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Crossing Europe With Just a Paper Map | Joe Fazer & Kai Sheps Race to Cologne
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May 3, 2025
What happens when two gym lads are stripped of all tech and told to get from Manchester to Cologne in just 48 hours? No Google Maps. No phones. No clue. @kaisheps1 and @JoeFazer go old-school — armed only with a paper map, some snacks, and sheer determination. Expect wrong turns, wild detours, and a lot of arguing over directions. Will they make it in time? Or will they be stuck in a French service station forever? _____________________________________________________________ With thanks to Bickers Action - https://www.instagram.com/bickersaction/?hl=en media dog - https://www.instagram.com/media_dog_hire/?hl=en and Latitude Equiptment - https://www.instagram.com/latitude_equipment/ #joefazer #kaisheps #topgear
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does anyone know how to read a map i I
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don't Joe
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I can't Oreo Coca-Cola Has anyone got
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eyes on Kai and Joe we think we might
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have lost them I'm not Oh my god We left
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without the cheese wipes I love this
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Please continue
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[Music]
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Okay Uh it's 6:00 a.m right now We've
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been told to come to this location We've
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been given these big packages It's a
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bigger package than Joe's used to
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holding Yeah I don't know why we're here
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Wait Uhoh You will be given two cases
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They need to be delivered to Fibo in
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Cologne
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Germany It will get confiscated if
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discovered So you need to smuggle it
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without being tracked No tech No
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satnav technology
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How are we getting there how the
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are we getting there ah yeah Brilliant
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Never read a map So we can't use We
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can't use this
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Can Can we use it for music well the
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message said we got 48 hours to get
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there Yeah Um every hour under 48 hours
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we win 100 quid for for you guys So you
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know we got there in 20 hours That's
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£2,400 that we can give away Look we got
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to go Does anyone know how to read a map
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i I don't All
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[Music]
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right I'm I'm I'm on music We're allowed
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to use our phone aren't we but we can't
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use a map So you're on music and I'm on
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the map Yes But I am also driving Rather
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unfair I'm also driving So that's fair
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enough Yeah Exactly mate Fair enough
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Shhat it You ready yeah Okay
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One sec
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Reversing We'll get fully into the music
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in a minute That right I'm not listening
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to that No No You're not listening to
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that for 4 hours
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This one repeats I'm not listening to
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this
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How long does this go on for uh this is
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the 10our version
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Yo this is sick
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I'm trying to work it out but I'm not
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mate I'm not too familiar with maps I'll
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be completely well physical maps We're
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in Manchester right now We need to head
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to Dober That's going to be like
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4 hours 4 hours It should It should be
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about 4 This map is for the entirety of
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Europe This is going to be so hard to
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find exactly where we are right now out
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of all of Europe You got to have a bit
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of a brain on you I guess Yeah
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If you consume my protein fighting box
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you will No no not even that It's the
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career team mate Ah the career team that
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that's been shown to to help rain health
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and all that Rain health and all that to
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be able to read
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maps In fact you know what chuck is a
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career team Should we dry scoop yeah
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Want me to like put it in for you cuz
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you're driving
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bro just open
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wide There you go
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You know what while while we're on the
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subject a bit like this video insult Kai
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in the comments Just please destroy his
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ego cuz his ego is too big Big big Oh
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come on You've seen what this guy posts
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on Tik Tok clenching that jaw left right
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and center
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I can't do it for the camera God
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I
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can't How many times are you sick after
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them it's been twice It's only been
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twice If anyone's done an eating
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challenge to the extreme it is one of
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the worst things One of the worst
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feelings ever It is horrible Yeah How
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about you do your your little
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catchphrase as well so I'm a pretty guy
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as you people know
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Now what's a what's the most diabolical
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thing you've ever had to eat to hit your
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protein so I did a video which you saw I
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was stranded on a desert island I'd gone
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three days with just eating coconuts
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right and I was starving I'd had no
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protein I was watching my gains diminish
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in front of me That's horrible So I was
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like I need a fish So I caught a fish It
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was one of the nicest bloody things I
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can imagine I've ever eaten We're just
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um pulling into a service station right
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now I need a flesh I want to get some
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food The best fast food restaurant is
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Subway What a boring life that you live
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I'm not Oh my god We left without the
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cheese bites You want to cut mate you
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shouldn't be eating cheese bites It's
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like the last thing you should be eating
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You know what
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instead have a beautiful mated layered
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bar And I don't want the world to see me
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cuz I don't think that they understand
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Has anyone got eyes on Kai and Joe we
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think we might have lost them I just
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want you to know who I am Where where
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what road are we on now i don't know Are
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we still on the Are we still on the M6
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god knows where they are Nothing's
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really going to plan today Turns out
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this car we can't take across the the
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channel Now we've got to jump in the
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tracking car uh jump in the tracking car
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get the Euro Star to Cali to Calal and
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then on the way call up another car hire
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company
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hopefully it'll be fine and then drive
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to Cologne from there and you can have a
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go at driving Yeah And you can team All
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right let's do it
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Go get the hire car Bring the package
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What actually is in this though oh
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Wait they're coming over They're coming
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over
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He stared He had a cheeky look I'm in a
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brand new city in a different country in
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a brand new car that I've never driven
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in Like this is tough
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mate This is This is tough mate You're
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turning a wheel but it's just on the
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other side of the road Oh my god Shut up
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I'm hungry We've not had a proper meal
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There's got to be somewhere nice around
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it Steak Subway Steak Subway No I want I
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need steak I need steak Oh Oh look at
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that That's how they pop That's how they
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pop you know Yeah And I'm driving guys
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I'm driving with these guys
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It's It's beautiful What's that
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is there anywhere that sells steak steak
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Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah What's it called
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oh right Yeah I'm not finding that It's
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all in French Both That sounds beef
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beefy Bow You just said that you can
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speak French mate That's bof Jeel That's
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all I going to say I think we need to
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just call it quits Let's get some fast
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food or something I hate to be that guy
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but this is just going to be so much
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nicer than that that other place Thank
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you Thank you
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Oh get inside
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me All right
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Right Now can you maybe you know help us
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get to the location cuz it's it's like
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nearly 11:00 and we started driving at
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5:30 6:30 6:30 I don't know Where the is
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Liil then oh my god It's not on here
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Well it will be on there Lily Lily
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That's where we're going right oh that's
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where we are That's where we are You And
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I'd give up forever to touch you Turn to
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the Mac Get what it is what it does what
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it is what it is for better way to get
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about better in a chicken hit again up
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to shop walking little bit of humble a
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little bit of car like walking cars we
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sw again no you can't cut me bad
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moonwalk this here is our
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party thinks he's so sick right
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now you are so deluded right now like
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you're so tired you're making bad
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decisions oh it's going to be clipped up
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on Tik Tok as well glad you've
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officially crossed the border into
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Belgium now So this is your third
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country in the last 24 hours So we're
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exactly where I thought I was I've never
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been Belgium I I can take off Belgium
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now Oh my god Nice It's got to be a
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hotel I Oh yeah What are we on about
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surely it's not going to be far Surely
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it's not going to be far until we find
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the hotel Smoke
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Yeah we need to We need to pull up bro
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I'm getting so tired Oh yeah Let's stay
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here Let's actually stay here
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Hilton My proing card
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Yeah let's do that
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Yeah I'm so tired
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Yeah I'm I'm tired Should we get on with
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it then
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i don't know if I can drive Look I'll
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take one for the team and I'll drive
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again No no no Because you taking one
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for the team is me taking one for the
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team when you crash
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I'm not joking I'm calling Elliot and
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I'm going to see if there's anyone else
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from my protein that can that can do the
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driving I mean I can't be bothered
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anyway So is there anyone else with my
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protein like relatively near that could
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maybe do some driving just cuz I'm too
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tired to drive and Joe can't drive to
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save his life wait wait for 5 minutes
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I'll I'll give you a call back
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Can't believe I got to be driving these
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boys around So lazy
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Okay let's see what this is about
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Hello Hey guys Hello Hi Thank you for
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this Yeah you guys are so lazy Like
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seriously
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I happily drive but this guy doesn't
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want me to drive so I was tired He can't
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drive or No he can't I just can't be
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bothered Yeah Take us as far as you can
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Okay Don't listen to him though Your map
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ability is awful Let's go Oh Mario I
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feel like the little kid in the back See
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in England technically I'm actually
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average height Yeah Shut up Really
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Are you surprised i don't know I don't I
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don't know that much about the UK Dutch
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people overall are like really tall
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people What What's the average height 61
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I believe I love this Please continue
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The sooner we get there the more money
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we earn for the viewers Oh wow So let's
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say we made it in you know 40 hours
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£800 So the sooner the better
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ideally For you guys at home I'm sipping
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on the uh Impact
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Hydrate which is actually delicious Give
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that a taste test Okay Taste test and be
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honest If you don't like it I'm always
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honest My followers know that too
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Oh that's delicious What kind of flavor
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was it facts Raspberry lemonade That's
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really It's that
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Yeah you guys are uh well energized now
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Appreciate it Yeah you drive again
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Really appreciate it Back on the road
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I'm feeling pretty positive Nostely kind
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of lifted the spirits a little bit
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didn't you yeah she actually did She
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actually nice nice woman It was a nice
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little break from your driving I think
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we pushed through Watch out Watch out
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Cheers mate I was just going to hit him
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I I feel I'm in a good mood Yeah Yeah By
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the end of last night me and you were
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just Yeah I think we were a bit done
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with each other mate Yeah And the
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concert driving like being with each
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other like Yeah We We Who did you just
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be
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don't know Fair enough Oh at every red
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light as soon as it turns green I'm
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beeping Do you know what um
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my boys by some absolute miracle you
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have made it into Germany Last leg to go
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Hey where you go
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having that burger last night hit
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different What chicken truffle shake
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burger Oreo Coca-Cola I don't want to
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get it just for the sake of it Like that
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wasn't the best part because like morale
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like everything was so low was at an all
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time We were so tired I was going to say
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my favorite part of the trip was getting
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into bed last night Yeah Meeting with
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meeting with Nosley she like lifted the
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spirits I feel good today I feel pretty
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solid I feel tired Yeah But my my morale
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is higher How far till we get on the
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auto bar i want to do the top speed Good
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question There we go No speed limit
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150
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Be careful Be careful This is
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fine
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160 170 Chill
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Chillill Chill Get alone Smash a workout
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We've only been off diet for what a day
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and a half maybe Yeah And you just feel
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like I feel so much I feel like I'm
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about to have the worst gym session of
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my life Yeah Oh my god look at Cologne
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Cathedral
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Holy People used to make build stuff
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like that and now you have who make
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money from saying I can't hit my protein
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Right Get a protein bar Yeah I'll have
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one Right Do you want to build a
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snowman ra your back around a
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hole I never see you
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anymore It's like you've gone away
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To the left is the uh the Fibo building
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So we've
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officially officially made it Fibo Yeah
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I was here in 2023
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Ah Is it good yeah It's We have fun It's
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quite fun actually Really is there any
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fun things to do like fun stuff uh yeah
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there's like loads of challenges to do
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in there like activities
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Yeah Cool cool cool cool Yeah it's
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pretty fun man It's pretty fun All right
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mate We're just with them That's right
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Sweet Thank you
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Here we are mate Woohoo
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Where's the
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package you got it
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[Music]
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We're here ladies and gentlemen We are
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here We've delivered the package
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successfully
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Hello Hello mate Stop the clock We're
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here Okay so that is 13 hours and 37
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minutes under the 48 hours You've won
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£1,337 to give away on Come on Come on
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All right How are we going to give it
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away Elliot subscribe to the My Priority
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YouTube channel Subscribe to My Pro
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YouTube channel Oh one code's come up
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here There's one 12 more to go There you
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go Whoever's first on that gets it You
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watching it now yeah Try it
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There we go mate Should we go bring
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these packages in come on Let's do it
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Let's do it
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Oh my days
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[Music]
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brother Never using this again
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[Music]
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