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Jun 2, 2025
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Let's do some mystery guiding. We're going to combine us honest guides with tourist reviews
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and we're going to read those to you and you're going to have to guess what venue or place is the
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review associated to and trust me many of them are funny or bizarre. We had a lot of laughs
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reading through them. Let's dive into the first spot that you have to guess by the review and the
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First review is going to give it away. A video of this restaurant from the influencer Mr. Janek Rubeš, that be me, popped on my YouTube
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I was curious to see what it would be like. I was greeted right at the door by a nice girl who sat me down with some smile
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I ordered a homemade potato soup, which was delicious, and 0.5 liter of beer, which was from Pilsen
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I had a pleasant time in the restaurant. I'm pretty sure that many of you already know
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but let me read you a few more reviews on this restaurant
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Hidden gem. Food was delicious and service even better. Tatiana was amazing
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Great friendly service and good food. Located in a small calm street a few minutes away from the castle
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this restaurant is a hidden gem. 100% recommend. This has got to be some awesome restaurant that we feature
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right? Well, let me read you one more. During our visit to Prague, we visited the secret place on
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the recommendation of France. We were delighted with the quality of service and excellent Czech
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cuisine. We have experience with the quality of restaurants, not only in Europe. And we can say
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that this restaurant belongs to the circle of restaurants where we will be happy to return
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Some may even say a Michelin star, huh? I'm reading between the lines here
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Oh God, whatever. Well, let me unveil the mystery, because this is Mystic Café
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Remember from our videos? And the beer you're seeing right now served to Honza, believe it or not
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and Honza shot this award-winning hidden camera shot, was poured from a plastic bottle in a restaurant
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apparently this place has changed radically. We have to visit again. We should also visit because
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we're currently being sued by the owner. True, I did not make that up. No idea what I'm talking
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about. Check out the previous video and subscribe for more because you may see the two of us in
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front of court. That'd be funny, wouldn't it? Now guess what the next review is off
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Thank you for all your fantastic recommendations. Such a great resource. A big thanks for your guide
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and map guys. I relied on it my whole trip and I'm so grateful as someone who's stressed about
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not knowing but always wanting to find the most authentic experience and food in a new country
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You guys were a godsend. Thank you so much people. These are reviews of the two of us and our Patreon
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map. So if you want to check them out so you don't have to write a weird review but a happy review
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that's the place to go to. Link below the video. Question number two where you have to guess
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not the location, but what is on the picture. Let me show you. This is what we're talking about. Now
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you thinking like what the hell is that That is a global viral sensation that you have heard of a million times I promise Take a closer look We can zoom in a little We can turn it around flip it upside down give you a different angle There you go Now combine the viral world global sensation with
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something traditional from Prague and you'll get the answer. Now believe it or not, this is not a
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vomit from the Prague underground. That is a Dubai chocolate chimney cake. Now these pictures
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these review pictures also have a very long text attached to them. Let me read you just a few lines
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I ordered the Dubai chimney cake. Love it. And I was extremely disappointed. It had no flavor at all
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It was literally just ice. Well, guess what? If you didn't follow the TikTok trendy tips and you
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would actually follow these two weird YouTubers from Prague, you would learn just that because we
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sampled that sh** and guess what? It was just ice. We went down that path before you. You don't have
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to repeat the same mistake. That's what we do. We get scammed so you don't have to. That's a line from
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a TV show. We can't steal that line. But to be fair to the woman who bought this beautiful Dubai
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chimney cake, when she was buying it, ordering it, it looked like this. So I kind of understand what
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she was lured in for. By the way, that's what happens to ice cream when you take out the cream
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See? It's just ice. And you know what's ice? It's just frozen water. It's a shocker, I know
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It's tasteless. But this only happens in the city center of Prague. Let's move to the outskirts
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Let's start now with a map of Prague. So you're looking at the entire city and I'm going to read
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you a review of a place of location and you have to guess where it is on the map. A beautiful park
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on the outskirts of Prague. The church is gorgeous. If you have time, you should visit it. So take your
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finger, place it on the screen and tell me which park is on the outskirts of Prague. Well, believe
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it or not, the location is right here. This place is literally walking distance from where I'm
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standing right now it's probably 25 minutes or 15 minutes on the tram it is not the outskirts
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of Prague unless you're a tourist because if you look at a different map of Prague which is the
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touristy map this castle that is called Vyshehrat is actually on the very edge therefore people may
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think that it's on the outskirts it is not you want a sample of what the outskirts of Prague look
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like? Well, I'll give you a sample. Here's the black bridge, Cerny Most. Here's the Zlicin
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the evil act. Visit those places. Please don't. Just don't go there. Go to the outskirts to
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Bešehrad, okay? Just keep within the map, maybe. Stay safe. Next question. From the outskirts
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moving back to the city center, and again, frequent viewers will think they know the
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answer to this one. Let me read you the review. Came here for the cute capybara
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different perspective on the same spot it's probably funny for the children but i can say
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from my own experience that these rodents were quickly eliminated in our city they are vectors
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of disease and have also undermined complete flood protection now if you thought they were
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talking about the beaver island which is a made place by tourists which is ridiculous no they made up a brand new spot created by tourists that is called the Nutria town It is actually the Cyheln park but tourists saw Nutrias so they were like
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oh, so this must be the Nutria town. Let's create a new spot on your maps
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You know, just like when Columbus sailed to America, it was like, oh, India, Indians, right
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It's just like that. It's like if we would go to America and be like, oh, orange douchebag, orange douchebag town
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But to be fair to Nutria town, at least they got the name of the animal right
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Most people think it's a beaver or a capybara. Nope, it's a Nutria
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Or as locals call it, a big rat that is being fed by tourists
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And suddenly there's a lot of them. Just a side note, me being a boomer and a boring honest dude, do not feed them, please
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Prague has thousands of places you can visit, thousands of restaurants, bars, pubs and also many attractions
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And according to this review, this is the worst attraction of Prague
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One and a half hours completely wasted. Obviously, you cannot know what place I'm talking about, so let me read you a few more
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What a waste of time. I waited for two hours. Definitely not worth it
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Whoever recommends this should consider that first. Huge disappointment. What's that? Not worth seeing
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We waited 15 minutes before this girl got the right angle for her Instagram
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What is this place that all the tourists are waiting for hours to see and they're disappointed with
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What is the location the tourists are trash talking in my town
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Let me give you one more review that may give it away. Never in my life have I seen so many lovers of literature waiting to go inside a public library
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You got it? You got it. A place we have covered a million times, so I'm going to keep this short
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It is a beautiful piece of art, but waiting hours to see it, I can understand the people's disappointment
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On the other hand, nobody forces them to wait for hours. There's many other cool things you can do and see in Prague
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And I would never ever wait just a minute to see that
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Sorry, I hate queuing for something. If you didn't get it yet, yup, these are reviews of the famous column of books that is in the public library in Prague
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It became so popular that people are willing to wait for hours to get a picture
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Yesterday, I snapped this photo of people queuing around the corner. and at the same time they're like oh Visehrad is at the outskirts of Prague I'm not
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walking 20 minutes there but I'll wait three hours to get this photo I love you tourists
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so here's a traveling tip for you if your partner for some reason needs this photo
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and is willing to wait two hours in line to get the photo you can walk to Visehrad on the outskirts
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of Prague order yourself a cold pint of beer with the best view of the city finish it have another
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one walk back and she'll be just about or he finished with the line you're like i just had
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the best time in prog how about you still waiting all right well guess what there's another castle
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where they also serve serve beer next up you have to guess a museum from the reviews i'm about to
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read ready very educational very enlightening and educational very fun and educational don expect an educational museum but funny and somehow interesting
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You want to guess? It's the Sex Machine Museum. Now, if you've struggled to this point with pinning the location of a venue you never heard of
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let's make it easy for you. Let's do numbers. Can you add numbers
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Of course you can. You can even use a calculator for this one. I'm going to read you items that you or someone purchased at a place and you'll have to tell me
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what's the total they had to pay. Want to do that? Okay, it comes from a review. Somebody took a
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picture of that. You and your partner sit down, you get two mojitos and french fries to share
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with ketchup and mayo, right? What's your total? One mojito, second mojito, french fries with
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Ketchup and mayo. What's your total? Give me euros. Don't worry about conversion
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What's the funny currency they have in this country? Czech crowns? I don't care
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What's the total in euros? Ladies and gentlemen, you picked Czech Republic because, you know, a budget vacation, right
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Well, your total is, and service is not included, 40 euros and 75 cents
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40 euros and 75 cents. ladies and gentlemen boys and girls this is a lot i mean honza couldn't guess it i wouldn't guess it
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i don't think anybody from this country would be able to guess uh how much the total was i'm gonna
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keep the location of this place sort of a secret uh so we can keep it on one of the future episodes
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because they do deserve a visit i mean come on little bit of a tourist trap obviously i'm trying
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to confuse you here. It's not moving. Don't come. 40 minutes of pointless standing. It's a shame
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and a scam. Is it art? Doesn't really seem like it. More of an attraction. Rotates every hour
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which just means it turns. Yeah, that's what, well, whatever. I'll let you finish. Roughly
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lasting 15 minutes in the rotations. Is it worth 30 million crowns? I don't think so
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These fairly harsh reviews are actually talking about a huge art piece that is the rotating hat
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of Franz Kafka. It used to turn all the time, but now they made it turn only 15 minutes an hour
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which causes many tourists to gather for those 15 minutes. And if it's worth the money that it
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was built for, well, it was paid from private money. So I think it's up to them. When preparing
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this episode, we went across different venues online throughout the entire city and I was
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looking for fun stuff, right? And I thought to myself, what about a police station? I'm sure
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there's a lot of stories hidden in reviews of those places. Well, believe it or not, you're not
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allowed to review a police station on Google Maps. It was quite a surprise to us, but that's what it
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is. Interesting. Yet you can review anything else and buy fake reviews for anything else and fake
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reviews for anything else, but you cannot review a police station. And boy, would I like to review
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