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Maps I find dumb
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Genghis Khan. Alright, leader of the Mongol Empire. Genghis Khan. Okay, I see what's happening
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World map if Australia and Russia swapped places. Yep, that's, that's literally it
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They have kept the Mercado Protection scale though, which is nice. World map warped by those who speak Indonesian
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And it's basically just Indonesia really inflated and everywhere else isn't. Makes sense
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Looking at an upside down map can make you see things you've been trained all your life not to notice
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and you've just whacked a face on an upside down British Isles
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This is so dumb. You've just added bits of red and blue so it makes more sense
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The UK North South divide illustrated by Waitrose. Ooh, look at this
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What better than an overpriced supermarket to demonstrate national wage imbalance? That's actually quite interesting and sad
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Justice for the North. Europe if it was invisible. This isn't a dumb map
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This is really cool. So it's each country's national military uniform print
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and we see all the differences. Which is the best? Poland's is pretty cool. Popular best-selling artists by county of origin
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Ah, here we go. So we've got the Beatles as the most popular artist from Liverpool or Merseyside, whatever the county is
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The Northwest seems to create the biggest artists. Robbie Williams, Oasis, Gary Barlow
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Although we do have Elton John from Greater London. And interestingly, all of the counties from where I grew up
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I don't recognize any of the musicians other than Sting from Tine and Weir
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Map of Europe, but it includes all of Europe's overseas territories. And as we can see, there's quite a lot of them
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And that is a big slice of icy pie down there. South America, but South America is Brazil and Brazil is South America
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Okay, so you've literally just swapped the outlines and it still kind of basically works, right
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Whoa, traditional hats of Europe. Well, this is amazing. Look at all of the feathers down in Northern Africa
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I couldn't name any of the UK hats. I'm assuming that's Morris dancing. What's Sherlock Holmes hat called
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It's like a bloodhound hat or something. Dear Stalker. Yep, totally what I said
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This is so good. I'm not sure about this one. Is that not offensive? Map of the UK according to Americans
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And it's just all London. Do you know what? So many times over my YouTube career I had an American friend that been like hey man I heading to London this weekend We should meet up for the day And they just blissfully unaware that I have to be on a train for like four hours Wait what
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Maximum size of a PDF. You can apparently have a PDF that's 7,000 kilometers
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No, no, that's insane. North America, Central America, South America. No, do not post stuff like this
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It only makes it more confusing than it actually is. The Americas are already confusing to define without this kind of stuff popping up
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Oh, this is incredible. The surface area of the moon compared to the earth. Oh, that's cool. This
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doesn't deserve to be in a video called maps I find dumb. Look at that. It's just the moon
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plonked down there in a big fat square. Sometimes I look up at the moon and I think to myself
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I wish I was on, I would like to go to the moon. The USA mapped to scale on the moon. Oh, we flipped
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it the other way. Oh, why have they made it this like moldy texture? What's that about? It's pretty
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insane though, because I mean, the USA, absolutely massive, it really puts things into perspective
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Random fun moon related fact by the way guys, did you know that no one born after 1935 has set foot
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on the moon, how crazy is that? If the human population held hands around the equator, a
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significant portion of them would drown. Map of Switzerland, but it's actually just a map of
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Swaziland, the former name for the country of Eswatini down in South Africa, this is so stupid
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Terrible maps. Okay, this part of Europe uses butter. This part uses olive oil
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This part uses sour cream. Is that true? American states without A, M, E, R, I, C, and A
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All right, Washington becomes Washington. Oregon becomes Ogun. Montana becomes Unton. Wyoming becomes Wyoming
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California becomes Lufthun. Nevada becomes Nevada. Utah's youth. Arizona's Zon. New Mexico is New Zoo
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We also have North Dakota and South Dakota. The Busk. Kunz. O'Kleow
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Sioux. You get the idea. Chile and Argentina
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I mean, yeah. Map of honking culture. Okay, apparently the red is it's common to honk your car horn
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and the blue is it isn't common. People honk their car horns in the UK, so I don think that deserves to be blue I not saying it like just constant but if someone does something dodgy they get honked Horniest places in Africa And it just maximum horniness on the horn of Africa
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Right. American pizza. Ooh, so the red area is great pizza. This is pretty good
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Basically, everything else is bad pizza. Are you American or have you visited
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Let me know what you think of this map in the comments. Map of Europe, but with the wrong font size
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Okay. This might win for best dumb map so far. Oh my god. So happy with my new tattoo. The world is yours
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Oh, I don't like that. Why have they gone so big with the compass? What's the bottom bit as well
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It just looks like grass from here, but I think it's like a really elaborate dragon or something. Somebody said Montana looks like Joe Biden sniffing Idaho and I can't unsee it. Oh my god
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Brazil seen by Americans, the Amazon, and Rio de Janeiro. I'm not gonna lie, I kind of don't know how to describe it better myself
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I need to educate myself there. Someone said, America is too big for rail. I really don't think this is a controversial opinion
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Rail works in a handful of places, but only over short distances. So they've shown China's elaborate rail network
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and plunked China over the top of the US to prove that that is absolute bullcrap
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Right, the green is they haven't eaten their prime minister, the yellow is they've never had a prime minister
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and the red is they have eaten their Prime Minister Netherlands. John D. Witt, the Prime Minister, was unfavored by the Dutch
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and after resigning from being injured due to war, he was killed and eaten with his brother
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Right, it was the 1600s, to be fair, but still not great
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You can cross the border of France and Belgium 11 times with one straight line
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Ah, that's epic. Could that be a Guinness World Record? Most times crossing a border in like 60 minutes or something
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I can't wait for when I can visit these kind of weird country borders. They're only using food. Tell us where you live
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So they've used a Dorito to point to Glasgow on a map. That one was pretty good to be fair
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Expectation for Sweden, Finland, big juicy fellas, reality all shriveled up at the equator
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That's so sad. Countries with an AK on their flag and it is literally just Mozambique It definitely a statement Cyprus is just a more aerodynamic version of the USA Yeah I thought this before They have pretty big similarities in terms of their outlines and
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that's why on that YouTube short, I didn't notice that they'd been swapped on the flag, and then
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everybody made fun of me. North America, America, South America. No, no, no, no. Oh, this is cute
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Use of the word dang in the United States, or in the South, everybody's saying dang. Due to its
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unique shape, the center of Croatia is actually located in Bosnia and Herzegovina. Do you know
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what? That is actually really interesting. Croatia really is a bizarre shape, isn't it? I never get
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over the coast thing. A bird's eye view of Earth, but it's actually just a bird that looks a bit
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like the Earth. That bird is amazing. Where's that bird? I want to do this to it. Hawaiian language
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distribution in the United States. Nowhere but Hawaii. This is actually written on Wikipedia
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idea. Does their state flag have toes? Yes, quite a few. Yes, but they're animal toes. Also, even more
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they are blocked by shoes. Oh, damn shoes. And no, that's a lot of toes. Europe, if every country
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province with a coastline disappeared, I don't even recognize any of that. Where is anything
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Is this Spain? No, it can't be. Tell me what country you are from, using two words, from Poland
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countries that bill gates is richer than are marked with a picture of bill gates smiling that
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is mental isn't it that's proper crazy at least bill gates is one of them billionaires that seems
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to do good stuff overall sharks versus humans who really kills who this i've known about it really
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makes me sad so this was just 2014 sharks killed by humans 63 million to 274 million whereas humans
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killed by sharks literally just seven so some areas of the world use sharks for meat but most
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other sharks are just killed because of people fishing. Sharks and dolphins and whales just end
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up getting caught up in all of the nets and stuff. It's really, really sad. They're such epic
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creatures that have been on the world way longer than we have. Countries that use bidets. Fair
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enough. I did not think that bidets were so big in South America. Dick. Countries starting with
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the letters D, I, C, and K. Yep, can confirm that is correct. And on that note, we'll end off the
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