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Well, with our new invention, the Little
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Red Riding Hood doll, we'll give it a
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longer name later. That's secret mind
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construction suit. Little Red Riding
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Grandma borrowed from Grandma Anya and
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then improved. Now, let's listen to a
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secret law Grandma told his cyber kids,
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a story about one of the most
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marginalized wizards in the history of
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magic. They called him by many names,
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and despite all available records, no
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one could understand his true origin,
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his secret clan, or his real purpose.
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Now, he calls himself Vladimir
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Vladimir News successfully infiltrated a
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boring magic castle and met Hal Akiki
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because he saw Hal Akiki as an
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underappreciated black shaman, just like
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himself, a talent trapped inside a cage.
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And Hal Akiki is one of the kindest
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souls. Many centuries ago, Vladimir News
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lived under many other names, and even
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had a plastic surgeon make him resemble
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Slim, another great wizard the world had
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lost. So, they blended into the castle,
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guarded by two useless golems meant to
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scare the mentally basic crowd. But
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before Vladimir News could succeed, he
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must recruit Kaibil Kul Family's Petyo,
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the fortune teller, because she is real
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magic to see the future. And yes, we
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also need to recruit that thick cat.
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We just don't have time to design it
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yet. Somehow, people started getting
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paranoid about the rumors and began
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protecting Hal Akiki and Kaibil from
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being stolen, along with all the
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forbidden books Vladimir News reads
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every day. Then, there is Professor
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>> Professor Snapper.
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You know what? I like you. One of the
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smartest in the world.
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What a cool person and so
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so much magic, but no proper plan to use
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it. I wish to learn everything about
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defense against dark arts. So, let's
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make sure no dark lord steals our magic
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for some Kaichi project. Meanwhile,
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Dummy wasn't so bright, but he was the
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loudest of all. Dark lord, we see you.
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We know everything. You see those tall
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They'll guard you. Everyone behind me
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But everyone else stayed quiet. Why was
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Dummy so confident? Because he knew too
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much about what was happening behind the
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doors, where his fellow countrymen came
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in, and the voices that never came back
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out. Not everything behind those doors
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is equal. That's why Vladimir News keeps
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reminding Hal Akiki and Kaibil that it's
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a money matter, even if we put our diary
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out for free, there will always be some
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magical small ones use them to wipe
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their asses. So, we choose to move
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transparently, but with layers of secret
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protection until we can retrieve our cat
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horcruxes. And now, our cyber kids are
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falling asleep, waiting for another
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beautiful day. Hope you liked our Little
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Red Riding Grandma law. See you all.
