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Badly drawn countries. I've got a bunch of badly drawn countries and flags. Let's see if I can name them all
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All right for now that is obviously australia to begin with. What is the next one? Oh, that would be india and then we've got
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Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I bet it's quite obvious as well I'm gonna skip it for now. This one that's gonna be mexico, isn't it? These are so weird and then what's that one
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It's got a big hole in the middle. I don't know south africa is the only thing I can think it is south africa
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Okay, Eswatini and Lesotho, fair enough. That is a very strange shape
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The only thing I can think of would be Senegal, maybe? It's not Senegal
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Yeah, I might have to skip that one because we don't have very long. That is gonna be France. Is it not
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Spain, it's gonna be Spain, obviously. I got... Okay, that one is definitely Turkey
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There we go. And then that's obviously gonna be Chile. Ooh, I was gonna say Australia again
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but obviously we've already had that. Well, what's gonna have that little dot at the bottom? Oh, it's China, isn't it
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It's obviously China. Yes, of course. Right, these last two, I just don't know
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They're gonna be obvious as well. That's what makes me sad. I'm gonna try a few things like Chad and maybe Algeria
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Maybe Egypt as well. Egypt? No, okay. And then this one, I don't know at all
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All right, I'm just gonna give up. Let's find out. It was Haiti. Yeah, I would never have said that
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And then the other one was Libya. Ah! I named a bunch of the neighboring countries, but I just missed Libya
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All right, 8 out of 10 on the first one. Let's do these flags. All right, that is obviously Germany
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These are so weird, by the way. Then this one's gonna be Mexico. That's not badly drawn. Someone's put like quite a bit of time into that. Look at the snake. Look at the eagle. Look at the cactus. I'm not bad on my flags. I reckon I should be able to get all of these. That would be an unscentred Brazil. And then that's going to be Russia, of course. And then that one would be Laos. Fair enough. Fair enough. Nearly halfway there. This is Vatican. Thank you. And then that's going to be not India. That's going to be Niger, isn't it? Oh, we've got, uh, is that just UAE? Yes, it is. United Arab Emirates. And then that would be Chile
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followed by Guyana. Thank you very much. And then that one is Barb... No, it's Bahamas
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not Barbados. I often get them mixed up. Hmm. Armenia? No, no, no, no, no. Mauritius. Let's
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try it. It's not Mauritius. What is it? I can't remember. Gabon. Gambia. Yeah, that one's just
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not coming to me. Oh, I thought I was going to be able to get them all. This is Tajikistan. They've gotten very difficult all of a sudden. And then that one's going to be... It's so
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unrecognizable. I think that's Kosovo. Yeah, it is. All right. I give up. I can't remember what it is
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It's Mauritius. I said Mauritius. I just spelled it wrong. Worst day. This is a terrible day
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And already I know that is going to be Japan. What is going to be next? Ooh, is it Cuba
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oh and then that is obviously look at alaska that is such a terrible drawing of alaska it just looks
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like a little speech bubble so yeah that's obviously usa there we go oh i think that's
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gonna be egypt isn't it let's try it there we go that looks like a dinosaur so i'm assuming
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it's pakistan because pakistan looks like a dinosaur and then that one is familiar is it
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just new zealand i think so it's got to be hasn't it yeah it's gonna be new zealand that is obviously
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uk that one looks familiar as well it's just immediately not come to what are you what are you
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what would that be i don't know i'll skip it for now and then that is is it like cambodia let's try
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it or somewhere that neighbors cambodia is it laos let's see or thailand or vietnam it's not
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vietnam i'll come back to that one as well oh dear it's getting tricky now i'm not gonna lie
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what's this one i don't know either okay we'll just keep going oh dear it's all three i don't
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No, i'm gonna have to give up it was brit Yeah, I mean it's not a great drawing of brazil actually, you know what? It's a pretty good drawing of brazil
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That's my bad Let's do more world flags. Here we go. That is clearly france and then that one would be think about it
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Australia or new zealand australia, of course and then that's gonna be israel
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There we go. That's gonna be norway. Come on dry out jack. Be serious. Be serious. That is pakistan. There we go
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Oh, hang on hang on. We can get it. We can get it. Is it drc? It is and then that's gonna be belgium of course
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And then that one would be morocco. Thank you followed by ukraine. Very easy one. This is going well
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Lebanon, so the other one it was just mauritius. I didn't spell right. That's all that happened
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That's palau, isn't it? That's a terrible drawing of palau. That's gonna be cyprus. That's a pretty cute one
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Looks like a little shark, didn't it? That's libya. There you go. No, it's not. It's not. It's not
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It's libyria i'm being silly i'm being silly got me elves mixed up. That's antigua and barbuda
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Sorry, Antigua, not Antigua. I got told I was spelling that wrong
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That is going to be Iran and Iraq. Yep, and that's it. That was, yeah, 50 or 50
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Back to badly drawn countries. Already, I can see that that would be Italy
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Thank you. And then, ooh. Hmm, sometimes it helps if you, like, take a step back
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Is that Canada? I think it is Canada. Yeah. Quite a detailed badly drawn Canada that one wasn it I think that Israel but I not 100 Yeah there we go Ooh I should be able to get that one It African isn it
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It's a one that I've gotten wrong many times in the past. Is it Liberia? No, no, no
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It's near Liberia. I just, I always forget the name for some reason. Come back to it
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Come back to it. Malaysia, Malaysia. Yes. And then that is France, isn't it
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It's got to be. Yeah, there we go. That, I do not know. It's pretty basic though
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UAE? Maybe, I don't know. It doesn't feel like it can be anywhere particularly big if it looks like that
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I'm just trying a few Middle Eastern countries. Oh man, Yemen. I guess I'll have to come back to that one if we've got time
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That is definitely Iceland. And then that is going to be, I don't know, immediately
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Nothing's coming to my mind. That's going to be Senegal. Here we go. No, it's the country that is inside of Senegal
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It's the Gambia. There you go. And now we're all the ones I've skipped. So I just want to get this one
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I know where it is. It's in like Western Northern Africa. That might even be Senegal fitting in there
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What countries have we got there? We've got Ghana and Togo and Liberia, Malawi, Malawi, it begins with M, Mali
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Oh, I'm wrong. Well, I give up then. Kenya? Damn it, Kenya
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Right, I've got two bonus rounds for the end. I have whatever this is, which I genuinely do not recognize at all
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and I also have famous badly drawn landmarks, which look really weird
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So we'll do that on the end. First, I'm going to do whatever this is. Enter country. I actually don't know what I'm looking at. Is it Europe? It is, isn't it
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So do I just name all 17 countries? This is Italy, isn't it? So there you go
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I'm getting my bearings now. I understand what's going on. We'll do Croatia. We will do Switzerland
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I mean, you just have to know the countries of Europe more than anything. You don't actually really need the map
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We've got Austria. This is a terrible Austria, by the way. It looks like a kidney or something
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And then we've got Slovakia and France and Slovenia. We've got Bosnia and Herzegovina
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I'm assuming this little fella is, is it Vatican City? Let's have a look
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It isn't so it must be san marino. Yeah vatican's cropped out that little fella there though i'm assuming it's lichtenstein
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It is does spain creep in it doesn't hungary probably creeps in. Yeah, it does. Oh, no, hungary is well in
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I was thinking hungary was this one, but I think that's romania, isn't it? Yeah, so is bulgaria in there
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No, it isn't. What are we missing? We've got czechia We've got germany, which I don't know why i haven't done yet. And then we've also got poland and ukraine
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Yes, what's the one i'm missing? This is ocean. Is this ocean? It's so terribly drawn. I can't tell
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I hate how badly drawn this is. What am I missing? I'm being stupid. Surely must be this big thing because
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Bosnia doesn't have a coastline other than like down here So our country just takes up all that room. It's slipped my mind
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How do I not know what this is? I'm gonna be so annoyed. I'll be kicking myself in the head
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I just gonna have to try a few different things not montenegro not kosovo not moldova I know it not these countries i just can think what else it is we done slovakia slovenia we done hungary we done romania i gonna have to give up oh that so annoying congratulations if you
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know what this is it was serbia it's just serbia it's so badly drawn it threw me off with the shape
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and the color why is it this color of the bloody ocean i don't understand i hate these badly drawn
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man. All right, finally, we've got this monstrosity, which I'm not going to be great at, but I
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recognize a few. It's the spelling that's probably going to screw me over. So we have got, what is
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that, by the way? It looks like a big yeti that's like crawling towards you. You know what I mean
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Right, let's do the pyramid to begin with. Oh, do I need to put of geezer as well? There we go
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Why is that not right? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That's not a pyramid of geezer. That's the louve
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Isn't it? I don't know how to spell that. Let's try. Oh, no Oh, this is a terrible day. All right, we'll leave it then let's do let's have a scroll wait
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These are the pyramids of geezer. I must have had to put plural pyramids of geezer. There we go. What
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What this incorrect placement has made me think that this is the sphinx which I definitely would not have got there you go
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What is going on? We've got tower of oh, it's give me tower eiffel tower
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That's the coliseum isn't it badly drawn and badly made Colosseum. Oh, I don't know how to spell any of these words. Right. I get to Google the correct
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spelling if I know it. There we go. Oh, is that Big Ben? Yes, it is. And then that's going to be
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the Golden Gate Bridge, I think. Golden Gate Bridge. Yep. We've already got Eiffel Tower
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We haven't got Leaning Tower of Pisa though. Is it like that? Yes, it is. That is in Dubai
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isn't it? But I can't remember what it's called. I don't think that's Burj Khalifa. It's a different building. I'm wondering if this is Arc de Triomphe, which I'm sure I'm not pronouncing right. Let's
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try it. Did I spell it correctly? Let's find out. Of course, I didn't. Let's try it. Yes, we were
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correct. And it's even in the right place. Fantastic. Oh, and then we've got Sydney Opera House there
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as well. Sydney Opera. Oh, it's give me Sydney. Right. Is there anything else that I recognize
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I'm having a look about and I'm very confused by this. Oh, that's going to be the Burj Khalifa
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isn't it? Right. Let's Google it. Get the spelling. I can't believe that is a drawing of this. That
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is so funny. They really gave up on that one. But there we go. We've squeezed it in. So we've got 10
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of 17 and there's about a minute left. I don't know if I can get any more to be honest. Let's
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find out what we got wrong. They're all in the wrong place. The White House? Which one's the
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White House? That's the White House, isn't it? I guess. Yeah, it must be. Great Wall of China
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Which one's the Great Wall of China? Ah, it'll be this one. Oh my god, some of these are terrible
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Congratulations if you got the ones I missed. Alright, on average, we've probably got about 80%
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