Ranking The Sexiest Superhero Couples Of All Time!

I mean you guys can have sex at 100,000 feet

Is that public decency if you're really high up? No, no, no, that's international water

Who's prosecuting you there? Hey guys, I'm Jack O'Shea. And I'm Mikaela Pascal

And this is Rank vs. Rank. Today Mikaela, we're going to be ranking our top five

sexiest comic book scuffles. Ooh, sexy and super. Sexy and super. OK

There's a lot that are real. And by real, I mean fake. But in the movies, and then there are a lot where it's like

we ship them. Do you ship people? I used to. I used to be a big shipper

Shipping, standing. Yeah, that's a big, like, fandom thing. And I've been part of plenty of fandoms in my day

Mikayla, what's your number five sexiest comic book couple? I think my number five has got to be part of Robin's little crew, Beast Boy, and Raven

It's Teen Titans. Teen Titans. Yes. Okay, but we're talking about them as adults

Yes. That goes for everything that we said. For every single episode we ever do, we're talking about everyone as adults

I don't want to see a comment that's like, oh, technically Batman was only 17

That's the f*** off. You know what we're saying. But, because it's like, she's kind of like a dark sorceress type

and then he's more of like... Salt of the earth. Salt of the earth. Gymnast background. But the main thing is his power

Beast Boy is a shapeshifter. You know? And it's like, honey, bring out the elephant tonight

Bring out the horse. That was fantastic. Oh, yes. What's your number five

Okay, my number five, and I'm putting it up at number five because it's kind of a cheat to me a little bit

is Deadpool and Vanessa in the hit film Deadpool. Deadpool. It's a rated R movie and there's a lot of sex jokes

and there's basically nudity. And there's a whole montage of just them

basically having sex. Happy International Women's Day. Happy International Women Day Happy International Women Day No no Equality I feel almost guilty putting that on my list because it so obvious Because it there it in front of you

It's like they're showing you. You kind of want to be like, well, I wonder what these two would be like

Yeah. Yeah. It's still hot. Still very hot, yes. What's your number four

My number four is any iteration of Spider-Man and Mary Jane. Yes

Okay, that's my number four as well. It's iconic, too. Yeah. It would have been more fun if it was like, she doesn't know who Spider-Man is

You know, it's like, mask on. No kiss sex. It's so much hotter when she has no idea who he is

Yeah. It's also so much more dangerous. Yes. Because you have no idea where he's there

No idea. They made the MTV Best Kiss Award for the Upside Down Kiss

It was so good. They were like, we need to nominate somebody for this. And I don't think Peter Parker and Mary Jane are necessarily that sexy

I think Spider-Man and Mary Jane are. Yeah. I mean, did Mary Jane, she had to be let down when she found out that

by the way, this guy that I have a crush on and saved me and kissed me like that was that dweeb Peter Parker. Yeah

Stop, please! Stop! Because there's just the forbidden-ness there. We love the forbidden-ness. Yes

Very hot. Hey, how are you? Oh, good. Ha ha ha. Oh, you're so witty

Why don't you take advantage of me? What's your number three? My number three is another person and green person duo, is Gamora and Starlord

Gamora is the kick-ass stoic, she has drama and a real backstory thing

and then there's Starlord, who's just kind of like a lost dork who somehow ended up in the sky

He's like part god, so he can create things like a god

Yeah, but we didn't figure that out until later. That the mortal in you Peter We are beyond such things Yes He like a funny Indiana Jones is what he is Yeah that exactly what he is When the man is the eager one in the relationship

That's why I like it. Because it's like, she's obviously so sexy and so cool. She's sexy on her own

Add him in and it's like, okay, that's probably a sexy relationship. He's eager. You have the bearing of a man of honor

People say it about me all the time, but it's not something I would ever say about myself

She's constantly kind of kicking his ass. Yeah. Which I don't condone, obviously. Please don't hit me

But in your imagination, it's like, yeah. They have a real dumb sub... Relationship

Relationship. My number four, Hulk and Black Widow. They kind of gave up on the storyline

Yeah, you're right. Neither of them end up with people. No. But there's like a will they, won't they..

Like a little bit. It's like undertone. And like, let's just be real. He's big everywhere

Ten inches. Shh. It's like a baguette. You're tiny Avengers! Ah! It's like Scarlett Johansson's hot. Yeah

She's always got the super sexy suit on. Oh, she's so hot. You know, she's athletic. She's doing flips

And then we got Mark Ruffalo, who's adorable and sexy. I'm a big Ruffalo gal

Yeah, which really makes me question, like, everything. If you're into Ruffalo, I feel like me and I could not be

further away from each other in a lot of ways. I'm closer to Hulk than Ruffalo in a lot of ways

That is also true. What's your number two? My number two is Scarlet Witch and Vision

You just kind of know there's a lot of connection there. This is my number two as well. OK

I also always joke that Vision's my favorite Marvel superhero. So I obviously had to put them on the list. Yeah

She's the only one who can kind of deal with that. The Mind Stone

I don't know. You just feel like they're super connected. Because they get to literally go into other dimensions a little bit They in a higher level than the average being It would be a real let down if we found out like yeah mostly missionaries Yeah You know

What a bummer. Really? I mean, you guys can have sex at 100,000 feet

Is that public decency if you're really high up? No, no, no. That's international waters

Who's prosecuting you there? He pulls off the sweater better than anyone

if you've seen that. He does. WandaVision. My number one, how to put it there

and you can't fight me for it, Harley Quinn and the Joker. It might just be because it's like, Harley Quinn is hot

Which version of Harley Quinn and the Joker? Obviously, the Harley Quinn, we know which one

Margot Robbie. But I think her opposite is the Jared Leto. Mornius

Yes, Morbius. I'm just kidding. It's Dr. Michael Morbius at your service

I am such a Suicide Squad apologist. I know you are. I know objectively it's not good

But will that stop me from watching it? Absolutely not. I really like the second Suicide Squad

Margot Robbie's just hot, so. Yeah, let's be real. Let's be real

She's our number one. As far as your number one sexiest couple goes in this

Margot Robbie's carrying 98% of that weight. Absolutely. Yeah. What's your number one

I'm going to go same DC Universe. Batman, Catwoman. Depending on which universe you're in

Catwoman's either a good guy or a bad guy, too. It feels like, in all the stories

it always starts off with she's a bad guy, she's a cat burglar, and then she ends up

like helping Batman, but in that like reluctant, like you're a

No guns, no killing. Where's the fun in that? And I'm thinking of the Christian Bale and Hathaway one

And when people are like, well, were they a couple? Yeah, they were

That's at the movie ends with Michael Caine being like, I feel like Michael Caine should have said hello

Okay. Yeah. You don't want to ruin the secrecy or whatever. Who's following Alfred

And who's like, wait, wait a minute