utsuro's diary: my cousin ruins the game perfectly

this is going to be a day two on youtube's diary

and i'm with my cousin jacob i cannot say his last name to protect his identity

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just let you know they're kindergarteners

well i'm using the lolly version because it's supposed to be the main story

of the game how am i supposed to eat a soccer went on the bus on the way to a kindergarten

i'm swaying by the window in doge in my imagination i don't know

why i just said and why my mind keep on saying

inbulged the day before yesterday i drew

in the picture diary with all my energy i wonder what kind of reply

youtube channel i gave it to her yesterday so there

should be a reply from her today oh i'm scared

yeah this is a secret diary exchange between uturo chan and i

just sharing secrets with her is a mouthful

it might be just be my perfect imagination or it could be a misunderstanding

maybe i'm the only one who's getting the special treatment

wait i'm not i'm not the only one that's getting special treatment

because my cousin jacob is joining us this is weird

yeah this is supposed to be the second day that was supposed to be scary

it's gonna be scary i hope we arrive at the kindergarten

soon

i'm trying to start agreeing with that director from studio gb

why are you grinning suddenly i can hear a cheerful laughter from

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what looks like satan in a girl body

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it doesn't have an eye this is not sunny okay i don't know

she's a childhood friend of mine

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why is this game made to do that it's supposed to be some romantic horror game

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that's creepy because that's the main character mischievous and cheerful in the sense of justice

she will always tease me in the past but she in the past in the past we just

we just met i don't even know this girl

let me try she looks she looks like

looks like she looks like freaking

let me try

it's not like she hates me but does it as a as if she's a hero

and i'm the bad guy stop punching a bag that wasn't included

she's the type of person that who do that has a don't

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it's gross when you're laughing and no one's talking [Music]

[Applause]

what kind of things oh wait they're kindergarten

they're kindergarteners [Music]

why do they make girls look like me all right i'm not trying to read okay

okay so we're a boy in here or a girl in [Music]

here you can say the voice lines but what are

you thinking of no that's hers that's

not sunny but you smile [Music]

was that my chest

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i can't breathe as expected i forgot their kindergartners

kindergarteners don't know how to manage their powers

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that's fine doesn't care about you let me see

let's hear you [Music]

texts you i love you and you know that uh mortal kombat part where it's

like this [Music]

i think that's from injustice oh yes she likes to play with me

stop that stop

[Applause] [Music]

just [Music]

the first conversation after a long time i think a long time how much

how old is an average kindergartener

i'm just wondering how do they know [Music]

all right press next i'll read this one even though we are chill childhood

friends wait childhood friends they're they're still a child

[Music] friends

it would be nice if it was either a cookie arm chocolate bar oh

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and you have lebron james and you have more interest in food

than me such a child really nahi [Music]

chopin

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okay you were right about it makes you think

out loud why do anime girls make us think of

the uh the actual opposite side the dark side

[Music] no don't go to the dark side

enemies made from the devil [Music]

is

i am disappointed if i'm allowed then i would have wanted

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hey [Music]

if i was a girl then becoming friends with yutsu chen would be easy [Music]

what are you looking at [Music]

gross you still have something you want from me did you [ __ ] cut

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[Music] don't think of it i'm going to go to your soul and

rip that bed apart my neck hurts

i get off the bus as my neck is being white is she

control whose neck is being she is how's the neck been is she just grabbing our head

picking trying to pick us up and uh no no and it caused pain and

he's making her look like look at her and she's wanting to snap our necks

wait there's two of us here

crap crap crap it's because of

crap the the main character is like a kindergartener and

and i when i was little i'm not allowed to say stupid i'm not allowed to say crap i'm

not allowed to say [ __ ] but hey what are we all doing okay

it's definite to have to do with that she really doesn't know how to control

her power [Music]

did you know do you heard hear that i looked up on

stuff about ps3 and you can actually turn it did you just heard that yeah

i bumped into someone with with

at the time i fall into somebody's backside

but they also follow me too wait i i can't i don't know

i don't know physics i don't know let me read okay i want to read

i'm black i

[Applause]

[Applause] oh

oh what did we just see all right hold on sit out sit down

let me see i was looking at the part where the box was and i wasn't

expecting that they expected you to look at the box they expected you

my my eyes my boner i was just playing

i don't know if you're a pedophile whoa i got dirty this

[Music] this dialogue sounds like hentai

dialogue okay [Music]

[Applause] [Music]

a really cute girl oh wait wait wait

i'm gonna become a grammar nazi these these

and this was a real cute girl

she glares at me

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makes me intra-five but sadly i'm also a male

that doesn't make sense even under these circumstances the part of my feet appear

in front of me [Music] maybe she noticed that she was in my

sight she quickly hit it hey you i won't

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rose all righty let's run

the girl he was healing furiously as her face as red as it should be

ah i remember i seen her face somewhere before she's the daughter of the

founder of this kindergarten [Music]

somebody's mommy's a hoe somebody mommy's a hug somebody mommy's a hoe it's

i'm pretty sure her's name is

not i mean ain't no sato a moco

cola anal cocoa let's just call her coca-row

coca-cola coca-cola we'll call it coca-cola

into pieces so you will never have to come back to this kindergarten

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this god actually the fbi knows that we're

playing a horror game so there's going to be jump scares the jump

scare was when the thing popped up right there whoa that's completely horrifying

[Music] racist oh my god no no no no no no

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really wonky wait it shouldn't be yellow then

i don't think there's is time to think about lizardy oh oh no it is

[Music]

if i let it stay this way i will definitely won't be able

to come back to this kindergarten how can i turn this situation around

what happened oh no [Music] it's it's suru his ex

[ __ ] no [Music]

we just met yesterday yutsuro

standing behind me before i do it

i'm scared mom pick me up i'm scared

she's gonna probably make a blood uh make a blood pool

no she's probably gonna pull down her face no no no no no no

i mean it's a horror game i'm kind of afraid of

i'm kind of afraid stuff might happen like like it gets

jump it jumps scares you you start your phone at the wall

like it the fact this is a horror game it scares me and also the fact

it says it's like dooky dookie literature literature club [Music]

is that bad it's it's let's play this way

it's a really scary game okay okay let me yeah

she has a worry face and she will watch coca-cola

and i argue

it looks like he not oh oh no no no listen it's terrible he suddenly

bumped into me [Music]

are you both okay she's going to say the negative thing and [ __ ] gives her a motive to

kill us i'm fine but the clothes that my mommy got

are dirty look who cares about the [ __ ] clothes

i don't think it's too close i think is the panties are you dumb or just

um no wait yeah it's my fault now it's off oh

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[Music] who is smiling gracefully

as opposed to coca-cola chan is ex it was emotionally

[Music] exploding

why this man this is bad [Music]

he thought it was harcoon but it is i wa luigi anything i say

now no that's us that's us oh anything i see now will turn into

something bad maybe it's better if i don't say anything

i had a bad feeling so i just looked [Music]

down

don't get that idea besides that's my clothes

that's what she sounded like except it was more like no yeah it was

let's get a replay okay here co coca-cola started

crying out loud the mommy she gonna burn

damn girl are you are you fire alarm because you're

so annoying and [ __ ] loud

we don't want your mother

let's go oh [Music]

you're not alone

once coca-cola is settled down they wanted to teach her

[Music] utsuro-chan looked at

me as she went she what the who who writes these

who likes these they need to fix their dialogue a little she smiled and made

eye contact with me [ __ ] she closed her eyes how can we

how can we make eye contact she has her eyes closed maybe they're like japanese

people and her eyes are really quenched see stop making that logic

it's after all it's a japanese game ping ping pong

it's so it's okay i feel that i feel she

was saying that i feel i feel about her

i'm sorry the last session finishes and it's nearly time to go home

thomas is going to go home he had seen some things

i'm feeling down so i get ready to go home

chan before i could have helped me i mean

she was about to

[ __ ] her

dick

i'm really a pathetic guy being protected by a girl

i would have pimp slapped a [ __ ] you would slap them because they were

protecting you um yeah both of them

i don't know you get charges for domestic abuse

a five-year-old yeah right isaac beat the [ __ ] out of the one girl who tried

to cut in front of him of the water fountain you remember that

i didn't get nothing where are you all right

as i was looking down youtun talk to me with her

usual smile you okay no i'm really worthless guy

oh i'm really a worthless guy i can't look at you with a straight face

at the moment you got a straight face but i know you got a straight boner

we can't even make a straight face i'm just reading this guy smiling

waiting for something bad to happen oh i'm going to be in an emergency room

after this thanks for uh thanks for helping me hmm that's okay

don't worry about it utero chan responds brightly even with my mini

meanness words [Music]

be careful um be careful when you make

coca-cola mad because she i i really

i was about to make a joke i was it was supposed to be

um be careful when you make coca cola mad because she's tasty okay

[Laughter] it was scary okay it would be

fine if utsuro was with her all the time but is better this time but there's

is times when i'm not there my heart was full just listening to that

joke's on you my blood in my heart doesn't exist

why am i again but when utro let's turn her

i will help you she keeps smiling even when i have tears in my eyes

she's a strong person like i frankly feel that way

if she if she if she's a strong person

can she just freaking pick up a steel chair

i don't think so look at her

are you feeling down oh look at the eyes

the eyes also freaked me out the eyes got shrinker and her forehead

split further the the eyes freaked me out

because it are you feeling down i already said that it kind of reminds me of the icon of

this app you know if it being a horror game

it freaks me out and they're about to jump scary

it's gonna it's gonna be like did they jump scare us it just a pitcher

i don't i don't i don't know yet i just got the game yesterday

[Applause] hakuna are you feeling down i don't know are you okay

we'll be there i'll be here with you look oh take your head cheer up

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oh [Music]

after all i feel that i'm not a good person to talk to

i'm i don't know [Music]

let me read it

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i told you it was to be you had gone she

said that in presented with the picture dark no

she wrote me a replay she cares about me and she's nothing

hmm what's this what's about oh no oh no oh

no she's gonna start uh start creating a

motive to murder us she's gonna start let me start reading i

want to read

[Music] what

[Music] seems like you guys are gay [Music]

this is supposed to be straight if you just [Music]

[Laughter]

this one and a little bit hey hey what felt asking

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no word to come out even though i'm a child i feel fright like i'm in a fighting scene

for my my 10 bucks on the 10 bucks on the coca-cola

coca-cola's home this one's the different purse i'll say 10 bucks on um what's her

name

[Music] the purple hair okay

my my money's on that dude

this is my heart was breaking

oh oh look at it look at it look at it look at it look at it look at it

look at it look at utsuru's picture diary

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like what kind of fun

[Music] i will never hand it over love love

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from utahro [Music]

okay that's all okay oh ten bucks if the

if the one that that took our diary and drew in it and gave it

back to us is going to murder us because we didn't look at her first picture 10 bucks on

the girl who likes

uteru is not the main character it's a it's the purple hair girl

then why did that one girl say that she loved you too

and the from utsuru wasn't front it wasn't from the main

character but it was from utauru and she's just waiting for the

reply okay i believe what you said i'm 10 bucks on her

white box

well this is all see you guys later bye