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I've cruised on European rivers 12 times
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and just back from a Ryan River cruise
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on Avalon waterways. Once again, I met
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so many people who spoke about
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surprising and frustrating things they'd
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only encountered and realized once they
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were on the cruise because none of the
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lines, reviews, or commentators seem
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willing to talk about them frankly or
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even underplay them. Welcome aboard. I'm
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Gary Benbridge and here's what you need
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to know about European river cruising to
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avoid any disappointments and also to
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make sure that a river cruise is right
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for you. First off, many are surprised
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when they find river cruisers are not as
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scenic as the brochers and ads suggest.
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There is an impression that European
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river cruising is a constant flow of
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stunning postcard perfect scenery all
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the time. However, while there is a lot,
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it's not constantly magnificent as many
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expect. The good news is that the river
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banks are always close by, so you can
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see what's on them. But as a comment
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left by Randy L on a social media post I
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did during that recent Ryan River
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cruise, she said this about experience.
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We found it very industrial, a lot of
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ugly campgrounds and not very scenic
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except for one day where the castles
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were. Of course, there are, as you said,
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some beautiful stretches like when we
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also sailed through that UNESCO World
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Heritage Ryan Gorge that Brandy
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mentioned with around 40 castles dotted
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on rolling hills and quaint towns. Also,
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on other cruises I've done where we
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sailed through things like the UNESCO
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World Heritage Wu Valley on the Danube
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Pass Castles, Malcabi and picturesque
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towns. However, on many stretches of the
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rivers, there are factories, other
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industrial complexes, lots of barges
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carrying containers, fuel, raw
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materials, and other supplies. Also, as
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Randy mentioned, you'll often see
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campsites dotted along the way. You're
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also going to be passing through many
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locks. Personally, while locks are not
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particularly scenic, I find them
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absolutely fascinating. Although while
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most of the passengers actually came out
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to see and experience the first lock we
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went through, for the other 11 on my
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cruise, hardly anyone joined me for
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those. River cruising means being
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prepared for the constant scenery to be
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a mixture of sights, not just what the
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ads all show. I think what adds to the
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image of river cruising though being so
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scenic is that the lions make much of
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the fact that river cruise ships dock in
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the heart of the cities and the towns.
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However, once on a trip, you'll find
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that while that is often true, it's not
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every time. For example, across the
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seven nights, my Ryan River cruise did
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dock in the heart of Amsterdam, Cologne,
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Rudshime, and Mains. On the three other
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days, we docked in more remote places
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with little around other than some
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industrial buildings like in Brak
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because that's the closest spot to get
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to the beautiful Fryberg half an hour
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away and also then to the Black Forest
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which is an hour and a half away from
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there. Another day we docked at Kale, an
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industrial area that is convenient to
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get to Strasburg. While you often get to
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dock in the heart of places with the
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town, sites and things to do are close
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by, don't assume that every stop will
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be. So check the detail of any itinerary
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carefully and thinking ahead is also key
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to avoid the next issue that many people
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encounter. Without good planning, many
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quickly find that the ports can get a
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little bit repetitive rather fast. One
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of the biggest surprises I see firsttime
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river cruisers experience is how quickly
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they find the towns all start to feel
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similar and blur into one another.
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Visiting them can become repetitive.
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This is especially true on the Ryan
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where cities like Cologne, Rudashim,
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Mains, Strasburg, and Fryberg that I
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visited all have beautiful quaint
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oldtown areas. They have cobble streets,
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they always have a big cathedral, they
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have town squares, they have farmers
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markets, but they all start to feel and
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look similar. Now, whilst they're
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absolutely picturesque, they can become
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interchangeable, and it's kind of hard
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to remember which was which. That's why
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when I go on river cruises, I try to mix
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up the cruise with different types of
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excursions. So while I did some town
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walking tours in Strasburg, Cologne,
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Fryberg in Mains, I actually went on a
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tour to the Gutenberg Museum to learn
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about his invention of printing presses
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and to see the original Bibles that he
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printed in Rudy. Instead of going on the
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the town walking tour, I went on the
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cable car over the vineyards to the
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impressive Needa Vault Monument. I
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signed up to do a cycling tour another
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port to get a different experience too.
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Another thing to bear in mind is I found
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that once you've done a particular
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river, be it the Ryan, the Danube, the
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Lua, the Sain and so on, if you go
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again, it can be rather repetitive. Why
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is that? Well, because if you look at
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the itineraries, all river cruisers on a
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particular river usually stop at all of
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the same places and do all of the same
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tours because there is actually a limit
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to the places and must see sites along
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the way. So, I recommend if you have
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been on one river to always go on
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another or if you're repeating river,
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consider a themed cruise such as a
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Christmas market cruise which will have
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a very different focus in all of the
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stops. I also recommend you try and
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match a river much more closely to your
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interests. Let me give you some
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examples. If you're interested in
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shadows and wine, go on the Lir. If
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you're into history, particularly German
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history, go on the Rine. If you perhaps
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prefer bigger cities, you want to visit
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iconic capitals like Vienna, Budapest,
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Bratislava, and even Belgrade in one
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trip, go on the Danube. or perhaps you
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go on the sane to see a lot of Paris,
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French countryside, and visit the
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Normandy landing sites. The next thing
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that most people need to be warned about
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is one where while many know is a risk,
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they don't know what happens if it
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affects their cruise, and that is water
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levels. Most people these days know that
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European river cruisers can be disrupted
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by too high water where it becomes
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impossible for the ships to sail under
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some bridges and too low water for the
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ships to actually physically sail along
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the river. Now on my latest Ryan cruise,
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the water levels were low, but still
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there were enough for us to sell. But
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those on the Mosel River, those cruisers
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couldn't operate fully. The water was
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too low. I've been on several river
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cruises on the Danu Dwa and Po rivers
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near Venice that have all been disrupted
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by low water levels. The impact was
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different based on the level, but you
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should expect some or all of the
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following that I've experienced due to
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water levels. If the ship cannot reach
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the scheduled imbulcation and
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disembarkcation boards, they may change
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even at short notice. Mine months
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changed literally the day before joining
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an ammo waterways Danu cruise which also
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had to terminate in Vienna not in
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Budapest due to water levels. On both a
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Uni World Venice Per River cruise and
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across Europe Lua cruise the ships could
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only move between a few planned stops
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and so we stayed morowed in one place
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and would bust the extra distance to do
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planned excursions adding an hour to an
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hour and a half there and back for those
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excursions. What has not happened to me
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yet, but has to several friends, is
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they've changed ships during the cruise
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itself. They sailed part of their cruise
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on one ship to the point that it
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couldn't go any further. They were then
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packed up and they were moved by bus to
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another ship further down the river
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where the water again was deep enough to
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sail that stretch. It's impossible to
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know far ahead when water levels will be
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low or high because it all depends on
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the weather. So, knowing what could
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happen is really important. Another area
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I found that some people don't
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appreciate, especially those who've been
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on ocean cruising, is how laid-back,
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low-key, informal, and limited options
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there are on a river cruise. Now, the
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ships range from 100 to 200 passengers.
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The Avalon Envision, for example, that I
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was on carried 166 with 47 crew. It
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makes for a very relaxed setup because
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there's never any lines. It's fast and
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flexible. Embarcation, disembarkation.
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There's not a big range of venues on
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board, though. For example, on that
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ship, which is typical, there was just
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one large lounge with a bar, a smaller
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lounge at the rear with scenic viewing,
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one dining room offering buffet
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breakfast, buffet lunch, and a four
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course served dinner, a very small
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fitness center, and then a top deck with
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a hot tub and seating which stretched
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across the whole ship. That is it. The
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daily program of activities was light
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with it most in the evenings for
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entertainment, a visiting local band or
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some musicians, some games or a guest
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speaker. Many lines have a pianist to
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play before and after dinner. But often
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things wind down pretty early. Most
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lines have no dress code, so that also
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makes it feel very informal, too. Those
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people who like or are used to the
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choice and flexibility of bars, lounges,
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entertainment venues like casinos,
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spars, a range of dining options, they
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will find river cruising very different
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because it has none of that. River
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cruising is way less about the ship and
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more about the destination and the
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offship experience of the region itself.
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Although there is one aspect of onboard
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life that some found a big plus and
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others found a big downside. But before
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I address that, I quickly want to talk
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about how I personally remember all my
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cruises, including this recent Ryan
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River cruise. And that's by getting a
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customized map showing exactly when my
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cruise went from the cruise maps. This
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is a company founded by two friends of
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mine, naval architect Will and
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geographer Matt. Made to order using AIS
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satellite ship tracking data. It shows
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where and in this case exactly where my
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Avalon River cruise actually went. The
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cruise maps offers them as frame maps to
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hang on the wall or as I did for this
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one, an A4 map to collect with other
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cruises I've done in my cruise maps
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album. They just need the date, name of
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the river cruise ship, and starts and
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end points to make the customized river
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cruise map. To find out more and get 10%
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off any order, visit the
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That's the cruiseaps.com/tft.
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Now, back to that onboard river cruise
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line issue. And this is that socializing
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is a big part and feature of river
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cruising. With up to only 200 guests and
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usually much fewer, you get to
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recognize, interact with, and get to
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know fellow travelers really, really
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quickly. It's a small ship and you're
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going to see them at meals, share tables
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with them, be on the excursions with
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them, join and sit with them in a lounge
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for the happy hour, a next day briefing,
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perhaps hang out with them on the top
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deck during scenic sailings, and so on.
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It's a very social environment. If you
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are a gregarious, outgoing person and
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like to meet people, you are likely to
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absolutely love it. However, if you're
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introvert or want to be more anonymous,
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alone, and be under the radar, you're
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going to find that much more challenging
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on a river cruise. Also, it's important
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to understand that the main demographic
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on river cruises does tend to be a
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little bit older, 60s, '7s, and above.
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Cruise lines are trying to attract more
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younger, more families, more
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multigenerational, but that demographic
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are still the vast majority on sailings.
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Something I still see people thrown by
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is that river cruise ships dock side by
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side, sometimes three deep and very
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close. You don't normally see this in
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any of the advertising or promotional
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material. This has some big
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implications. First, if you've booked a
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cabin with a balcony or big scenic
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windows like I'd done, often when you're
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docked, you're going to be looking slap
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bang just a few feet away into a cabin
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or the side of a ship opposite you.
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Second, you may have to pass over or
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through a ship dock next to you to
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actually physically get to the shore
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side. On my most recent trip in one
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port, I had to go up the stairs on my
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ship to the top deck, walk across the
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deck of the neighboring ship, and then
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down their stairs to get to the shore
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and head out on excursions. In another,
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I was actually able to just get up and
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walk through reception area of the
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neighboring ship to get to and from my
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ship. This, of course, had some
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challenges for less mobile travelers. In
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fact, I see many people overestimate
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river cruising suitability for people
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with mobility and accessibility needs.
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As well as this issue, many river ports
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have steep gangways. The towns have
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cobbled streets. Not all the lines have
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elevators between the decks. Few have
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accessible cabins and the tours all tend
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to be walking ones. I also see many
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people considering river cruising
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shocked and surprised at just how much
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it costs. While most river cruise lines
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have inclusions in the fair, for
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example, my Avalon fair of course
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included cabin and dining, but also
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included a choice from at least two
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excursions at every port, drinks with
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lunch, dinner, and during happy hour,
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Starlink Wi-Fi for multiple devices. The
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fair itself was really high, especially
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if you compare it to ocean cruising
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fairs where I could have gone for the
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same price on a luxury or ultra luxury
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ocean line like Oceanania, Silver Sea,
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Seaborn, Explorer Journeys for the same
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price. Avalon is a premium line, so it
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falls between the five-star luxury river
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lines like Riverside, Uni World, and
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Scenic and the three star sort of value
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lines across Europe, Tui, Grand Circle,
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and so on. And it's definitely
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comparable to other four-star premium
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lines like Viking, Emerald, and
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Waterways. A deluxe cabin on the lowest
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deck, which is 3/4 beneath the water
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line, costs per cabin for two people
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a night. A panorama suite, the main type
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of cabin, which on deck 2 and three with
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wall to-all windows, is from $1,600
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a night, while a royal suite is around
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$2,100 a night for a cabin for two.
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River cruising is pretty expensive
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particularly then I had to add the cost
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of getting there transfers and
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gratuitities to that fair. I've compared
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river versus ocean cruising a few times
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and because many people wonder what a
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river cruise does better and worse than
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ocean cruising I talk about it over in
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this video. So join me over there and
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find out what those things are. See you