Weirdly Specific Predictions #shorts

Here are three weirdly specific predictions for this weekend's Premier League action

The best Premier League story of 2026 so far was Anthony Gordon finally cutting his hair

I'm not against a man bun, but this was not a good one. Dominic Sobberslays, however, wow

The cameras repeatedly catch Gordon admiring the Hungarians' locks throughout the first half of Liverpool vs Newcastle

with the winger even squaring up to Sobberslays at one point to ask how long the awkward growing his hair out phase lasted for him

and whether it's worth doing it during the summer rather than during the season

Gordon comes out for the second half sporting a pathetic attempt at a return for his own man bun

gets audibly laughed at by Arnest Slott, that's rich mate, and ends up getting booked for a lash out off the ball on Van Dijk for the second time this season

He rocks up to the Etihad on Wednesday with a buzz cut. Shame. Hi there, this is Current Day Oli editing this video

The next prediction was going to be that Jean-Philippe Metteta was going to score for Nottingham Forest against Palace

whether he was playing for Palace or Nottingham Forest he going to be playing for neither of them because he rejected us both This is now the Jean Mateta doesn want to play for us derby not the European one So instead Brennan Johnson is scoring his first goal for Palace against Nottingham Forest

the team where he started his career. He is sliding in at the back post on the right hand side

at the Forest end. He's going to get up, not put his hand up, just look directly down

spit on the floor, get crowded by his teammates and then turn to the Forest fans and clap

Thanks. Spurs are beating Man City. I told myself I wouldn't predict teams to win or lose anymore

starting this weekend, but come on. This is Tottenham we're talking about

They're on a dire run of form. City are hunting down their rival's arsenal in the title race

but their record against City is nonsensically good, as is Thomas Franks

It's the most nailed-on 2-1 win ever, with Conor Gallagher forcing a late City mistake

and tapping into an empty net, turning to the corner flag, ready to go mental over a huge win just to see the utter disgust in Tottenham's fans' eyes

What have you done, Conor? There are no winners here