utsuro's diary: my cousin ruins the game perfectly
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this is going to be a day two on youtube's diary
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and i'm with my cousin jacob i cannot say his last name to protect his identity
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[Music]
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just let you know they're kindergarteners
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well i'm using the lolly version because it's supposed to be the main story
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of the game how am i supposed to eat a soccer went on the bus on the way to a kindergarten
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i'm swaying by the window in doge in my imagination i don't know
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why i just said and why my mind keep on saying
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inbulged the day before yesterday i drew
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in the picture diary with all my energy i wonder what kind of reply
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youtube channel i gave it to her yesterday so there
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should be a reply from her today oh i'm scared
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yeah this is a secret diary exchange between uturo chan and i
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just sharing secrets with her is a mouthful
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it might be just be my perfect imagination or it could be a misunderstanding
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maybe i'm the only one who's getting the special treatment
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wait i'm not i'm not the only one that's getting special treatment
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because my cousin jacob is joining us this is weird
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yeah this is supposed to be the second day that was supposed to be scary
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it's gonna be scary i hope we arrive at the kindergarten
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soon
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i'm trying to start agreeing with that director from studio gb
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why are you grinning suddenly i can hear a cheerful laughter from
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[Music]
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what looks like satan in a girl body
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[Music]
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it doesn't have an eye this is not sunny okay i don't know
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she's a childhood friend of mine
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[Music]
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why is this game made to do that it's supposed to be some romantic horror game
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[Music]
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that's creepy because that's the main character mischievous and cheerful in the sense of justice
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she will always tease me in the past but she in the past in the past we just
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we just met i don't even know this girl
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let me try she looks she looks like
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looks like she looks like freaking
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let me try
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it's not like she hates me but does it as a as if she's a hero
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and i'm the bad guy stop punching a bag that wasn't included
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she's the type of person that who do that has a don't
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[Music]
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it's gross when you're laughing and no one's talking [Music]
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[Applause]
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what kind of things oh wait they're kindergarten
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they're kindergarteners [Music]
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why do they make girls look like me all right i'm not trying to read okay
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okay so we're a boy in here or a girl in [Music]
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here you can say the voice lines but what are
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you thinking of no that's hers that's
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not sunny but you smile [Music]
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was that my chest
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[Music]
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i can't breathe as expected i forgot their kindergartners
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kindergarteners don't know how to manage their powers
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[Music]
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that's fine doesn't care about you let me see
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let's hear you [Music]
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texts you i love you and you know that uh mortal kombat part where it's
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like this [Music]
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i think that's from injustice oh yes she likes to play with me
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stop that stop
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[Applause] [Music]
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just [Music]
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the first conversation after a long time i think a long time how much
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how old is an average kindergartener
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i'm just wondering how do they know [Music]
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all right press next i'll read this one even though we are chill childhood
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friends wait childhood friends they're they're still a child
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[Music] friends
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it would be nice if it was either a cookie arm chocolate bar oh
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[Music]
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and you have lebron james and you have more interest in food
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than me such a child really nahi [Music]
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chopin
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[Music]
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okay you were right about it makes you think
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out loud why do anime girls make us think of
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the uh the actual opposite side the dark side
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[Music] no don't go to the dark side
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enemies made from the devil [Music]
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is
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i am disappointed if i'm allowed then i would have wanted
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[Music]
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hey [Music]
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if i was a girl then becoming friends with yutsu chen would be easy [Music]
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what are you looking at [Music]
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gross you still have something you want from me did you [ __ ] cut
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[Music]
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[Music] don't think of it i'm going to go to your soul and
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rip that bed apart my neck hurts
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i get off the bus as my neck is being white is she
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control whose neck is being she is how's the neck been is she just grabbing our head
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picking trying to pick us up and uh no no and it caused pain and
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he's making her look like look at her and she's wanting to snap our necks
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wait there's two of us here
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crap crap crap it's because of
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crap the the main character is like a kindergartener and
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and i when i was little i'm not allowed to say stupid i'm not allowed to say crap i'm
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not allowed to say [ __ ] but hey what are we all doing okay
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it's definite to have to do with that she really doesn't know how to control
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her power [Music]
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did you know do you heard hear that i looked up on
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stuff about ps3 and you can actually turn it did you just heard that yeah
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i bumped into someone with with
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at the time i fall into somebody's backside
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but they also follow me too wait i i can't i don't know
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i don't know physics i don't know let me read okay i want to read
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i'm black i
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[Applause]
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[Applause] oh
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oh what did we just see all right hold on sit out sit down
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let me see i was looking at the part where the box was and i wasn't
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expecting that they expected you to look at the box they expected you
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my my eyes my boner i was just playing
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i don't know if you're a pedophile whoa i got dirty this
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[Music] this dialogue sounds like hentai
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dialogue okay [Music]
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[Applause] [Music]
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a really cute girl oh wait wait wait
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i'm gonna become a grammar nazi these these
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and this was a real cute girl
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she glares at me
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[Music]
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makes me intra-five but sadly i'm also a male
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that doesn't make sense even under these circumstances the part of my feet appear
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in front of me [Music] maybe she noticed that she was in my
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sight she quickly hit it hey you i won't
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[Music]
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[Music]
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rose all righty let's run
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the girl he was healing furiously as her face as red as it should be
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ah i remember i seen her face somewhere before she's the daughter of the
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founder of this kindergarten [Music]
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somebody's mommy's a hoe somebody mommy's a hug somebody mommy's a hoe it's
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i'm pretty sure her's name is
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not i mean ain't no sato a moco
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cola anal cocoa let's just call her coca-row
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coca-cola coca-cola we'll call it coca-cola
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into pieces so you will never have to come back to this kindergarten
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[Music]
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this god actually the fbi knows that we're
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playing a horror game so there's going to be jump scares the jump
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scare was when the thing popped up right there whoa that's completely horrifying
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[Music] racist oh my god no no no no no no
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[Music]
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really wonky wait it shouldn't be yellow then
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i don't think there's is time to think about lizardy oh oh no it is
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[Music]
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if i let it stay this way i will definitely won't be able
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to come back to this kindergarten how can i turn this situation around
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what happened oh no [Music] it's it's suru his ex
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[ __ ] no [Music]
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we just met yesterday yutsuro
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standing behind me before i do it
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i'm scared mom pick me up i'm scared
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she's gonna probably make a blood uh make a blood pool
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no she's probably gonna pull down her face no no no no no no
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i mean it's a horror game i'm kind of afraid of
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i'm kind of afraid stuff might happen like like it gets
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jump it jumps scares you you start your phone at the wall
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like it the fact this is a horror game it scares me and also the fact
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it says it's like dooky dookie literature literature club [Music]
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is that bad it's it's let's play this way
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it's a really scary game okay okay let me yeah
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she has a worry face and she will watch coca-cola
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and i argue
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it looks like he not oh oh no no no listen it's terrible he suddenly
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bumped into me [Music]
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are you both okay she's going to say the negative thing and [ __ ] gives her a motive to
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kill us i'm fine but the clothes that my mommy got
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are dirty look who cares about the [ __ ] clothes
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i don't think it's too close i think is the panties are you dumb or just
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um no wait yeah it's my fault now it's off oh
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[Music]
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[Music] who is smiling gracefully
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as opposed to coca-cola chan is ex it was emotionally
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[Music] exploding
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why this man this is bad [Music]
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he thought it was harcoon but it is i wa luigi anything i say
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now no that's us that's us oh anything i see now will turn into
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something bad maybe it's better if i don't say anything
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i had a bad feeling so i just looked [Music]
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down
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don't get that idea besides that's my clothes
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that's what she sounded like except it was more like no yeah it was
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let's get a replay okay here co coca-cola started
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crying out loud the mommy she gonna burn
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damn girl are you are you fire alarm because you're
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so annoying and [ __ ] loud
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we don't want your mother
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let's go oh [Music]
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you're not alone
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once coca-cola is settled down they wanted to teach her
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[Music] utsuro-chan looked at
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me as she went she what the who who writes these
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who likes these they need to fix their dialogue a little she smiled and made
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eye contact with me [ __ ] she closed her eyes how can we
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how can we make eye contact she has her eyes closed maybe they're like japanese
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people and her eyes are really quenched see stop making that logic
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it's after all it's a japanese game ping ping pong
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it's so it's okay i feel that i feel she
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was saying that i feel i feel about her
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i'm sorry the last session finishes and it's nearly time to go home
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thomas is going to go home he had seen some things
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i'm feeling down so i get ready to go home
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chan before i could have helped me i mean
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she was about to
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[ __ ] her
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dick
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i'm really a pathetic guy being protected by a girl
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i would have pimp slapped a [ __ ] you would slap them because they were
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protecting you um yeah both of them
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i don't know you get charges for domestic abuse
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a five-year-old yeah right isaac beat the [ __ ] out of the one girl who tried
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to cut in front of him of the water fountain you remember that
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i didn't get nothing where are you all right
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as i was looking down youtun talk to me with her
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usual smile you okay no i'm really worthless guy
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oh i'm really a worthless guy i can't look at you with a straight face
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at the moment you got a straight face but i know you got a straight boner
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we can't even make a straight face i'm just reading this guy smiling
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waiting for something bad to happen oh i'm going to be in an emergency room
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after this thanks for uh thanks for helping me hmm that's okay
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don't worry about it utero chan responds brightly even with my mini
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meanness words [Music]
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be careful um be careful when you make
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coca-cola mad because she i i really
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i was about to make a joke i was it was supposed to be
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um be careful when you make coca cola mad because she's tasty okay
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[Laughter] it was scary okay it would be
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fine if utsuro was with her all the time but is better this time but there's
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is times when i'm not there my heart was full just listening to that
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joke's on you my blood in my heart doesn't exist
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why am i again but when utro let's turn her
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i will help you she keeps smiling even when i have tears in my eyes
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she's a strong person like i frankly feel that way
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if she if she if she's a strong person
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can she just freaking pick up a steel chair
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i don't think so look at her
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are you feeling down oh look at the eyes
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the eyes also freaked me out the eyes got shrinker and her forehead
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split further the the eyes freaked me out
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because it are you feeling down i already said that it kind of reminds me of the icon of
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this app you know if it being a horror game
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it freaks me out and they're about to jump scary
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it's gonna it's gonna be like did they jump scare us it just a pitcher
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i don't i don't i don't know yet i just got the game yesterday
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[Applause] hakuna are you feeling down i don't know are you okay
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we'll be there i'll be here with you look oh take your head cheer up
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[Music]
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oh [Music]
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after all i feel that i'm not a good person to talk to
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i'm i don't know [Music]
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let me read it
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[Music]
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i told you it was to be you had gone she
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said that in presented with the picture dark no
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she wrote me a replay she cares about me and she's nothing
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hmm what's this what's about oh no oh no oh
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no she's gonna start uh start creating a
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motive to murder us she's gonna start let me start reading i
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want to read
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[Music] what
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[Music] seems like you guys are gay [Music]
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this is supposed to be straight if you just [Music]
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[Laughter]
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this one and a little bit hey hey what felt asking
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[Music]
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no word to come out even though i'm a child i feel fright like i'm in a fighting scene
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for my my 10 bucks on the 10 bucks on the coca-cola
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coca-cola's home this one's the different purse i'll say 10 bucks on um what's her
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name
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[Music] the purple hair okay
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my my money's on that dude
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this is my heart was breaking
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oh oh look at it look at it look at it look at it look at it look at it
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look at it look at utsuru's picture diary
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[Music] okay
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[Music]
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like what kind of fun
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[Music] i will never hand it over love love
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[Music]
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from utahro [Music]
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okay that's all okay oh ten bucks if the
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if the one that that took our diary and drew in it and gave it
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back to us is going to murder us because we didn't look at her first picture 10 bucks on
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the girl who likes
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uteru is not the main character it's a it's the purple hair girl
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then why did that one girl say that she loved you too
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and the from utsuru wasn't front it wasn't from the main
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character but it was from utauru and she's just waiting for the
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reply okay i believe what you said i'm 10 bucks on her
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white box
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well this is all see you guys later bye
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