0:00
I don't want to wait, man
0:05
Doug, what are you talking about? Let's do it. Let's reboot Anaconda
0:10
Yes. Wait. What? This is going to be the adventure of a lifetime
0:18
We've dreamed of making this movie ever since we were kids. What does it cost to get this thing made
0:22
Two and a half million dollars. We've approved a loan for up to..
0:26
$9,400. Yes. We're going to shoot it indie style. Run and gun
0:34
We need a riverboat, a script, a snake handler, and a real snake
0:40
Claire, you and I are starring in it. I love you, Derek! Kenny, you shoot it
0:44
Here we go. Doug, you direct. Action! Put your face right up next to the snake
0:50
Bro! Come on! Bro! Maybe it'll be okay. Cutting. This is Anaconda
1:02
And we no longer have a snake for our snake movie. We have to go out in the jungle and find another one
1:17
What is that? Oh my. We're in the middle of the jungle and we are being hunted
1:32
Now we die. It's okay you're safe I'm here Holy Keep rolling
1:44
He's dead Oh no what are we gonna do What if we use Doug as bait to get back to the boat
1:54
That's a really smart idea Doug would have wanted this I'm not sure he would have wanted this
2:01
I'm not gonna be a snake He's alive. I think he kicked his balls
2:06
He did. Dude. He's right behind you. What the hell is on my back
2:11
It's a long story. Run
