The Untold Stories Of Olympic Hook-Ups

Every two years, Olympic villages are chock full of literally the most fit people on the planet

Stalked like trout in a pond, they're young, healthy, and only want one thing besides the medals

Not to mention, after years of training and hard work, they all have plenty of reasons to party during the best two weeks of their lives

What does youth, freedom, and victory add up to? Hookups. Here are 10 craziest Olympic hookup stories

First of all, if we're talking about hookups, the first thing you should know is how these horny Olympians protect themselves

Let's just say the Olympics have them covered. It was a practice first started in 1992, and now there are hundreds of thousands of condoms being distributed at each of the games

There are stories of houses rented for athletes that had duffel bags full of condoms at the door

More on that later. The most number of condoms ever handed out in Olympics history was at the 2016 Rio Games

We're not surprised it was also the hottest Olympics ever. SB Nation reported that the athletes at the 2016 Rio Olympics were given a total of 450,000 condoms throughout the duration of the summer games

The Winter Games in Pyeongchang gave out on average 37 condoms per athlete for their two-week stay

In case you're wondering, Paralympic skier Andrew Kirka described the game's official prophylactic as

The condoms are Olympic strong. With COVID restrictions still in place, Tokyo officials don't plan to distribute condoms during the games, but rather after the games

They're also discussing banning alcohol in the Olympic Village to discourage any sort of too close contact

I'm sure those rules will be followed and respected with the grace and poise of an Olympic ribbon dancer

USA often dominates the Olympic Games, but they also seem to dominate the bedroom

According to some of the athletes Team USA is the flirtiest and most vivacious of all the teams in the Olympics In fact some of the hottest hookup tales come from Team USA From outright propositioning other athletes to hooking up with celebs

and other Olympians from all over the world, Team USA seemingly likes to go for gold on the field and in the hookup department

It was a Team USA squad who were responsible for one of the most notorious hookup pads ever

which brings us to Shooter's House. An American Olympian was involved in one of the most debaucherous events in Olympic Village history

At the 2000 Olympics in Sydney, target shooter Josh Lackitas and his team decided to extend their stay at the Olympic Village, even though their events were over

He did so by sneaking back into the condo the organization had rented for them

Over the next several days, the incognito party house turned essentially into a brothel

It became known as Shooter's House. Athletes from all over the world came to hook up

He told ESPN, the next morning, swear to God, the entire women's 4x100 relay team from some Scandinavian country walks out of our house, followed by boys from our side

Remember that duffel bag full of condoms? Yeah, that was here at Shooter's house

Lakatos said the shenanigans went on for eight days straight, 24-7, saying, I've never witnessed so much debauchery in my entire life

According to American goalkeeper Hope Solo, the U.S. women's soccer team did what they could to sneak in all kinds of celebrities and random hot people into the Olympic Village on the last night of the games

That's when, according to her, she may have snuck a celebrity back into her room without anyone knowing and snuck him back out

Seeing celebs in the stands isn't an uncommon sight, so it's no wonder there are plenty of opportunities for hookup encounters

What happens in the Olympic Village stays in the Olympic Village, so we'll never know

We do know that Hope and her teammates made the most of their Olympic moments

They admitted to appearing on the Today Show totally drunk at 7 a after a full night of partying following their gold medal win in 2008 When it comes to the most likely to hook up during the Olympics certain athletes are more game than others

According to one Olympian, swimmers, track athletes, beach volleyball players, and gymnasts are some of the most open and eager athletes at the Games

Of course, those are the events that seem to require the least amount of clothing

Coincidence? Apparently, the Winter Olympics is a different set of rules where all the athletes, no matter the sport, are looking to cuddle up during cold events

So what sport has athletes who are least likely to get down? Rowers and equestrian athletes

I guess they preferred to ride other things. Intimacy is not limited to the dorms at the Olympic Village

According to Hope Solo, people hook up everywhere, outside the buildings, on the grass, even right out the open

In fact, it was an event during the 1988 Summer Games in Seoul, South Korea

that inspired a whole new set of rules to discourage all the open-air hanky-panky

There were so many condoms found on the rooftop terraces of Britain's swim team's dorm

that the city full outbanned outdoor sex for good. Apparently, things got so out of hand that year that the British Olympic Association released a statement

warning athletes that if they got caught in the act, they'd be sent home

According to American swimmer Ryan Lochtke, about 70-75% of all Olympians are getting it on during the Games

There are about 35 unique sports between the summer and winter games, so all types of athletes are having the time of their life in the village

Even the chiseled, disciplined athletes who play the time-honored sport of table tennis

Yes, at the Olympics, even the table tennis guys get laid. Matthew Syed, member of Team Britain's table tennis squad, dished on the debaucherous details that took place during his first Olympic visit in 1992

I played my first two games in Barcelona in 1992 and got laid more often in those two and a half weeks

than in the rest of my life up to that point Time to take up table tennis There are supposedly plenty of new inductees into the Mile High Club on the way home from the Olympics Those looking to live it up one last time

before landing back down into reality find satisfaction high up in the air

On the rides home, flight attendants are known to seat all the Olympians at the back of the plane

and all the regular people up front. U.S. javelin thrower Bro Greer

remembers finding himself in the bathroom with another unnamed Olympian during his flight back from the 2000 Games

Bro made quite the name for himself in the Olympic Sex Department and will be appearing on this list again very soon

Olympic Village becomes a de facto town for two weeks out of the year

with full-service kitchens, specialty shops, and even arcades. Just like any modern city, it means plenty of singles are loading up dating apps

in the hopes of finding some reasonably local lovin'. In this modern era, things are easier than ever

Snowboarder Jamie Anderson experienced it for herself. My last Olympics was when I first learned about Tinder, and it was the best place to go because everybody on it was just a bunch of hot babe Olympians

Tinder even offers all athletes access to Tinder Gold, the premium service, well, at the Games

Sometimes the app simply can't keep up with the sheer horniness of it all

Another app had to shut down temporarily because of the number of users. The 2012 Summer Games in London will be known to some as the summer of the Great Grinder Crash

The dating app went into a total tailspin within minutes of athletes arriving at the village

Man, Olympians really do push everything to the limit. During the 2004 Athens Games, American track and field athlete Bro Greer made quite the name for himself

Bro's Olympic escapades are the stuff of legend. He shocked the world with revealing that he had sex with three women per day to stay loose between events

Three chicks at the same time, man. He ended up having to pull out of the competition early with a knee injury

Though he assures us it was not related to the three women per day. At least it was just his knee