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Here are three weirdly specific predictions for this weekend's Premier League action
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Let's rip the band-aid off. Newcastle are beating Crystal Palace to nil. Do I want this to happen
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No, of course not. But it's the most guaranteed L of Palace's season every season
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Put the 2-0 in the bag, bro. There are some games that make you go, yeah, they're winning the league if a certain title contender wins it
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Bournemouth away for Arsenal in a 5.30 kickoff in January is just that
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And let's back them to do it. Vicky Ocres is bagging and Arsenal are winning 2-0
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Big. Man City versus Chelsea to close out the weekend is just fantastic, to be honest
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Thank you, footballing gods. Cole Palmer is yet to truly make an impact at the Etihad as an away player
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And I think today is the day. We see a Club World Cup-esque performance from the Blues
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Offensively, anyway. Haaland exists. 2-2
