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No. But then what you ask?
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>> You can recognize them by their cold
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blue eyes. Creatures born centuries ago
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on the Antarctic ice sheet.
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>> They hide their true faces under masks
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of human skin. TWO-FACED SNAKES,
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OPPRESSORS OF HUMANITY.
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>> So, you want to say hi?
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>> You think President Myers is one of
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>> WHY SO MANY SHOOTINGS? WHY DO COUNTLESS
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DIE ON THE STREETS AS THE POLICE DO
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>> WHAT HUMAN WOULD CONDEMN HIS BRETHREN TO
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SUCH SUFFERING? AND WHY?
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AND WHERE DID THIS FILTH SLITHER OUT
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>> ANTARCTICA. You said that already.
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>> Today, they hide amidst the snow and ice
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of the South Pole. STEP BY STEP,
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USURPING OUR CROWN AS CREATION'S CHOSEN.
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MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO, THEY EVOLVED FROM
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DINOSAURS TO BECOME THE WORLD'S FIRST
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ADVANCED intelligent race. AND WHO IS
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THEIR PROGENITOR? THEIR MASTERS? THE
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SCIENTISTS OF ALPHA CENTAURI.
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Radio waves bear the truth. Let those
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with ears listen and those with eyes
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>> I recognize you. You come here often.
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Your eyes tell me that your mind has
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opened to the truth. Will you provide a
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humble donation so that I may continue
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>> Humble sounds affordable. Just don't
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spend it on stupid [ __ ]
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Thank you. This has bought me a day or
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>> Their mothership conceals itself above
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our very heads. Ready yourself for they
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>> Open your mind before
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>> You want to read my tarot?
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>> Sure thing. Focus on the recent past and
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what you expect in the future.
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>> The fool that would
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I finally screded up enough Eddies to
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pay you back in full.
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>> Hold on to them just in case. You need
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>> I'm not taking them all the way to my
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grave, Vic. Here. And thanks again for
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doing so much work on me without ever
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>> That's what friends are for.
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>> I was thinking about swapping some
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chrome. You got any new toys?
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>> Can't complain. Corporals learned to
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keep their distance and Okay, let's put
