Kevin Hart, Marcello Hernández & The 72 Hours Cast Pick Ultimate Bachelor Party

Me, DJ Will Ferrell, I'm sorry, I'm choosing movie stars

You're picking people based on their box office. I'm picking people based on that I can relate to

Oh, you can't even relate to, oh, the little man. I'm not picking a massive party, you're picking a movie

You don't even know Jack Black. I actually do know Jack. Me, Dwayne, and Jack, and Will, you have any idea the f***ing project in it

This bachelor party already sounds like a nightmare. You're each to choose your ultimate bachelor party squad. Okay

So, Ben, you first. Off the bat, gotta go Woody Harrelson. Yeah, yeah

I love that. You're trying to smoke some weed. I mean, he's a legend

White man can't jump. I made a video with him on SNL. All of them

You don't mean a... Yeah. Stakeout. I feel like he's gonna stay late, too, huh

He's gonna commit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'll be in the long game. You're gonna get into some mischief with Woody

Hell yeah. That's a good one. Alright, I'm gonna take Anna Garcia off the board, because not only was she a great co-worker, she's in 72 hours and she's fantastic

So funny. That's enough! There's no dick for you! But also I feel like that's developmental talent right there

Like, y'all don't know the extent of her comedy, and I feel like she's gonna light up the whole room at the bachelor party

That's a fact. That's a very good pick. And it's very funny. Very funny

You know what, man? I gotta do it. I'm gonna go Will Ferrell. I knew it was Will Ferrell

I gotta take Will off the table. Take it. Gotta go Romeo. Romeo

It's my gang name. It's short for mayonnaise. I am a lover of the bit. Mmm

And at a bachelor party, you get to drinking, you're gonna wanna do bits all night

You wanna be in the bit. Of course. Of course you're doing it. We're a better bit partner than Will Ferrell

Bits on bits on bits. All bits. My first pick, and I think we have to do like a asterisk

Like, whoever we pick, I got to stay the whole night, you know what I mean? Some of the people here, you know, they usually get out

The people I'm picking are all staying. I got an amazing group in my head. Okay, well, my first pick at my bachelor party, I got to take that buddy

I just got to take him. He's a superstar. I think he's going to make it a little difficult to move around

A lot of people are going to be excited about him. I'm supposed to be the one that's getting married, but they're going to be focused on him

which also kind of gives you a nice little freedom. The pressure's off you. That's what else you want

But also, talking to him, he's a very thoughtful guy. So I think also throughout the night, he's going to give me some good, you know what I mean

little quips that I can keep with me. Quips and bits. Quips and bits

Quips and bits. Spanish music. Maybe he'll perform for me at a club. Who knows? Perform for you

Yeah. He can be like, D-List. That just sounds, I don't know, just sounds like

Do a little show for you. Do a show. Do a show. No. No, no, no. At the club, like, get up and make the moment

It just didn't make you. No, he's being kind. I don't make you sound like a good person. The way you say it

It's a wedding gift. No. It sounded like, and I'm not throwing this out there

but you sounded, it was asshole. Well, you're not coming to the back of the apartment. I don't want to be there. I don't want to be there

So maybe let me plan my own. Go ahead. Doesn't sound like nobody's speaking English there anyway

So go on. Go on, Kim. I'm going to go first pick, Tracy Morgan

I'm going to go with Tracy. Yeah. I feel like the whole time you're going to try to talk me out of it

and I appreciate that. Yeah. Well, also, you guys are probably going to jail

Yes. Tracy told me last night at the Aspen's, Kev, it's good to see you

Did you see my wife I said oh hey I spoke to his wife He said I going to get her pregnant tonight I love this cornbread so much I want to get her pregnant

It sounds like he just figured out how babies are made. Right. He's just like, he's excited to try it out

He's like, this is it. He told me that. I just, I gave him a hug, and I said, go at it

And I just went to my seat. That's the commitment to the band. That has to write before your monologue

You're right, Marcella. Oh, I got to go twice, I know. Oh, sorry. You go twice, Cam. You hate me, don't you

I do. No, I don't. You're happy as a person. Oh, wow. No, I love you

You're a bad guy. I have really messed this up. No, he's part of his warming process

He's really sensitive. Okay. Got it. He's testing. He'll get nice later

Pick your person, Cam. Okay. I'm a . I haven't totally lost it yet. No. Okay. Of course not

You're close, though, bro. You got Kevin. Number two, I'm going to go Keenan

Shit. Yeah, yeah. Damn. Keenan's the best, man. He is truly just the best

That's an amazing pick. Damn, that was my pick. That was mine. You messed me up

That was my pick. All right, my first pick, Bad Bunny. I'm gonna go second pick

I'm gonna take Sandman. I'm gonna take Adam Sandler. I think he's a good hang, man

He's so funny. And I think another guy like Bad Bunny that's just a thoughtful, lovable person

And I think he's also just gonna make me feel, he's gonna feel like family

You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. He's a family man. Sandman. Sandman

I mean, at this point, I might have to take him off the table. I was going to... He would have been my third pick

Kenan was my second pick, but I can't do Kenan. I'm going to go DJ. DJ

That's what you... Wait. The Rock. Dwayne The Rock. Oh. You guys call him

Just like some people call Barack Obama. I call him B.O. Short change

B.O.? That's a disrespectful name to give the former president. I call him that because he's the shit

The first black person is B.O.? I call him B.O. because I say you're the shit

That's body odor. It's like when we're going to do it, it has nothing to do with shit. You have to see your armpit

B.O. is also called shit. You got sound movement. No. B.M.? B.M. is a totally different concept

What's crazy to me is that you just fight so hard for something that makes no sense

If you say things loud and you commit, they eventually won't come true

Or they'd come . I'm going to go DJ, and the reason why is because we're really big stars

Huh? Ugh. This is so gross. That was assholish. Do the both of you recognize that, though

Do you go around saying, like, God, we're two big stars. No. It doesn't seem like we're humble about it

You're humble about it, but we're on camera. But me, DJ Will Ferrell, like, we can have some good stories

You relate to each other. Of course. It's a kind gag. Remember when we first started

That's when you guys had talked to each other? All right. This bachelor party already sounds like a nightmare

They're going to a cigar bar. That's super relatable. I got Will DJ myself so far

I'm going to invite James Austin Johnson because he just looks like a really honest guy

What are you saying? Whoa. Are you doing that based on his face

Based off of this photo, yeah. Based on the photo you've come to that? Do you know James

I don't. Wow. Like you never met him before. But you don't even know what he does

What does he do? He's Trump on his email. He's the FG Fire. You would get along now

I think that would be a good fit. James is funny. It's hilarious. You would have a good night with James

I think it fits what you were looking for Yeah that a good idea It also fits your character in 32 hours where you invited him to your wedding Yeah yeah yeah You had a random date to your bachelor party People opportunist

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's going to be the rest of the picks, by the way. I'm just going to go with who seems cool on this paper

That's the object of the game. Yeah. That's not true. You just talked about how famous you and Dwayne are

That's the interesting thing about your personality. Me, DJ Will Ferrell. Wait a minute. I'm choosing movie stars

That's a violent... I'm choosing movie stars. You're picking people based on their box office

I'm picking people based on their voice. You can relate to. You can't even relate to

Oh, the little man. Oh, yeah. You can't relate. You're not picking a master party

You're picking a movie. You're picking a cast. I'm working on a project

You're picking a cast. It's always about a project. I'm working on a project

You can't just hang out in five, huh? Go ahead. Wait to see the next pick

Me? It better be somebody better. All right. I'm going Jane Wickline

Yeah. Me, Woody Harrelson, Jane Wickline, this is going to be a weird night

We might say some sentences that have never been said before. Guaranteed

We might not even talk. It's just a weird combination of energy

I'll tell you something. That group, I can't even imagine the aux. What the music is

What is the music? Oh, God. I just don't know what you guys would relate

No, it's going to be this. That's kind of what I'm going for. It's like, there's almost nothing we could talk about

I think it's poetry in the background. Everybody snapping their own stuff

It's burning. I mean, it's your bachelor party. Whatever vibe you want to set, that's totally fine

We're going Coleman Domingo. Oh, man. Go pick Coleman, man. Oh, man. Coleman

Let's get a vibe going. Woody Harrelson, Jane Wick, and Coleman Domingo. One of the weirdest people ever sent

That's hilarious. We know the vibe of that night. I know that you said everybody has to commit

but I can just see Coleman going, all right, guys, I'm going to get out of here. It would be a lot of like, we should do this again

Yeah, we never do. All right, guys. Coleman's going to fake an injury

I'm going to go with Jack Black. Why? Why do you want Jack Black? Oh, man, I was like, hey

Because I love the Minecraft movie, and it's funny. That's the sound of sizzling

Now, who are you going with? Oh, shit. I knew it. All right, okay

You know what? I feel like this is going to be such a good night. Like right now, me, Will, DJ, we're cracking

We are across the board with laughs, and we're like, , man

Is anybody capturing this? Call Michael Che. You're going to bring Michael Che as a videographer

No, he's listening, and Michael comes back the next morning. Like, dude, y'all did so much shit

I just wrote down some of the ideas that I had. You want like you still here

What are you doing? No, Che, Che is there because in the next morning, Che is going to go

Kev, I got an idea. And Che is going to want to write one of the biggest projects ever

Have you ever met Michael Che? Yeah, he always has a project

Don't worry about me and Che. Why is it all about a project? This is not all about a bachelor party

This is my bachelor party. How y'all trying to control what's happening to my bachelor party? People can't relate to that

You making money with nothing to do. You don't even know Jack Blackman

You have enough money. What are you talking about? I actually do know Jack. Me, Dwayne, and Jack, and Will

You have any idea the project did it? All right, Marcel. You up This is so crazy I going to take Tiana Taylor Oof I like it That a good pick I like it Tiana It fun I like it She gonna bring a vibe Tiana Bad Bunny a good combination

Yeah, I know this group. I think it's gonna be a fun. Tiana's just a ball of energy. Yeah

Tiana's fun. What's funny is that's gonna get more press than whatever you put together

That's like it. I went till you see my last pick. Oh, boy. Oh. Andy Samberg

I like Andy. Yeah, yeah. My dick in the box. Yeah. I thought he was about to say

Got my dick in the box. That's the song, right? I got my dick in the box. Yeah, okay

Yeah. This Christmas, I put my dick in the box. Wait a minute

I don't think he does that. Is that how the song goes? I put my dick in the box for Christmas

Okay. For Christmas. That's how it goes. That's how the song goes. All right. So this is the wild card round

You could still pick someone on this sheet, but you can also pick someone who's not on the sheet

Batman. Can I also propose just another option? Can we possibly make a trade

Oh. I'll allow it. Okay. It's got to be mutually approved Of course

So Cam, who's your final pick? My final pick, like a trade

You can trade or you can pick anyone on or off this page

LeBron James LeBron James Okay, go ahead That's your bachelor part Love it

I'm going to invite David Big Papi Ortiz Cam, just a quick trade off for you

I believe that SNL is extremely important and I believe that keeping SNL camaraderie

it's a must, right? Some people should float. I'm willing to give you Michael Che for Tracy Morgan

I'm good, guy. Listen, you can't handle Tracy. You don't know how to deal with Tracy's craziness

Tracy's liable to get in the shit because you can't keep him out. That's why he wants to

I know, but it's not safe for him or Tracy. So it's much safer

Hold on to that, Cam. He's much safer with me. I think it'd be good for both of us

I love them. We're talking about how younger people got to live. Fine

Okay. Who has Adam Sandler? Marcella. I'm going to give you. I was looking at you

Michael Che. For Adam Sandler. By the way, I actually like Michael Che

I like you because you're trying to sell him all. I'm not selling him all. I'm trying to go straight

It's clear. That's the takeaway from this is that Kevin just doesn't really like Michael Che

That's not true. That's a story. It's a potential story. You can tell I love Che because I call him Che

What are you talking about? No one's trading with you, Kevin. No one's trading with you, Kevin

Who's your last pick? I'm going to go with Halle Berry. Halle Berry. Why

Because we're really cool. I know she's fun. Love it. All right, Mason

I don't know. I can't even. There you go. Who's your last pick? My mom

My mom. Oh, man. It's a bachelor party game. That's a bad party game

It's going to probably be at her house anyway. Yes. James Johnson

James Johnson. Your mom. My last one, I'm going to go with Marcelo's dad

Yeah, dude. That's a great pick. That's a good pick. That's a good pick

That's the best pick in a day. Let me give you this lineup real quick

It's Jane Wickford, Woody Harrelson, Ben Marshall, and Joaquin Nutt. And Coleman Domingo

And Colman Domingo. Him and Colman Domingo are getting out of there