The Investment Banker and the Genie

An investment banker was walking on a beach when he found a lamp. He rubbed the lamp and out came a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the genie. The investment banker wished for a million dollars. The genie granted his wish, and the banker found himself swimming in a pool of cash. For his second wish, the banker wished for a beautiful wife. The genie granted his wish, and a stunning woman appeared by his side. Finally, for his third wish, the banker said, "I want to be irresistible to women." The genie granted his wish and turned him into a credit card.