A comprehensive ranking of Spider-Man's most notable film villains

What's your number one

I have a feeling we have the exact same one. Yeah. Three, two, one. Villains

What's your number five? All right, so I kept seeing this name on a bunch of lists

I had to put it at five, because I was like, Venom. Like, it's such a creepy, scary, but very cool villain

Like, what do you call him? Like, I feel like he's like an anti-hero of some sort. Like, I don't. Yeah

Honestly, the reason why I didn't put Venom on my list is literally just because he's too scary

Like, I never saw the Venom movie because it was like. Oh, really? I see it like I like the maybe I just like Tom Hardy

Apparently it's the lips apparently Tom Hardy is just like the best lips Yeah, also I do like they do have similar like uniforms in a way in spider-man 3 SM3

He's kind of the anti spider-man. Yeah, so it's like they're kind of the inverse of each other

Which I don't know I just think aesthetically I like to see them fight for that reason I got a little spider-man venom trivia question for you. I don't know. I'm not gonna answer correctly

Who played venom in spider-man 3? I'm pretty sure it's Topher Grace

I like being bad. What's your number five? My number five is, uh

Vulture from Spider-Man Homecoming. Okay. Michael Keaton's just the best. Yeah. The movie literally starts with like

he's a businessman, he's a dad, he's a family guy. He's a hard-working blue-collar guy. Yeah, blue-collar man

We always side with the blue-collar man. His unit is cleaning up after, you know

Loki in Avengers 1 destroyed everything, and they fire him because I'm sure just like union bull

I'm all in on this. I can lose my house. I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing I can do

And it's like, yeah man, start your own little separate business. And then he becomes a thief and he starts doing some bad stuff or whatever

But the entire time it's like, I totally get what he's doing. He's providing for his family

Also, the vulture has the greatest reveal when Peter Parker goes to pick up his daughter

You would never be like, well, maybe her dad's the vulture. Yeah, no. But he is It like surprise He must be Peter Yes And he a great father Plot twist Plot twist That why I do hate some movies Because the whole point of the villain is you supposed to be like bad Yeah

Or against them. But sometimes they give you too many details and you're like, I feel bad for the guy

And it's like, stop doing that. For superhero movies, the villain just needs to be like, awful

What is your number four? My number four, I'm gonna go with another little heartthrob in the Hollywood world, Mysterio

I love Mysterio because I love the I bamboozled everyone villains where it's like, because everyone was on his team, right

That's kind of how it ended, everyone was like, no, no, he's a good guy. Yeah. Like the public

I trusted you. I know. That's the most disappointing part. He fooled everyone to be the good guy

and that is always the ultimate villain mastermind to me. His dying move, he was like, it doesn't matter

I'm out anyway. I'm going to over this guy one more time. By the way, he's a kid

Spider-man's name is Peter Parker. I don't think in the latest one, nobody ever was like

well, yeah, Mysterion was evil. Yeah, no. It's one of those things where it's like, yeah, everyone was just like, we believe this guy

He looks like one of the heroes. Yeah, so that's why I like that villain, is because it's like the, when you can pull it off

and everyone in society is like, you're the good guy. You're the ultimate villain

He also has a really great turn again when Peter Parker is

like, you know what? You should have the glasses. And he's like, no, no, no. And then as soon as he leaves, Jake Gyllenhaal has

the greatest turn ever of like, well, that was easy. And then everybody in the bar was an actor

God, my brother literally was like, you just need to watch this one scene. It's the greatest, funniest scene ever

What's your number four? My number four is actually, we're taking a dive into the cartoon

Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse, Kingpin. I just love how they portray him

He's just the widest human being alive. That's something that we are kind of missing

in like the live action ones, is you can in the Spider Into the Spider be like Kingpin is six feet tall nine feet wide His shoulders are wider than the tallest man on earth ever was Yes And he got no neck He kind of like this

Oh, and he's Italian. I love the good Italian character. Get rid of the body. Kill that guy

He's not always about the money, Spider-Man. Yeah, I like the ones that are like, they're businessmen villains. Yes

What's your number three? So my number three is Vulture. He's just such a good character

He has the thing where it's like, I built the suit. I'm my own villain, but I'm still man

I wasn't bitten by a spider. I don't have any special powers. I just have a machine

I love the reveal scene where now Spider-Man's at a moral crossroads

And the second reveal actually, now that I think about it, like 10 minutes later when he's driving them to the prom

when you realize the vulture knows Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Yes. And don't you ever interfere with my business again

Because if you do, I'll kill you and everybody you love. That's probably the scariest moment of that whole movie. Totally

God, that movie. So, so good. What's your number three? So my number three is Dr. Otto Octavius

otherwise known as Dr. Octopus, otherwise known as Doc Oc. So this is my number two

Okay, good. Yeah. Can you quote the line from him that I say all the time

No. Peter Parker. Brilliant, but lazy. Yeah, I love his arms. That's a cool, to me, villain suit

He has a lot of purpose. He doesn't really need to walk. He's like, I've got this new suit that just kind of carries me

I'm a spider. I'm an octopus, whatever it is. He's also, he's another one too where it's like

this is another formation of a super villain where it's a really good guy, really smart guy

but he was taken over. Yes. It's not his fault. These things have turned you into something you're not

It was great in the new one, being able to get half a movie of him being like

I'm a good guy with this power. It's good to see you, dear boy. It's good to see you

Fun fact about the new one, by the way, in the original all his little arms had to be operated by people New one they just CGI it but That more fun Just do everything in camera As much as you can in camera it more fun What your number two So my number two kinda not really a villain

J. Jonah Jameson. Less of a villain, more of a in the Spider-Man universe

Easily the funniest character in the Spider-Man universe, even more than Peter Parker's friend

I forget his name. I forget his name too. He is just a journalist who doesn't go with the status quo

And when everybody is like, Spider-Man just saved a school bus full of kids

he's like, what? Caused the city a lot of damage. He's a menace to the entire city

Spider-Man? I have to do the impression. It's my favorite impression ever. Spider-Man, you're over mesh

I like that too, because it's like, you know what, that's a really realistic villain, is the media

And Spider-Man works for him? Crap. Crap. Crap. Mega crap. He's constantly bashing on him

Spider-Man has to take his own pictures. What's your number one? I have a feeling we have the exact same one. Yeah

3, 2, 1, Green Goblin. Yeah, of course. Willem Dafoe is just the best. You just can't beat him as a villain

Like are you kidding me? If it weren't for Keith Ledger and the Joker, I think he is..

His number one villain. By far number one. Yeah. He's so by far the best that in the new one, they're like, you're the main villain again

Yeah. Because you're just that good. You're just that good. It's one of the like most like incredible performances, I think

Is there a better natural villain actor than a guy who can just without any makeup anything just make the

Yeah, the crazy faces. But he also and no offense to William Dafoe looks scary. Yeah

Like he's a scary looking guy. Yeah. Just one of the scariest scenes I ever watched as a kid was when he's looking in the mirror and

you know his true self is like You killed them. We killed them

Like it's just so good. So good. My god that movie started it all. Yeah

He's just the best. really is just the best and I think there's not really much more we can say about that