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Hey, we don't need you here right now.
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along the northbound side of the
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Fighting a good fight, man.
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>> Attention units, a break-in was just
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reported. Proceed to two bridges. Over.
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>> I understand we have another low
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information caller who thinks we're
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better off thanks to Spider-Man. Let's
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see if I can set her straight. You're on
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with J. Jonah Jameson.
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>> I just want to say that I've never seen
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Manhattan so safe and peaceful. Compare
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what it was like when Spider-Man first
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>> Okay, fair enough. I will. Then we had
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police and firefighters doing a
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wonderful job. There was crime, sure,
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but nothing they couldn't handle. Of
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course, we do have things now we didn't
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have then. Maniacs who shoot electricity
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out of their eyes. Walking piles of
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sand. NAZIS MADE OF BEES.
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>> Didn't Spider-Man put all those guys in
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>> You're missing the point. They didn't
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exist before he came along. At best, he
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attracts them. But I've often wondered
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if they're in cahoots.
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>> Wow. I've never actually heard anyone
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>> Look, all I'm saying is I'd hate to
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imagine what would have happened if all
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those guys showed up and Spider-Man
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>> Another lost cause. Got