In the latest episode of Forbidden Lore, Gareth Morgan explores the wild career of Drew McIntyre
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Okay, it is time for another edition of your new favourite What Culture Wrestling series, my friends
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And this time we are cutting into the forbidden lore of a certain Scottish warrior
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slash legendary Twitter hater, slash chosen one whose rise to the tippy top of the industry
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along with being one full of twists and turns, exposed a rather awkward truth about WWE
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So I am Gareth, this is WhatCultureWrestling, and here is the forbidden lore of WWE's Drew McIntyre
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Drew McIntyre enjoyed a dream-started life in WWE. That is, he would have, had he not re-debuted on the main roster in August 2009
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Now, you would think a man personally endorsed by Mr. McMahon as a future world champion
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who went by the nickname of, you know, The Chosen One, would have a very significant role to play by that same time in 2010, right
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Well, it did not happen. After a promising early run in which he became the Intercontinental Champion
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and was booked to torment the endearing SmackDown general manager, Teddy Long, book him in a tag match against The Undertaker, damn it
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He was partnered with fellow midcard also-ran, Cody Rhodes, to give him something to do
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I wonder what ever happened to that guy. Drew had won two titles in under a year
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He and Cody captured the WWE tag team titles. But this was a time when WWE thought that the belt would make the man
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And as we know, that's not always the case. The increasingly meaningless straps were wrapped around any old promising developmental prospect
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in an attempt to fool the audience that WWE could still make stars
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Then when they invariably failed to make stars of those wrestlers, they were quickly and mercilessly relegated
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Drew's baffling Wikipedia and cage match pages read like a series of disjointed answers to impossible trivia questions, really
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It's a grim and yet somehow accurate reflection of the half-hearted, haphazard and chaotic way in which Vince McMahon barely ran WWE during that time
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One day you were the chosen one, the next you were just some geek dreading your release
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Drew's career trajectory, while completely pointless, was typical of this stop-start 50-50 era
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Across April and May 2011, he was trading wins with Chris Masters on SmackDown and Superstars
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Generic in-house matches with absolutely no meaning at all. McIntyre was doomed, and a year later, he had joined music-themed comedy jobber outfit 3MB
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It was often said that WWE got more wrestlers over by accident than design as the 2000s morphed into the 2010s
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The company was both impressively incompetent and deliberately hostile all at once
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They could not and would not create new stars. No, no way, damn it
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Yeah, wonderful. Daniel Bryan is the most infamous example of this demented trend
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WWE actively resented the idea that he could be the face of the company
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Like CM Punk, before him, WWE only wanted to push him to a certain level
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A level he only reached by effectively ignoring WWE's direction and getting over on his own
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This was true of McIntyre too, though it would take a while for that to, you know, take hold
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He invented his claymore finish by accident, not design. When the 3MB member was clad in his 1980s style rockstar leather trousers He attempted a big boot and the trousers were so tight that he had to kick up his other leg just to get him off the ground Sensing that there was yeah probably something to it
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he developed both the flying aspect and crowd interaction element over the subsequent years
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It was a cool move, yes, but his rock and roll fantasy camp gimmick
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lacked the obnoxious charm of even WCW's three-count stable. Remember them? Nope, if you don't, well, here's an image on screen
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you are not getting that out of your brain anytime soon. Drew's problem is that he also did not resemble nor work like
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the popular internet darling of the day. WWE fans got behind Daniel Bryan and CM Punk and to a lesser extent even Dolph Ziggler
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because in a time before work rate inflation, they offered a refreshing, exhilarating contrast to the methodical power-based WWE style
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and larger, slower main eventers. McIntyre, both in gimmick and wrestling style
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was, well, not remotely cool, like me. In the ring, he was good, not great
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Not that he received many opportunities to prove people wrong, though. He was neither nothing nor something
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Tall, but not really imposing. Not slow, but not tremendously exciting either
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He sensed this, too, when he was inevitably released from his WWE contract on June 12th, 2014
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he set about transforming himself physically. The process would take time. When he debuted for TNA Wrestling in February 2015
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he didn't look like a man reborn. He was a typical ex-WB guy in that he looked bigger in a different ring
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but only relatively. He was still pale and lacking in definition, but things were happening already
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As Drew Galloway, the rebuild almost happened in plain sight. The problem that faced him in WWE was a familiar foe on the independent scene
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Now, he was cooler than he was, almost by default, but he wasn't the man generating the most buzz beyond WWE
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like CM Punk in 2005 or Bryan Danielson a year later. Who was more interesting in 2016, okay
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An earnestly improved Drew McIntyre or Kenny Omega? You know, the Kenny Omega that was the warp speed big match genius
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who had the retro cool 80s bad guy look. Yeah, it's a bit of an easy one, that, isn't it
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Alright, before we get any further into this video, I've got a quick question for you that I want your answer in the comments below
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What is your favourite Drew McIntyre moment from his time away from WWE
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As quiet as this transformation was, it was equally astute. As the aforementioned Omega and the Young Bucks embarked on grandiose experiments
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to change the wrestling world, with some fans mocking the conflicted melodrama and cutesy snark of it all
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Drew Galloway, realising where he ultimately belonged, fine-tuned his act to WWE's exact specifications
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He knew what he couldn't do. He instead focused with an incredible level of motivation
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on adding literal and figurative muscle to what he could do. Drew presented himself as a manly, blunt force in an era of stylistic flamboyance
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He stood out as a result. He was not the guy to set about wrestling the match of the year or anything like that
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He just wanted to chop, punch and recklessly throw those guys all around the ring
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And this was literally the case in a killer match against Will Ospreay at WCPW Exit Wounds on March 6th, 2017
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If you haven't watched it already, go and do yourself a favour. In the two years between his Impact Wrestling debut and this match the transformation was all but complete Drew resembled a completely different person here I mean perhaps a bloke is the better word here A completely different bloke
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It might not seem like much, but Drew's decision to grow his body hair in was also very clever
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In WWE, he looked like a handsome, clean-cut man who happened to come from Scotland
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On the rejuvenated Brit rest scene, he looked like a Scotsman. A hairy, grizzled, big, hulking that you could picture in the roughest pub or even on some mythical battlefield
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Probably wielding an axe or something. Or even a sword. Yeah? He was also twice the size, it looked like
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He looked incredible. Massive enough to walk back into a top spot in WWE
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But also more badass and rugged than the dreaded company prototype. And Galloway's choice of music was simple to a knuckle-headed extent
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Where the sting of an entrance theme is a jolt of adrenaline to energize a crowd
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Galloway opted for the most direct route possible. He wanted to convey that he could do things now that he could not do in that lame old WWE
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and he wanted to present himself as an aggressive hard man. He accomplished that with a song in which the F word was screamed after a heavy, pacy guitar riff
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Yep, it was stupid, but it was awesome. It was a great soundtrack to his crunching, super credible ring work
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While the key New Japan Pro Wrestling matches of the era dominated Match of the Year lists
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Galloway's reputation soared in certain circles put off by the epic aspirations of New Japan Pro Wrestling and NXT
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In 2016, a full year before Braun Strowman tilted the paradigm into the direction of mate
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Galloway and Bobby Lashley clashed like damn titans at TNA Slammiversary. Elsewhere, the unappealing-looking Evolve was never the coolest promotion on the planet
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and the best matches were never hyped to any great level, accordingly
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But Drew's sick war with Roderick Strong in September 2014 was the first premonition of his glorious future
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The second was an exceptional styles clash against Johnny Gargano at the WWN Live Super Show on March 28th, 2015
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Drew also returned home during his years away from WWE to insane championship wrestling
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which, alongside progress, was at the forefront of the UK Graps boom
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There, in an excellent bit of matchmaking, Drew was the violent, serious, invincible major star antagonist
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for the pudgy, lovable, cult hero underdog that was Grado. In front of 4,000 fans, Drew did the J-O-B
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And this was the peak of the promotion. Drew was already on his way as a worker
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The ICW fans received the casting of Drew so seriously was the first indication that he could become a bona fide star
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Just shy of a decade later, amid a boom of its own, Drew feuded with CM Punk in one of the best programs in the modern history of WWE
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Drew was never more overt as Punk's trolling tormentor. Drew's intense pleasure of Punk's suffering was magnificent
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He'll work in an era so lacking in it. Drew's use of Twitter was also excellent
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Now, while it did help that he had so little competition, you know, many wrestlers had already left the toxic, pointless platform
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Drew still had to be good at it, otherwise he'd be accused of just being a team-oo Becky Lynch
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Drew was very good at it. posting a photo of himself alongside Punk's real-life rival Jack Perry was a hilarious and
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incredibly bold touch And in an ironic twist on that Punk feud Galloway actually was once injured by a Future Shock DDT in a WCPW match with Joseph Connors I don think Connors prayed for it and it happened though I not sure
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Drew made his return to WWE on April 1st, 2017, when he was spotted sitting in the front row at
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NXT TakeOver Orlando. In his return match, he defeated Oney Lorcan on the April 12th edition
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of the network show, and it was infinitely better than anything that he'd ever done in his previous
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stint. To ultra-cult fans of a certain disposition, it was better than most everything else that WWE
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promoted that year. It was a ridiculously hard-hitting sprint wrestled with a deranged urgency
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in which Lawken was lucky to still have nipples after one particularly savage McIntyre chop
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A great introductory match makes the winner look like the damn business. But this was something
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even better than that. Lawken was not a small boy by any means. The spot in which McIntyre caught
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his flying crossbody and then smashed him back first against the apron, it just absolutely rocked
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Even better was Drew's celebration here. Taking time to put his new personality across, he relished
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the idea of inflicting pro-wrestling violence. Drew soon went through the obligatory chapter of
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being NXT champion. It's just what they did at this point. They signed somebody big from the
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independent scene. They had him beat a few people. They won the belt. It just happened. He was then
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promoted to the main roster after being put on the injury list with a biceps injury. This
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run wasn't amazing. Very little in 2018, one of the worst years ever was to be honest. But Drew
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was propelled to the WWE title picture after strange, unproductive associations with Dolph
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Ziggler and Shane McMahon. Remember that? The late 2019 babyface turn was a bit sudden, but
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it didn't really matter. Drew revealed the witty, gregarious side of his personality to win the fans
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over just as quickly. And while his 3, 2, 1 crowd interaction ahead of the Claymore kick was almost
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offensively simple, the most effective tricks in wrestling often are, aren't they? Drew's
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reinvention was bloody awesome. Now you could argue that WWE almost did too accurate a job of
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telling that story. In an attempt to solidify his bond with the audience, Drew frequently talked
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about how hard he had worked during his hiatus from WWE in the mid-2010s. Many weeks on Raw
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Drew would just openly talk about how he could only really reach the current level that he was at
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outside of the WWE system. Simply put, he had to go away to get good. This isn't so much forbidden
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lore about McIntyre himself, but rather the company that utilised his services as an independent
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contractor. What's strange here is that WWE said the quiet part loudly. At the exact same time as
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they recruited collegiate athletes with zero pro wrestling experience, they told the entire world
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that to actually make it in WWE, you had to leave WWE and gain experience elsewhere
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In a pandemic era of garbage monsters, ninjas, and underground fighting rings
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this right here was amongst the most questionable things that WWE did
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WWE being counterproductive to one's own career was canon. As crazy as it was for WWE to admit it, it was damn true as a certain Olympian would say
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McIntyre does not get over without undergoing his early humiliation ritual, folks
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And if nothing else, it has helped fuel his excellent, bitter heel persona
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that we get to enjoy on screen today. Now carry on your WhatCultureWrestling YouTube journey
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