I played an IMPOSSIBLE Geoguessr BOATS ONLY map
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May 16, 2025
I played an IMPOSSIBLE Geoguessr BOATS ONLY map
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GeoGuessr Boat Edition. This map has 58 locations all on boats, somewhere in city
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somewhere in the middle of the ocean. It has been ranked as hard with an average score of 8,000
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and the high score is 17,000, and that's from a fellow named Map Master. So if he's only got 17,000
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this must be tricky. What I would like to do is just beat the average score, so let's just jump
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into it and hope for the best. Oh, it's a round where we can't move anywhere, and it looks like
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we are in the middle of the ocean. Safety handling of heavy weights, so that's in English, so that
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Potentially narrows it down a little bit but not really when you're on a giant object that can travel anywhere in the world
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We've just started in an english-speaking country. Oh, oh, that's a flag
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That's a flag and I don't know the flag sad that people get so annoyed when I don't recognize the flags
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I don't know the flags. I'm sorry. That's just who I am. Oh, hang on hang on ETA
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And then it's being cut off there, but I assume that says texas city
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I mean, that's not a united states flag got a map over there of the world Is that bit in red the area kind of between north america and south america
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Texas isn't far from there. I think this boat is going to Texas. Would that make sense
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I might just click like right in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico. Oh, there's a guy. Hello. What are you doing down there
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Cheeky little fella. See when you look at this, it looks like quite a small boat, but when you look over here It's actually bloody massive. Yeah, I'm not feeling great about this one
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So I think I'm just gonna guess down in there and hopefully we're in the right kind of area. Oh
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I'm pleased with that. That's a decent score that we're 186 miles away. Okay that we were in the Gulf of Mexico
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fortunately we spotted that little texas sign okay let's play the next round right um the weather's a
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lot nicer in this area and it looks like it might be a tourist boat as opposed to the previous one
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which i think was transporting stuff and none of whatever that says is english can we get an idea
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of nationalities not really oh this is a way harder one look at what we've got to work with
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look at our surroundings it's just sea this is a hard one and once again it's a one where we can't
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move anywhere we can't travel from here so we can't head indoors and look for more clues in there
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We just got what in front of us So this must be a cruise ship because people are playing golf over there Oh it doesn look like a cruise ship does it it doesn look big enough it might be an actual private boat and these people are just family and friends maybe i don know if i knew more about sun
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and the sun positions that could potentially help but unfortunately i do not oh this is hard this is
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really tough i don't think this is going to be a big score at all do they look american to us kind
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of it's somewhere warm because they're literally sunbathing right at the front of a ball they look
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american as well people are relaxed on this boat look at them all you know what i might go a similar
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area because that wouldn't mean costa rica or something like that would it i might go down into
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these areas like near the bahamas because they're holiday destinations aren't they i feel like we're
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unlikely to be so close to where we were last time but i can't think what else to do really so i'm just gonna guess uh actually that's not great is it from here i thought i was really close but i'm
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actually a thousand three hundred miles away oh we were onto the right tracks with the bahamas
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and stuff though but the north atlantic ocean is just massive so we've still ended up with a
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quite a poor score there either way i'm personally satisfied with that one so let's play the next
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round oh we have more to go on here so there's a massive waterfall we've got what looks like a
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hotel up there big old bridge what kind of boat are we on a small boat a very very small boat oh
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is that the seattle space needle does it just look like it i think it could be the seattle space
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needle so space needles there does that line up it is next to the water hang on so we need to be
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facing north so that would mean that oh maybe that doesn't line up in that case unless we're here
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you think you'd be able to see the seattle space needle from that far away because that's quite a
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big distance isn't it nah we're still not quite lined up because if we face north the space needle
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needs to be like this location but unfortunately it's all the way down here i don't think it is
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space needle we can actually move around i don't know if we can get off the boat or not let's find
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out we are moving closer what does that say casino is there a casino near the space needle nah this
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This isn't right, is it? It's not going to be Seattle. There's just nowhere near enough skyscrapers and stuff
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So there's those beautiful massive waterfalls over there. Oh, and there's more waterfalls over there
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which I didn't notice. It's not going to be Niagara Falls, is it? I've never been to Niagara Falls
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I feel like Niagara Falls is bigger That could be completely wrong Now I not going to lie This has probably been embarrassing I don know where Niagara Falls are I have no idea And I not sure how I gonna be able to find them
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We don't even know if it is Niagara Falls, but we just don't really have anything else to base it on at the minute
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This is a bit of a spoiler alert, but Jim and Pam in the office got married, I think, at Niagara Falls
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And they lived up in Scranton, up in this area, didn't they? So, yes, there's Scranton
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Okay, where's Niagara Falls? Oh, I really don't know. Every episode, I give people some reason
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for people to call me stupid, And we found today's is the space needle near Niagara Falls
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It's not is it? Okay back to Scranton. Oh, oh my god. It is near Scranton. Okay, we found Niagara Falls
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But this probably isn't Niagara Falls I'm thinking that maybe that's Niagara Falls down there. So if we face north
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So Niagara Falls would be behind us and we'd be up here. Oh my god, that says Casino Niagara
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We saw something that said casino that says casino. Why am I pronouncing it casino
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rainbow international bridge okay that would have to mean that that was rainbow international bridge
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it doesn't look much like a rainbow skylon tower that's got to be the thing hasn't it i think we've
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actually found it and i think i'm just gonna click like i think i'll just click there and i reckon
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we've actually got that so guess 4999 we were 200 meters away so not quite close enough to get a
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perfect score i'd like to give a shout out to jim and pam from the office or i would not have managed
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to get that wait we've beat the average score i think we have yeah we beat average score we still
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got two rounds to go. Can we get a new high score? We need to get at least 3,500 points in each of
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these last two rounds, and I am not feeling good about that. Are you joking? It's all over. I'm not
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getting a new high score. I can't move anywhere, and then this is what I've got to look at. Oh
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there is nothing to go on. I'm zooming in. I'm trying to find some signs or something. I can't
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click anywhere. Oh, man. I could easily get zero points here because there is just, there's nothing
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There's some text on here. That doesn't help at all. What about up there? Can't read what that says
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English looking less is FL something. I really don't know. There's nothing I'm missing is there
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I don think so I think there is well and truly no clues here It not even straight Look we kind of like leaning over All the water going to fall out So with that being said said i just gonna go there like right in the middle of the north atlantic ocean i want to set a new high score but i definitely not going to i can think of what
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else to do i'm gonna move tiny bit higher up because it doesn't look like very nice weather
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so i think we want to be kind of more level with france than level with spain if we just go for it
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yeah why not oh we should have just clicked on the united kingdom that was a really tough one
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let's see how we get on on this last one oh wait what what's going on here we're dangling off the
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the side of the boat i feel insecure i think this guy's used his selfie stick to dangle us over the
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end which i'm not very happy about and once again it's a one where we can't move anywhere and the
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quality doesn't seem quite good enough to read any signs i think that says three it's a cruise ship
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so it needs to be a holiday destination this gentleman over here looks like he's maybe caucasian
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this gentleman over here is not caucasian so we don't get any clues there this person is caucasian
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I don't know. You know what? I'm thinking my parents went on a cruise to Lisbon many years ago
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And that's all I'm basing this off. So I might just click around there because maybe it's the same cruise line
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You never know the weather's nice, isn't it? There's nothing else to go on. Is there any flags we can see anywhere? No, there's nothing
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There's absolutely nothing please prepare yourselves for a disappointing score here because I don't know what else to do if I want us
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Okay, guess North Atlantic Ocean, it all happens in the North Atlantic Ocean, doesn't it
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God, that's annoying. Right, let's view our summary. Obviously, it was going to be a tricky one, that one
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We got 12,000, so we can hold our heads up high with a second place score
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These first couple went pretty well. I'm pleased with those. And then there was just very little clues
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Not much to go on after that. We were kind of in the right continent. Some, well, actually, no, we really weren't, were we
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