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hello guys this is your montoya here
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today i'm here with my nunchucks and
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i'm going to talk about
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why am i going to do when i'm
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78 years old
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i meant one
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well
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okay
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if i speak straight facts
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to little kids and they call me
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and they say a cave
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zoomer
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do you know what i'm going to do i'm
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either
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bringing these nunchucks
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and also or
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i could do it the
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lawful evil way spray [ __ ]
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apple cider vinegar
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on those nitwits
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they go like okay zoomer
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i will
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taste
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what i taste every time
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i freaking
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do something bad like p9
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a p next to the
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to the academy that that got
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burnt down like about
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1 000 a million years ago
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is that billion thrilling sex truly
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uh i don't know
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mom would teleport to me
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say oh
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no no no i'm not gonna make it
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hey why are you peeing next to this
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academy that skin burnt down
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by three students and
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millions of [ __ ] idiots
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problems
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i i have my
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blood
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that one that's what happened to me
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like in those years ago if i go
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to
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years old
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that's what i'm gonna do they're gonna
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i'm gonna spray him
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aerosol but it's actually
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nasty as apple cider vinegar
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that's going to come out
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and the mother of the futures will say
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cute yes
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why do men
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like things
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no no no
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no guys spreading us with
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what will you do if they
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call you you were spitting bags
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they start calling you and start saying
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okay
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zoomer what are you gonna do what are
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you gonna do
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i know most of you guys will grab your
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shotguns shotgun
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visitors would just
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would just give them
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and say hey do you want some lemonade
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they say yeah and bitterskin
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just grabs a bottle fills it with
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cocaine
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and drops some
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like about four doses of sleep three
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in the kool-aid
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and they get knocked out
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from drinking that and he would sell it
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to
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to a mexican friend
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a town filled with
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people that make
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that has tons of track
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factories and illegal firewood
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factories
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so what would you do
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besides get in trouble
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with the authorities
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i don't know if there's any alternative
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for visitors
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but i do got some plans
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so thank you for watching see you later
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goodbye
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what the [ __ ] man