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There are some movies out there that you love to rewatch over and over again. Timeless classics that never get old, and get better with each viewing. But there are some movies out there, that never need to be seen again. Movies that just don't quite hit home the same way upon multiple viewings. We take a look and rank the worst movies to rewatch of all time.
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This movie was so
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If someone put this on, Turn it off. I would rather eat a jean jacket
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Hey guys, I'm Jack O'Shea. And I'm Mikayla Pascal. And this is Ranked vs. Ranked
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Today Mikayla, we are going to be ranking the top five movies
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we never want to watch again. This list for me could probably be like 20 movies, easily
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I was going to say, so there is a list over on ranker.com with over 200 movies
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Vote or die. Vote or die, what the hell does that even mean? What's your number five
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With this one, I had to put on my number five just because it was a waste of my time, and it pisses me off, it's unranked
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Batman v Superman. Holy . Yeah. What I would say is the weakest writing
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in probably movie history, which is the scene where both of their moms are named Martha
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And that's how they can connect. Yeah. It's like they were killing each other
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and one of them is like, Martha. Why did you say that name? It's his mother's name
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It's his mother's name. Stupidest scene of all time. Who calls their mom Martha
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I call my mom mom. You want to have been better writing if she said, one of them said mom and it's like
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wait, you have a mom too? We both have moms. Maybe we're not so different after all
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What's your number five? My number five is actually Ranker's number five. I don't know if you've seen it
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Have you seen Hostile? This movie is so f***ed up. I did, I remember, we were sleeping at my house
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I did not sleep that night. I spent the entire time looking at my friends being like, one of them's going to kill me
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So the concept is these, you know, three guys in college that go to backpacking through Europe and they get to
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like some country like Hungary or something. They get kidnapped and taken to a
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place where basically a bunch of really wealthy people who've done everything in
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life are looking for something new to chase so they pay a lot of money to
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torture a person to death and it I mean it literally torture porn When people are like oh I love that don go near me that a real red flag yeah I never watching that again ever and I hope all of you none of you watch it what your number four
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My number four is actually unranked surprisingly it's actually the whole franchise Final Destination oh yes and this is what has like honestly me up and
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like like followed me for the rest of my life fate is real if you escape death it
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It will literally find you. I always think about that and I'm like
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what if I skipped death and now it's after me? Like forever
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You want to talk about anxiety. You're like, okay, that guy skipped death. So every scene you were watching every possible thing
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and you're like, that thing's about to fall. And it's about to hit him. Yeah, this someone gets killed through like a carwash
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Like they can't roll their windows up and it's like, hey, car washes aren't that dangerous
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Every time I go through a carwash, now I'm thinking about that. God, that's a really good answer
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Yeah, just the entire franchise. It's like, what's your number four? Okay, so my number four was Ranker's number 28
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Seven. The movie with Brad Pitt and Grant Paltrow, and the what's in the box
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What's in the box? It's so dark. It's literally dark in a lot of scenes
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but it's so twisted and f***ed up. One scene in particular, the one that's lust
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It's so f***ed up, I really don't want to say it, but basically it's like a guy went to see, it's lust
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so he went to a house or something, and the serial killer basically made him kill this with a knife strap on
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And just the way the guy's shaking as he's like describing it, it has never left my head and it really me up
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My number three is kind of a different genre. It's realer and it's number 72 on Ranker's list
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Super size me. It made me so like sick to my stomach
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Like it this documentary style This guy is like I gonna eat McDonald every single day see him kind of like physically like physically become unhealthy And I get it It was a social experiment Jesus Christ And I just remember being like
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No! He's on toilet! He's on toilet! I get it. It was a smash hit
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The guy went on to direct the One Direction documentary movie. It's your number three
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My number three, and this is actually, I think, my best pick. Okay. And it's unranked
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And I feel like you're about to be like, Yeah. Uncut Gems. I can't watch Uncut Gems again
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I loved it. I did really love it. It was super stressful, but I don't think
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that would have made my list. I thought I was going to have a heart attack the entire movie. Didn't you not finish it
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So you're like, dude, just give the money back. Like, don't lay down another bet
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I think in a couple of years, I'll forget how much that movie hit me
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And then I'll be like, oh, I can watch it again. But I bet you five minutes. I'm like, nope, no
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Why has it got so many colors in it, man? What is this? That's the thing. Don't give it to Kevin Garnett
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My number two, which I like half mentioned my last thing is Rankers number 35, Saving Private Ryan. Interesting
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I just can't watch war movies. And for me, this was the one that was really put in everyone's face
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I don't feel good after watching this movie. Do you know how did I become after watching this movie
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Anti-war. I don't. I hate war movies. But we had to fight this war
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I think I've seen that movie probably 20 times. And I love that movie. So you're right, though
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The whole thing is a compliment. But I can't watch it because it's so good
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Because it's so good and it's so intense. I mean, I could have predicted that, actually. Yeah, I had to put at least one war movie on this list
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just because I just can't watch war movies. My number two is Ranger's number 111, Titanic
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They pull you in to the love of these characters, and there's side plots and all these other things
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They're like, oh, yeah, we're watching a normal movie. You feel like you're kind of watching a little bit of a Romeo and Juliet tale, too
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You like I want them to be together and they going to run away and it like no Do you know why they don run away together They hit a iceberg and the thing goes down The boat sinks And then there a certain moment There this one shot where all of a sudden
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they cut to a scene and it's just the captain and the guy's like, how's it going
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They're like, it's going good. And you're like, I turned off the movie. They die and it's not fun
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But it is. It is for the first hour and a half. It is kind of fun
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My number one is Don't Breathe. It's a horror movie about the blind guy
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Oh, yes. I love that actor, actually. So it starts with these teenagers break into this guy's house
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because he got a huge cash settlement. His daughter died in a car accident
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They went in to rob him. Halfway through the movie, they're all locked inside the house
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The guy has incredible back skills. He's not going fast, but he knows his house
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So he can get around and he's going to find everyone. They find in his basements a woman walked up trapped down there the woman who killed his daughter in the car accident
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He is keeping her slave because he's inseminating her to give him another child
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So there's no good care. There's no good characters. It is the most like Jeff thing. Nobody's good here
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I don't know really dumb movie. I don't think I could ever watch it again. All right All right, well my number one is Saw
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It's ranked as number 40. I remember I just literally watched it through like this
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You know, similar to Hostel, except it's a little bit more clever in a way. That's why I have a love-hate relationship with them
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It's so creatively up. Yes. It's not like Hostel where it's like, it's just people being up
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This series is creatively up. Just the idea of, okay, I can either die in here
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or I can cut off my leg with a rusty saw and get out
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And you're just like, I hope I never end up in that situation. I mean