The 'Dimension 20' cast improvises a 'Dungeons and Dragons' character from scratch

We're in trouble

I brought a lot of this energy and I just want this energy. You guys are obviously so great at building characters, you know, for yourselves

I want to see what happens chaotically when the five of you try to build one together

Great. So what we're going to do is we're going to be rolling some dice to determine certain characteristics, class, species, and then ability scores

And then from there we'll be deciding, you know, like, who are they? What's their name

What's their name? Lou, can you please roll me a d12? Carefully

Oh, dude. Guys. Seven. Seven. Okay, so this character is going to be a paladin

Nice. Very fun. Brennan's favorite. Great roll. Nice. Way to go. Ellie, could you please roll me a d10

Yeah, totally. Yeah, let me get in there. Literally, can you? Are you able to

Seven. Seven. Oh my god. Seven across the board. It's going to be a halfling? Okay

Halfling Paladin. Halfling Paladin. Okay. All right, so we're going to be doing ability scores now

Zach, could you roll me 4d6 and then we're going to take away the lowest one

Oh my gosh! One. One. Three. Six. Four. All right. Thirteen. So they're going to have 13 strength

We're in trouble. Bye. Siobhan, can you do the 4d6 roll again

This is going to be for dexterity. Siobhan, we're really counting on you. counting on you, this could be a rapier-based paladin

Okay, 14. Wow. Okay, incredible. No, wait, 16. 16. 16 decks, let's go

16, okay, so halfling, 18. So halfling, dex, base, oh great. 18 decks. Yes

All right, Brendan, could you roll for constitution, please? Okay, come on. Okay, come on. So, okay, 18 decks, so we're a rapier-based paladin. Yes. Okay

13, 13 time. Nice. Okay, that's not terrible. Not terrible. All right, Lou, back to you

You're going to be rolling for charisma. Oh, this is like a not important stat for Pally's, right

This is the spellcasting stat. That's the most important stat. No! Take it

I should be using the dice tray. Five! Two! Doesn't count. We can cut it

Come on, come on. Cut it. Four

Two. 13. 13's coming across the board. So now, you're looking at a paladin halfling

with a lot of 13s for ability scores. I'd love to hear what you think

this paladin halfling looks like to start. We've got the rapier. Mm-hmm

I've got the rapier. So I think it's blonde. It's blonde. It's blonde

Y'all think it's blonde? It's giving blonde. And I think it's mostly on top. You did a swoop

You did a big old swoop. He has spilt a lot of product. A lot of product, a lot of straightening

Thirteens are plus ones across the board, so slightly above average in a lot of things

Okay. But then an 18 dexterity, so we're thinking swoop of hair, agile, nimble

Oh, nimble. Well, that's because you see it when... And they have nimbleness as a halfling as well

Yeah. Puppy shoulders. Yeah. Puppy shoulders. I'm seeing a... Oh, the shirt

I'm seeing a Michael Phelps. I'm seeing a Michael Phelps thing, a ballerina

I'm seeing a big wingspan for a halfling, maybe. Yeah, yeah. That's great

They've got that, like, Michael Phelps back. Yeah. The traps are out of control

And those, like, webbed toes. Really, really wide feet. The delts. The delts, the traps

A little webbed toe dancing trap heavy halfling. Yeah. Halfling. They're always gambling

Gambling, yes. You mentioned a rapier. Do you think any other weapons, or what does the rapier look like in particular

Semi-automatic bump stock removed. The AR-15. 3D printed. So clean, so quick, so absolutely surgical

Unbelievable. Just had it in the cannon. The less grass-eyed stairs that I had in

Just met walking into a cave full of spiders. Crossing shoulders. The biggest shoulders you ever seen The rapier dangles The rapier never comes out One cannot simply walk into more

A wonderful jeweled basket hilt. Sure. For the semi-automatic or for the rapier

For the semi-automatic. The rapier is pure carbon steel. Charcoal. Wranglers. Wranglers

Really baggy. They're always kind of tripping over it. Baggy wranglers. You know, the muddy, like, you at the bottom of the Wranglers

because they're a little bit too long. Like, a lot of dancers hide themselves in baggy clothing

It's that vibe for just having them. Oh, my gosh, that's so true. I do think this character, can't lie, has one of those James Bond boot and arms

Oh, for sure. That's awesome. You can do a kind of, like, stomp in it

And then kick? Yeah. Just the more and more impressive blades, and still only uses the gun

The gun, just the coolest blades you can possibly imagine, he has access to

Is there a name that is speaking to you for this gun-wielding paladin halfling

Oh. We're going out to you guys? Trey. Trey snaps. T-R-E-Y snaps

I think another E after the Y. Trey snaps. Trey. Yeah, Trey

T-R-E-I-Y? T-R-E-Y-E. T-R-E-Y-E. Trey. Yep. Trey snaps. S-N-A-P. P-P-E-S

Yes. It's like Schweps. S-N-A-P-P-E-S. Oh, double P, okay. So I'm just taking for some notes

Bit of a shop spelling. Yeah, it's like he old shop. T-R-E-Y-E, Trey, S-N-A-P-P-E-S, snaps

There it is. And then when they use magic or call upon their magic

what do you think that's going to look like? Oh, yeah, what god are they

They're going to call to the gods, say hello to my... Yeah

Yeah. We're just making Scarface. They have a printout of the Second Amendment in their pocket, and it glows

Yeah. Under their sort of baggy dance sweater, loose-knit sweater, is a sleeveless Michael Corleone godfather

No, Tony Montana Scarface t-shirt. It says, the world is yours. Yeah Absolutely But he does have a Godfather 1 tattoo here and a Godfather 2 tattoo right here Should Trey ever decide to smite Yes

Just a big shotgun noise? Big shotgun noise. And if we want..

Coming out of the AK? Or from the rapier? From the rapier

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Any last things you want to say about Trey before we send him off into the universe

Brain for him. Giant neck tattoo. Yeah. What? Which direction, though? Like a big timepiece

Yeah. I think it's one of those ones that just kind of... It says time flies. Time flies. And so do my bullets

Christ almighty. It's so long. He got time flies and then three years later he got and so do my bullets

It's good because we will be able to predict what is happening in the news when this video comes out

So that's great. That's great. You're right. And the odds are not in our favor

Not in our favor. So that's kind of crazy. We live on the end. Do you think, Allie, do you think that there's the neck tattoo

I think it goes time-flush, but then it stretches into a quote that I can't say in this moment

because it's a quote from Peaky Blinders that anyone would go, what is that

And it's like, it's what Tommy Shelby says at the end of the second scene. Oh, but this guy definitely watched Peaky Blinders

Trey Snaps watches Peaky Blinders every day. The haircut was Peaky Blinders and then it grew out a little bit

It grew out a little bit. Because it's expensive to keep that cut out. It is. At the very top of that, he has one of those little hats

Oh, like a Peaky Blinders hat? He has a full blonde pompadour with a Peaky Blinders hat on top

I like this direction a lot more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hell yeah

And this is what I wanted to kind of put out into the world when we thought about doing this

Yeah, exactly. This is the energy that we wanted to carry on. I brought a lot of this energy, and I just want to say sorry

It is quintessentially us, which is like, Ally brought this thing into the room and we all didn't go

no and move on you went feed the people and curse you

I wanted to talk about the second amendment today and I'm glad that you

I'm glad that you we've made it absolutely militias work and Christ almighty