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0:00
Hello and welcome to another GeoGuessr video. Today I'm with my good friend Josh
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Jeez, I'm a good friend. We're working our way up. Look at us go. You've been craving it, so I felt like, even if I don't entirely mean it, I'm gonna say it anyway
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just to kind of bring your spirits up a bit. What? You've been putting in the effort, and I want you to know that, um..
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You appreciate my efforts. Anyway, in today's video we are playing GeoGuessr, but in 2069
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So this is a custom map which basically includes nearly every country in the game
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So places like Saudi Arabia are actually going to be up for grabs
0:31
So it's going to be some interesting guesses. And we're going to be very far away a lot of the time
0:35
And also, it's entirely photospheres. So there is no Google car meta to take in
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And no moving. Exactly, yeah. So I think we're going to struggle here. It's going to be tricky
0:45
This is like an embarrassment ritual, this one. Yeah, but at least we're both there. Even though it's worse if I get somewhere and you're actually near it
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That might happen, Josh. Could happen every time. Maybe I've learned and revised every location. Maybe you studied this whole math and you've revised for this video
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I hope not. Well, let's find out. Let's jump into the first game
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I'll mute and I'll see once one of us is the winner and loser. Okay, good luck
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You too. He didn't say like, he said you too. Let me say good luck. I thought you should say good luck back
1:09
It's all right. Anyway, here we are. So as you can see, this is actually a human taking this photo
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There is no Google car, but they've stood in the middle of the road to pretend it's a Google car
1:19
So this is really quite interesting. And you can see that plates aren't blurred out like they would be normally
1:23
So no idea where we are. The kind of vibe would put me like around here is what I'm sort of thinking
1:28
But who knows, to be fair. So yeah, the issue is that there's no metas. Like there's no car to look at
1:32
Someone's walked and done this. Oh, it's loads slow. What's that? Don't know. Where's the sun? Oh, is the sun even useful here
1:38
It's a question to find out, I guess. BJR, old school Volkswagen, Beacon Villa
1:42
It's English speaking. And obviously this place could be in Geogu... Like could be in Geogu... I guess regardless
1:46
These are blue poles. Um, there's white things here. Beacon Villa. That car doesn't feel American
1:51
Like could it be Canadian? This feels like a home you'd make in the forest. Nothing in America though. These log of houses, right
1:56
Oh, mate, this is a mess. White long plates, no bits of blue. So maybe that's totally wrong
2:01
Beacon Villa as well. This is so difficult. So maybe I'd be better to go in the US
2:08
Maybe like over towards Canada could work. But then the plates are wrong, right
2:12
I guess they're small plates still. Yeah, I might try a Canada
2:16
God, we could be so far away here. Let's go for it though. We're gonna go in Alberta and we're gonna plonk ourselves
2:22
We're gonna go like right there. What do you even look for here? Like, you gotta look for plants, vegetation, I guess
2:27
This is a real test of character, a test of skill. That bollard reminds me of somewhere in America
2:31
It is a snow pole. This doesn't feel American at all, though. Is that what the bin would be like? A trash can would be like in America
2:36
Okay. That's a sketch one or something. You know, it's something random. He's going somewhat similar. He's going to the United States
2:42
Oh, he's going Canada as well. Oh, what? That's where I said
2:47
But the plates didn't make a lot of sense. What? Right. these we both went together i like the fact we went together this could be canadian
2:56
these straight lines um lots of trees that's all quite dry though which wouldn't necessarily
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imply canada lots of pine cones on the floor the sun is in the the south this is northern
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hemisphere if we're trusting it the quality is better than what you used to with normal coverage
3:11
which is quite interesting like look at that that's beautiful you could have that in a frame And it's so weird not seeing anything on the ground
3:18
Hmm. Very straight road. I might go Canada a second time. I know they love their big, long straight roads
3:26
It's traveling south as well. So Alberta. Yeah, we're going to go like around here
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I'm happy with that. Let's say the summer's break was reliable here. Northern Hemisphere
3:38
I almost might go Canada again. Okay, he's trying a similar thing. Yep
3:44
What? How is that Mongolia? Right. And what is this, Jack? Okay
3:50
Different vibe today. We've got a red plate. This seems quite African, right
3:54
Maybe. Sun is to the south. So northern hemisphere. Jeep. I might drop a Kenya if I'm trying to look at this sand
4:02
Should we go Kenya? I think we're going to go Kenya. Yeah. We're going to go like around here
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Yeah. Let's go Kakya. I'm happy with that. RC. It's an old school Jeep
4:14
Red plate. Like, let's say, like, the soil is quite red looking. It could be, like, along the equator
4:19
Maybe somewhere in Africa that isn't... Would it be in Ethiopia? Could it be in, like, South Sudan
4:25
Are these all up for grabs? Tanzania. I'm risking it. Oh, he's gone Tanzania
4:31
Oh, yeah. I've only been thinking of Google places. Oh, where was it
4:35
It was Guinea. Yeah, I've only been thinking of standard geoguessor countries
4:41
But, yeah, basically anywhere is up for grabs. I forgot about that. I like the fact that me and him have been like really close together every time
4:46
It's quite interesting. We basically took no damage because we're both really bad
4:51
That's a very old school bike, that, isn't it? I feel like... That's Japanese, maybe
4:57
This floor doesn't feel Japanese, though. Ah, screw it. What else could happen
5:01
You're entirely wrong. It's a concrete road. He's parked on the right
5:07
This is maybe Taiwan with this kind of foliage. I'm gonna go Taiwan. Could be a Japan, but we're gonna try Taiwan. He's gone Taiwan, I think
5:18
Ah, it was in China? Zhangzhou. Oh, it was actually in China. That's so interesting. Oh
5:25
North Grand Cemetery. What a beautiful, like, Windows XP looking landscape. That's beautiful
5:31
Look how picturesque that is. Cemetery, I know, but still. Okay, this looks maybe more like US
5:36
Wow. Once again, that could be a beautiful picture. Look at that. Okay, we've got a strong
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lead there because we got that one sort of um i think i am gonna go us maybe around kansas let's go
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here danny's farm let's go on this church yeah yeah yeah let's go right there can you imagine
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there's a christian country in the north i almost feel like i'd want to go somewhere like
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a flyer of a state in america got a big pickup truck you know i mean it would make sense like
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arkansas alabama what's flat oklahoma Oh South Dakota on the cusp of the two actually right on the cusp That was sick Mmm I closer again We doing pretty good Okay we got a Chile flag Or a Texas flag maybe
6:23
Community Health Station. Doesn't really look a lot like Chile, though, right? Maybe it does. No entry
6:29
It's just, it's written in English. It's just kind of throwing me off. But that is..
6:32
Ah, it's Philippines. I've understood the flag now. Phew. Very colourful. Could be South America, Southeast Asia. Hmm
6:43
Philippines? Okay, he's dropped the guess. So Philippines will just go like there
6:54
He identified it as well. And he's much closer. It's quite a bit of damage
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We're still in the lead, though. Yes! You got some damage done. We come back. He's on
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All right, now, is that pole actually bendy or is the camera all cooked? I'm gonna send it guys
7:17
Okay next one Pole doesn't really help us Seems quite South American right
7:28
Do we have a sun? Yep Southern hemisphere Pretty dry Should we go Bolivia
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Like out of Bolivia Let's go like there He's gone to the same bloody place He knows it
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He knows that the dodgy pole he knew about it otherwise i've been quite cool oh he did similar
7:48
oh he's very close that gets a gg that's very nice oh feels european maybe just on the road itself
7:55
and the house um hemisphere's harder gauge feels quite industrial these are quite weird
8:03
similar to the greek poles what are they okay weird poles interesting road textures sun is
8:09
to the west. So not a lot of clues there. This one's a bit scary because I'm feeling like going
8:13
Europe, but it definitely could be like Mexico at the same time. This is very recognizable
8:18
It feels very European. I've walked on this many times. I don't think like a Portugal or a Spain
8:22
I like guessing down here. I don't know why. We're going in Palma, which I think is part of Spain
8:27
Shall I go for it? Yeah, why not? If it's not Portugal, I've gone a bit too far out of the way
8:32
Greece is a bit more like of a reasonable guess, I guess. Right. He's going in Spain
8:36
which makes sense. I probably should have played it safer. I was just trying to get a bit fancy with it. Oh, ah, Turkey did cross my mind. He took the damage there, which is lucky. Turkey
8:47
You win some, you lose some. Oh, interesting car. Blue plate with that. Is that China again? What even is that? Oh, we're very low down here. That's
9:01
weird. We've got, ooh, interesting plate. So that is, I think it's Japanese or Chinese. I can't tell
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100%. Might be Chinese. The plates are blue, which I don't remember. I'm going to go in China
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I think, because I don't recognize the blue plates. Are we happy with China? I think I'm
9:22
happy with China. Yeah, let's go for it. It's so interesting to possibly see some Chinese coverage
9:26
Let's go here. China's a strange one because it's not on Geoguessa
9:31
and it's not on Google Maps and stuff, right? I don't really know what much of China looks like
9:35
I want to go there, actually. That's Cyberpunk type C, isn't it? He's doing the same. He's also going China
9:39
He's clicking about all over the place. I think we've ended up towards basically the same spot
9:45
Okay. I'm just getting lucky. He was quite close. I lost. I have lost
9:54
Dang it. What a strange game. Yeah, it's so weird. Those first two where we were both just following the same vibe
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but we're both equally wrong. The first one had like English language, so it made sense to not be Finland
10:04
Yeah, exactly. That was really quite odd, wasn't it? And Mongolia, I was very confused by
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I was having a hard time just remembering to not necessarily click Geoghester countries as well
10:13
Yeah. Like you went to Kenya, I went to Tanzania, that same region, Africa. Yeah, you can see that we're both following
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basically the same metas and patterns and stuff, which is interesting. So I think we should just run it back
10:24
I have unfortunately taken the lead. Well, fortunately, up to you, you know. Let's increase the stress
10:29
Let's give us no more than 1 minute 30 to guess. We slow that time
10:32
Josh, I had a great time. It was perfect as it was, but I'm just trying to add up the stakes, you know
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Okay, fair. Make it 10 seconds. Well, maybe we'll see what happens. You know what? I'm making it 1 minute 4
10:41
Good luck to you. Good luck. That, I've seen that before. I might say Utsa or something there, you know
10:51
There's no ladder, no holy poles. Or is there? No. I've seen that sign. I think it says outside and it says ain't there. My brain's gone there now so I can't stop thinking about it. So I'm gonna have to go for it
11:00
Ooh, okay. So all white plate, I think. Ooh, that one's actually been blurred, which is interesting. So 50 seconds isn't a long time. Where is that sun
11:11
It is in the west, I guess the south, maybe northern hemisphere
11:16
So what I might do, seeing as I don't think there are blue plates, but I'm not 100% sure
11:21
I might go somewhere a little bit unusual, like Moldova, because I don't know what they're doing in Moldova
11:26
I don't know what their plates are like. So let's try it. He followed a similar pattern
11:32
Ah, it was Serbia. Okay, he went hungry. Yeah, that was probably a safer thing to do, to be fair
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Dang it, Serbia. That's fine, though. We got the points. Okay, we're off again. Uh, little guy there picking his nose
11:43
Respect. Ooh, got some Arabic. So that's interesting. So this could be literally anywhere
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This could be like Egypt or something maybe. That's where I might be tempted to try actually
11:52
Oh, look at all these lovely pots that they're making. Look at the melons
11:56
Um, hmm. What's taking it? Oh, a market. Feels like... That's Arabic
12:06
But is there also going to be English around? Like, interesting. Is that like a French title poll
12:11
I like the idea of Senegal, but skin tones, that would suggest otherwise. Yeah, we're gonna go Egypt
12:17
Mix it up. Let's go there. No, let's go there. New Sphinx City. No, that feels too mainstream
12:23
Let's go out a bit more. Let's go like there. Yeah, yeah, yeah
12:27
He's guessed. I like the fact that he's guessed. I like a Northern Africa. Like, it gives Morocco vibes
12:31
Maybe like a Tunisia Algeria I hedged I thought it was just Morocco Knowing that I just straight up said exactly where it was from the get Oh no
12:42
Ooh, Morocco. Ooh, that's heavy damage. I might have to drop a sad emoji, to be fair
12:47
Right, the road layout feels quite South American. Are they... They're not hard
12:53
Are they bullet holes? Okay, next one is interesting again. Hmm. Northern Hemisphere
13:00
Such high quality. We might be able to read the litter. Ooh, it kind of looks like Arabic
13:04
but it looks a little bit different. I might drop somewhere really unusual, like maybe a Saudi Arabia, maybe a Yemen
13:10
That really interesting. What, what, this? I want to be in this region somewhere
13:20
I'm gonna go Harat in Afghanistan. I'm gonna go Yemen. Nah, it's crazy
13:24
Don't go Yemen, Jack. He's doing it. No, he's not. He's going Saudi Arabia. I'm gonna go near the coast
13:28
I feel like there might be more likely to be palm trees near a coast. I don't know if there's much of a logic to that
13:33
Oh, what? Where was it? It was Pakistan. This guy's unstoppable. Look at him go
13:39
I've not touched him yet. Ah, it's Pakistan. That's a strange one. I swear to hell, bullet holes
13:43
Okay, um... Oh, dear me. This is stressful. I'm trying to look at the graffiti
13:48
and what kind of language that is. This is so weird. This looks like the house from Stranger Things
13:53
It looks like we could be in the Upside Down right now, to be fair. This is a bit of a spooky one
13:57
I like it, though. That's school. Abandoned school, maybe. Strange locations. I quite like locations
14:01
They're quite cool. Graffiti, an abandoned school. God knows if anywhere. This guy's bike, he's taking a photo
14:08
There's a fire hydrant, which is quite American. Is it American? I think a GTA and just like driving into them
14:14
and they all... Yeah, I've genuinely no idea where to go here. Could we imagine this to be a abandoned US town
14:23
I guess. Yeah, we'll try it. It could be somewhere in Russia though, really
14:27
I'm just, I'm not sure. We're going in Kansas. Some middle random area
14:31
Little river. No, they've got a PJs. Let's go Wyndham. Quite a grand building
14:37
Quite a big road. Mate, I can't even tell you. I like Europe more, actually
14:47
Germany. Oof, that's flawless. Oh, dear. Oh, it's just Germany. My God
14:55
Flawless victory. Wow, your six cured me. My God. that was tough why did you manage to just kind of work everywhere out and i didn't at all the first
15:04
one there was like a sign i thought that you see in hungary says you went mud over so it's fine uh
15:09
second one i have been morocco it looked like a market store in morocco and i was like oh maybe
15:13
it could be tunisia so i went between the two and guess okay yeah that's fair third one that's
15:16
where there's bullet holes everywhere and i saw like some language well maybe it's going to be afghanistan but it was pakistan okay and the last one i would have guessed what you would have guessed
15:23
because it looked like the upside down from stranger things to me that's why i went there Yeah, I hear it. I just couldn't work out. Is that European looking or is it American looking
15:30
You made the right call. That was a beautiful performance from you, Josh. That's what I do, you know. I got it sometimes. Let's do a fast Twitch one
15:35
How long do you want? How long do you want? 20 seconds? 25 seconds? 20 seconds. Good luck to you
15:39
Good luck. Okay, right. France. We'll go France. I saw the word Toilette. Go near the coast. We'll go near the coast of France. Why not
15:55
What's this? If it was European. Oh, that's fine
16:06
That's okay. Maybe it wasn't toilet. Maybe it was toilet. I was looking south. It was just a different area
16:11
Next one. That's going to be Vietnamese. Is there any more clues
16:17
There's a little cockerel there as well. Yeah, we'll just go in the middle of Vietnam
16:21
Maybe around there. Lots of bikes. Oh, yeah, all the bikes, Vietnam, makes sense
16:34
Oh, did you not see the Vietnamese? Oh, there we go. It was right at the top, but we're still fine
16:46
It's an hemisphere. Okay, where's that sun? It's kind of there. Northern hemisphere, southern
16:55
No, southern hemisphere, sorry. Plate's falling off over there. Literally no idea
17:00
I think it might be Australia, but I'm going in Botswana. I'm going Zambia
17:04
Let's mix it up. Who knows? Oh, I would have been much closer with Botswana
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but we're still doing okay. Oof. Oh dear, oh dear. Okay, next one
17:20
Dwenbola. Jalandur. I guess I go driving on the left. I guess I go Indonesia
17:25
Let's go in Jakarta. Why not? European, right? Oh. I was there
17:43
I was right there. That would be more damage for me. It would have helped. I was right there. I played it safer in Hedgemore
17:47
Oh, it was Malaysia. Kuala Lumpur. I've taken a damage, so at least he's not flawlessly me
17:51
Or I'm not flawlessly him, sorry. Next one. Ooh, weird plate. Oh, I have no idea
18:01
Oh, 20 seconds is so rough. Why do I agree 20 seconds? Could that blur and look like a Malaysian plate
18:10
It's weird how you don't recognize it when it's not blurred. Oh, yep, I got it wrong
18:15
Oh, dear. Ooh. Ooh. Come back. Come back. Lock in, lock in, lock in
18:28
That's Turkish, no? Okay, next one. What's this? Don't really know
18:42
What? I'm gonna go Turkey, I think. Yeah, let's try Turkey. Let's go there. He's gone there as well. Oh, he's right next to me
18:47
He's literally right next to me. He got it right at the end by the way He got it right at the end That could have been it Oh he went Turkey as well Same spot I happy with that Recognize the language which is good I getting better at that slowly
19:00
Oh, red soil. Feels like you're on a safari, maybe. Got a big river
19:16
Whoa, this could be anywhere. Why does that be blurred? I guess we go in Africa
19:25
Let's go. Let's go in Cameroon. Go a little bit wild for it
19:29
Oh, he did similar. It was Niger. Oh, we've done it. We've done it
19:37
It's not even visible. No, I didn't even clock that. Oh, it's got cooked
19:42
That was a risky one at the end. That was fast paced. I'll tell you what, 20 seconds is quick
19:46
Josh, I know that I've defeated you, but I want to give you another chance on the same sentence
19:49
What if I go down even further? That's what you're trying to do. You can either potentially end on a draw or on 3-1, and it's up to you
19:55
Let's end on a draw. Okay, it's happening then. I'm reducing it to 17 seconds instead of 20
20:01
17 seconds? You've lost your mind. Yep. Okay, see ya. See ya. Good luck
20:05
Not getting a good look from me. I need to beat him 3-1. Right
20:10
Is that Cyrillic or Greek? Oh, God. I think it's Cyrillic. Yeah
20:14
Let's go there. Why not? Ooh, big mountains. Very large mountains. This could be more like Mongolia or somewhere
20:19
European and mountains. Is it European? No, it's not European. What about..
20:23
What's up? Somewhere down here. I don't know, mate. There's lovely mountains, though
20:36
Oh, my God. I was so close to getting Kyrgyzstan as well off the bat. My God, that'd have been unreal from me
20:41
Oh, it's Kyrgyzstan. Yeah, if I'd seen those mountains earlier... What have I done
20:45
What have I done? I maybe would have thought about Kyrgyzstan. Okay. Right
20:51
Spanish, maybe. God, we do not have a lot of time. That's a yellow plate there
20:58
We're going Columbia, but that's all we're really basing that on. I can't see anything
21:15
Oof. You see a yellow plate. You must have a yellow plate. It's got blur, bro. All here is blur. He's done
21:19
Oh, it was Colombia. Good, he went Panama. Nice to mix it up. Go somewhere a bit jazzy
21:23
Okay. Farm. Frog farm. It's in English. Ooh. Let's go China
21:35
I'm scared though. Our heritage, Old Jurong Road. Kiss me. What the hell
21:40
Why is a frog saying kiss me? Royal frog shop. Jurong frog farm. In English too though
21:48
Ah, it makes sense. Not the frog part, but the fact that English underneath and stuff
21:56
are predominantly English. Ready, go. Taiwan. Ah, Malaysia. It's just because it was English, I didn't think about Singapore
22:04
But I was going to go Malaysia or Indonesia, and then the English took me away
22:08
But yeah, Singapore makes a lot of sense. We're still fine, though. Egypt
22:12
It says Egypt. Right, we're going to guess very quick in the hopes that he doesn't see that
22:16
Ah, sorry. We need to get away from Faraday, wasn't we? Ooh
22:23
Okay, there's a lovely little doggy. With the sun in the south, northern hemisphere
22:27
Let's go... Yellowstone National Park. Wow. Northern hemisphere. Where's the Rocky Mountains at
22:46
Ah, okay. Our Europe guest would have been a winner there. Oh
22:52
Ooh, that is a North Korean flag there. Fair enough. Hopefully he doesn't see that
23:00
That's Korea. I guess Pyongyang could make sense
23:09
even though there's water, because it does have a stream. So I think we'll go with it anyway
23:16
Oh, it's the other side, but we're still closer. It's exciting to get North Korea in Geogesa
23:21
Oh, what is it out there for? North Korea in a round, though. Whoa
23:36
Sort of looks like flags. Ooh. Adventure camp. I guess we go right up towards like Nepal
23:47
Let's go there. Has he done the same? He has. It was just India
23:52
Well, we have so little time. Oof, not bad. We're getting closer. Oh, this blower is doing me in
24:01
Feels like Europe. Northern hemisphere. Little guy there
24:12
Fair enough. Pole doesn't make a lot of sense. I guess I'm going Kazakhstan
24:17
Don't really know why, though. I'm kind of hedging my bets around. He's done similar. Oh, it was Kyrgyzstan again
24:23
Have we done it? We've done it. It was Kazakhstan. I've lost the game
24:29
Ah, I was doing so well. Dang it. One little thing throws you off massively
24:33
The worst possible outcome has happened for you. Oh, dear. I really want to turn on a draw for you, but alas
24:39
Drawings, bags. I'm excited, God, might as well carry a pair of a game again. Yeah, true. We just continue forever
24:43
I think we should definitely do that again in another video because I think we'll get some interesting locations
24:48
and really, really random places. Good, North Korea. I know. That's always exciting, isn't it
24:52
when you get a North Korean round? I ain't seen that before. But for now, unfortunately, as per usual on this channel
24:56
Josh has been defeated 3-1. Seems like a strange trend, doesn't it, guys
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He seems to revise these maps and then say, hey, come play this map with me. I know your game, Mr. Jack
25:07
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