Think you know how the Premier League games will go? We take it a step further with weirdly specific predictions about player hairstyles, goal celebrations, and unexpected match-winners. Join us for a unique take on football forecasting.
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Here are three weirdly specific predictions for this weekend's Premier League action
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The best Premier League story of 2026 so far was Anthony Gordon finally cutting his hair
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I'm not against a man bun, but this was not a good one. Dominic Sobberslays, however, wow
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The cameras repeatedly catch Gordon admiring the Hungarians' locks throughout the first half of Liverpool vs Newcastle
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with the winger even squaring up to Sobberslays at one point to ask how long the awkward growing his hair out phase lasted for him
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and whether it's worth doing it during the summer rather than during the season
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Gordon comes out for the second half sporting a pathetic attempt at a return for his own man bun
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gets audibly laughed at by Arnest Slott, that's rich mate, and ends up getting booked for a lash out off the ball on Van Dijk for the second time this season
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He rocks up to the Etihad on Wednesday with a buzz cut. Shame. Hi there, this is Current Day Oli editing this video
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The next prediction was going to be that Jean-Philippe Metteta was going to score for Nottingham Forest against Palace
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whether he was playing for Palace or Nottingham Forest he going to be playing for neither of them because he rejected us both This is now the Jean Mateta doesn want to play for us derby not the European one So instead Brennan Johnson is scoring his first goal for Palace against Nottingham Forest
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the team where he started his career. He is sliding in at the back post on the right hand side
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at the Forest end. He's going to get up, not put his hand up, just look directly down
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spit on the floor, get crowded by his teammates and then turn to the Forest fans and clap
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Thanks. Spurs are beating Man City. I told myself I wouldn't predict teams to win or lose anymore
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starting this weekend, but come on. This is Tottenham we're talking about
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They're on a dire run of form. City are hunting down their rival's arsenal in the title race
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but their record against City is nonsensically good, as is Thomas Franks
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It's the most nailed-on 2-1 win ever, with Conor Gallagher forcing a late City mistake
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and tapping into an empty net, turning to the corner flag, ready to go mental over a huge win just to see the utter disgust in Tottenham's fans' eyes
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What have you done, Conor? There are no winners here
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