Ranking the Best Spider-Man Movies Of All Time

What's with these animal man's things

It's definitely like an old fashioned thing of like, he was a lion man. Like a man, but also a lion

He could talk to me, but he was a lion. Hey guys, I'm Jack O'Shea. And I'm Michaela Pascal

And this is Ranked vs. Ranked, the show where we each rank our top five favorite things about an exciting topic

and then you tell us who made the best list. Today, Michaela, we're going to be ranking the top five

Spider-Man movies. There are three Tobey Maguire Spider-Man movies, two Andrew Garfields, three Tom Hollands, and Spider-Man

Into the Spider-Verse. Yeah. So nine. But this is actually a topic that I think a lot of people love to debate

Yes. People have very strong opinions on the Spider-Mans. And then right now it's funny too, the Andrew Garfield ones are becoming more popular

Literally there's so much footage of me throughout the years fighting for that. Yeah

I am a Garfield truther, but now that's getting mainstream, I'm like, whatever. Spider-Man, hero or menace

Spider-Man, hero or menace? What is your number five Spider-Man movie? I had to put him on the list

The Amazing Spider-Man, which is the first of the Andrew Garfield series

Oh, I'm aware. I didn't hate Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man. I didn't

So he's your number five because you didn't hate him? And also, I really liked Emma Stone

I would argue she was the best of the Mary Jane slash Gwen Stacy's. Yes

You can't do the original as much. Usually, typically. It's a challenge

It's good, but you know. My number five is Spider-Man Far From Home, the second of the Tom Holland series

That's actually my number four. I loved this movie. I did too

And it's funny, actually I just realized, because there's nine Spider-Man movies, and this is the fifth one, this is the

what is in your opinion, the most average Spider-Man movie? Yeah. How does this high school kid figure out post blip situation

When Mysterio, Jake Gyllenhaal, when Tom Holland's like, you know what, you should have the Tony Stark power stuff

When he gets it See that wasn so hard Yes Somebody get this stupid costume off me And then Jake Gyllenhaal like no you You the real star

Like, that is so... He's really good. He's so good. That's so underratedly funny

He really is evil. Yes. At the end, he's gonna die. He knows he's gonna die

So what's his last move? Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker. To basically just ruin this kid's life. Yeah

There's no benefit for you to do this. You're just being a real asshole. Okay, so my number four is Spider-Man 2

which is the second Spider-Man in the Tobey Maguire series. These are movies where I'm like, I love these movies

He's still kind of a loser, it's still Spider-Man. Yeah. He's still trying to be a photographer for some reason

Yeah, he has this real passion. Oh, and now James Franco, Kirsten Dunst, his crush

No, wait. No, that's Spider-Man 3. your mouth. Okay, okay, okay, okay

Dr. Otto Octavius, Dr. Octopus, Dr. Oct, is such a good villain. Yeah

Alfred Molina is such an interesting choice for this role because he's a really good actor

The scene when the octopus arms things take over him is really f***ing cool

It's scary to begin with just seeing it slide in. Yeah. And you're like, how on earth could he

The first one, okay, he's going after the Green Goblin. This one, they might blow up New York City

with an atomic weapon. He also has one of my favorite lines ever. Peter Parker, brilliant but lazy

Brilliant but lazy. My number three is Spider- Homecoming. That's such a good one

Honestly, I love Michael Keaton in it. He's so good as a villain, but also

like, you really believe he's a dad at the same time. And it like I going to give Peter the dad talk Closes the door eye contact Yeah Always through the mirror And just like oh he knows Mm He knows Yeah He the working class hero

Yeah, he is. He got fired. The Avengers destroyed his city. He was hired to clean up

And then he got just laid off for no reason. These guys have a family

I have a family. I'm all in on this. I can lose my house

I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing I can do. Okay, my number three is Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse

This is one of those movies where it's like animated movies like are so hit or miss and

They did it really well where it's really funny. It's really moving the animation style is really cool

And like original too and you just it's like a really touching story. It's casted perfectly

You had the Nick from New Girl is like the kind of old Slacker's butterman. I love this burger so delicious

One of the best burgers I've ever had You have money right? You know pig spider man. It's really funny. It's really like you will laugh and you will cry

Well speaking of Spider-verse, my number two is Spider-Man No Way Home

I think Spider-Man is a very fun movie. Yeah. Every time it's like, we've got the squad back together

It's like, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I love you guys. My one regret is that we didn't see it earlier before the whole twist of everybody coming back

I wish we'd saw it before we knew that. That would have been the biggest like, holy in the theater

Do you understand what I would have done when Tobey Maguire walked through the thing

Can I show you what you would have done? What? That's exactly what I would have done

I think that was the first Spider-Man that kind of made me cry too. Yeah. When his aunt dies

And Tom Holland's like crying. Yeah. And it was actually really good for like, oh, now it's resetting the story because eventually

it's like how Jackass after a while. Johnny Knoxville can't go do something, a prank in public

Everybody's like, it's Johnny Knoxville. Yeah, it's not the same. My number two is Spider Homecoming The Tom Holland one they made a really interesting decision which the Batman the new Robert Pattinson Batman movie did the same decision which is just because this is the first movie

of a new series doesn't mean we have to show the origin story again. Everybody on Earth knows the origin story

Yeah, we already know. It feels very legitimately high school heavy, which is kind of nice

It's like, oh yeah, no, we really see he's in high school. And Jon Favreau just is a really funny actor and great director

Tell me something only you would know. Remember when we went to Germany

You pay per view to video in your room? They didn't list the titles, but I could tell by the price

it was an adult film. Want to say our number one at the same time? Sure. OK. Three, two, one. Morbius. Spider-man

So Morbius. It's Dr. Michael Morbius. Hit your star. I'm kidding. Spider-man

You can't outdo the original. That's what starts the craze. That was our first true taste of Spider-man

This movie, it broke the opening weekend box office record. Like, it was so good and performed so well

Because before that, you had the Batman movies. The last few Batmans were so bad and did so

that they weren't going to make superhero movies anymore. Nobody wanted to play a superhero. It was kitschy

This was just a really good movie about a high schooler who gets spider-like powers

You have Willem Dafoe, who I know we said Michael Keaton's best. No, he's the best

He's the best. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. Something of a scientist myself

He's so good. Because the Spider-Man character is supposed to be a nerd

who gets these powers, I think he's the only one who's actually really qualified

because nobody looks at Toma McWhorne and is like, that's the coolest guy in high school. Yeah

He was such a nerd that they literally had to show you the scene where he lifts up his shirt

and you're like, holy , he's got a six pack to be like, see, believe us now, he's an athlete now. Yeah

Andrew Garfield is clearly the coolest guy in high school. He can put his hair up like a foot

That kid's getting laid. Tom Holland, he also is like, he's quite a cute kid

Tom Holland's not a nerd