ReRanking The CRAZIEST Resorts In The World
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Jul 9, 2025
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Unison Spa and Resort, where you can actually turn yourself into soup
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I wouldn't mind bathing in some tomato sauce, you know what I mean
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Now we're talking. So since you guys are all starring in the new Netflix film, Resort to Love
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today we're going to show you a few rankings all around resorts and love that were ranked by the public
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and we're going to see if you think the public nailed it or if they need a bit of a re-rank
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Okay. Here we go. We're going to start off with resorts that are out of control
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Number 10, Daz Park Hotel. You essentially are in a sewage pipe
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Nah. It's a pay-what-you-want policy, so you actually don't have to pay
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You want to be in a sewage pipe. I wouldn't imagine they would charge you. You're a freaking ninja turtle
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You shouldn't get charged for that. Number 9, a trap reads. This is a plexiglass bubble hotel, so it's completely see-through
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Ooh. You don't have neighbors, obviously, I hope. Number 8, Tree Hotel
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All the rooms are in trees and they're different themes. So there's a UFO in a tree
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There's a bird's nest in a tree. That's cool. Yeah, I like that. I mean, I always wanted a tree house
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The only thing I'm having a little problem with, just because of current events, is the UFO concept
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Number seven, no man's fort. This is a Victorian era structure. It used to be a fort for Napoleon
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It's in the middle of the water, if that's your thing. That looks like Alcatraz. Hey, that's where you can take your side check
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Nobody will ever know. That's in the brochure. Number six, Karas the prison
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This is a former Soviet prison. You get a full experience of feeling like you are a prisoner
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Nah. You don't even want to get me started with that sound. Watch the prison be the nicest one
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Number five, we have Crane Hotel. Your room is on top of a crane
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I don't like that either. It's too open. It's too open. I don't like that. We're the drapes
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We're the shades. What's happening? Bob the Builder, your husband? Like what the deal Number four Jewels Undersea Lodge This one you actually need a scuba license because you actually have to scuba dive to your room The best
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No way. That sounds like something you guys would do. Yeah. I can scuba within the next, like, year
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She could almost get to her room, but she's got to swim all the way back. Number three, we have Unison Spa Resort
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From my understanding, they have a bunch of different baths that you can go in
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So they've got a bath full of wine, full of coffee, full of ramen. I love ramen
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You gonna be old as a noodle? That's like the steak and lobster of cheap food
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You ain't lying. It's like bathing in caviar. Number two is the Ice Hotel
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It's in Sweden and you are in essentially an igloo and your room is at 23 degrees Fahrenheit
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Oh, see, I'd like to be warm. Yeah. One, Amazon Cowboys. This one's an ecotourism resort
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You live among monkeys. You live among birds. They come into your resort. Yes
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I love monkeys. So now you guys have some background in these hotels
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However you want to place it, just start going through the list and let me know what do you think is the most out of control
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hotel for my whole list? Oh man, I would say. The sewer, right? The sewer is kind of like
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What is the reason? How about also going to jail? The jail one
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Hello, guys. That's the worst, yeah. It's a resort. So we're putting the Karasta prison as one
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and then you guys like the sewage. The hotel is two? Not we like. We actually hate. Yeah
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I think we thought the crane one was pretty strange. Yeah. Boom. Absolutely
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That might go before the spark up. But I don't want to do the ice hotel. I'm not, I wouldn't want to do that
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I think that should be full. Yeah, I like hot. I like heat. I'm with you. Maybe the crazy monkey hotel
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Oh, yeah. As much as I love monkeys, I fear for these kind of monkeys. That place didn't look like they were chimpanzees
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The fort needs to be number six. Yeah, I agree. No man's resort
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No man or woman should be there. What is the one that you guys are like
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ah that a cool hotel I would actually want to stay there The tree Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah The tree definitely But not the station for you Yeah tree house because it has different vibes So wine bath is number nine Oh that a good one The wine bath
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Because then there's also the noodles. They literally want you to be a wonton. We're like, yes, sign us up, please. Thank you
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8-Trap Rebs, I like that you're out in the woods. It's like, ooh, naked
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Y'all don't like privacy. I get you. Okay. I think it's kind of sexy. Some people like getting it in the middle of a four
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That's why Snow White's Friends is watching. If you a Disney freak, go ahead
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And what else we have? The Undersea Lodge is pretty crazy. Yeah, that was amazing. I would want to do that, though
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I wouldn't make it, but if I could, I would want to do that. They actually deliver pizza, apparently, as well
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Cool if you want your pizza to be salty and watery. And that means that we are putting Undersea Lodge at 7
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Yep. So now that we have this list, how does this look to you guys? Works for me. I think we all did a great job
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The votes are in. All right, so you guys lock the resort list. We're going to move from resort talk to love talk
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Oh, OK. These are going to be the most romantic movies of all time
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I'm a Romeo and Juliet slash ghost girl. The man came back from the dead to try to reclaim what couldn't be reclaimed
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I think we can all agree on ghosts. Ghost number one. Romeo and Juliet, Leonardo DiCaprio version is my favorite movie because they died for love
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Nobody wanted them to be together and they died. They drank the poison and she was supposed to wake up and it didn't happen and they just killed each other
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Just for love. How do y'all feel about Titanic? I'm so upset that she didn't let Jack on the door
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Well, he couldn't fit up there. He would have flipped it over, even though if it was me
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I would have had one of my legs in the water and my other leg up there in my body
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You can live with one leg. It's fine. No book. There were tears. They went through time and got old together
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You had to keep reteaching her. And they cried in the rain and they kissed each other
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It has to be number three. I'd say Titanic after that. No? That's what I would say
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It's one of my favorites. Leo was on the list twice Gone with the wind Where will I go What will I do Quite frankly my dear I don give a damn Yeah that not sweet That mean
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Back then, that's what it was like. God, what the words should be last. I haven't seen Before Sunrise, so that's up to you guys
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I haven't seen the fire we put up here. I don't think I've seen A Walk to Remember
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Oh my gosh, why are we asking you? You should put A Walk to Remember
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because that was the one with Mandy Moore, and it was actually pretty sweet. You've never seen When Harry Met Sally
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I kind of remember that. Yeah. You can put that at five
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That's cool, right? You can put it at five. It was so long ago. Where are the Black films
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I was going to say, Love and Basketball should be on. Love and Basketball. Do you want me to add
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Love and Basketball to this list? Absolutely. Yes. Love and Basketball should at least be number three
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I'll play you four. For what? Your heart. But you know what
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The Notebook is a good place to put it at number four. Yeah, I think the top three are good
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and then we make it into Love and Basketball. Casablanca should be eight. It's like one of those. Yeah
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Big old classic loved ones. I've never seen it, but I always hear people referencing it
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Me too. So it's gotta be good. So how does this list look to you guys? This new list of the most romantic movies ever
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That works for me. It's good. Finally, before we go guys, I wanted to know since we've done all of these rankings today
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what is the number one feeling that you want the audience to take away after they see this movie
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I think I want people to take away that you should always listen to your heart first and foremost
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and not let emotions of the moment take over. Always listen to the truest part of your heart
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I think the overall picture of it too is it really is follow your passions and your dreams
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Go with the unexpected because chances are it leads you to the best destination
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Perseverance. There's a lot of perseverance in this movie. I think if that comes across
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then I think we've done a good job. I wish you knew that when we were filming. Ha ha ha ha
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Thanks for watching this episode of Rerank. Make sure you guys catch Resort to Love on Netflix
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With the lovely, beautiful company that we have here. Oh yes, baby
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