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And here we see the natural predator of
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sleep called the alarm clock. Notice how
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it startles the poor oneeyed specimen
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into a full body panic. A yes, Sully,
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terrifying scarer, ferocious beast, and
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apparently the world's fluffiest coat
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rack. As for Roz, well, she doesn't just
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file your reports. She files your soul
0:30
under disappointment.
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Now, Mike Wazoski, on the other hand,
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he's a scaring expert, comedy genius,
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and part-time floor inspector,
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who reminds Sully of the Warning.
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Toddler giggles are not just adorable,
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they're nuclear power.
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This, ladies and gentlemen, is why OSHA
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exists. When a scream rolls away like a
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rogue bowling ball, knocking into
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everything. bless you. But let's be
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honest, it's more like Godzilla versus
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And now live from Monstropolis, we have
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the one and only Mike Wazoski, king of
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punchlines at Punch Back.
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Now, boo the little girl with the two
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black pigtails. She's 2 feet tall,
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unstoppable, and apparently recyclable.
1:22
Romance is in the air. Or maybe that's
1:25
just the scent of monster sushi. We'll
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soon find out, won't we?
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Now, in this episode of the epic wipe
1:32
out, Monster Edition is brought to you
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by Kids Funhouse and Gravity.
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Scare level zero cute level infinity.
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Once upon a time, there was a big scary
1:50
nope, wrong page. Professional scarer,
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amateur reader. Some people window shop.
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Mike on the other hand, he just window
2:02
Nothing says fine dining like mass
2:04
panic, broken tables, and a road topper.
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That's not just surveillance. That's
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Simon Cowell would cry. Boo, however,
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Mike Wazowski. Well, for being honest,
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he's been proving physics wrong since
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When your Uber driver is also your
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emotional support monster.
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Nothing says love like sharing your
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Stealth mode deactivated. Flapstick mode
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World's top scarer defeated by IKEA.
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It's like hide and seek except no one
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terrifying in a craft project gone wrong
3:22
Ladies and gentlemen, renewable energy
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has been solved. Hire a toddler.
3:30
She doesn't need to walk. She
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materializes purely from judgment.
3:38
Every clown car dreams of this level of
3:46
Warning, some monsters may not fit
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through standard human architecture. The
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fame, the glory, the UPC code. Scaring
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may be their job, but melting your heart
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is their real specialty.
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Okay, boys and girls, until next time.
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Don't forget to double down on the laugh
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energy. It powers Monstropolis.
