Soccercito - Red Card - 17SEP2025

I'm gonna be forced to give you a read

Yeah, we need to research that. I mean, no one named Kansas has ever scored for Argentina

He doesn't have a face, no name. All right, welcome back to Soccercito. Today we're playing PS

Name a player that fits the category, or at least be a good liar

Two points for category one. Let's go. Let's do it. Goal scores for Brazil

R9. Neymar. Ronaldinho. Casimiro. Vinicius. Marchinelli. Fred. Hmm. Hmm. Gabriel Jesus Maicon

David Luiz What a name Rivaldo Lucas Paqueta Firmino Marcelo Roberto Carlos Martinelli

I don't know I already said it And I even said it Martinelli

He said it in your native language The different name Martinelli Martinelli

Ryan Martinelli Dang it How did I fold that I didn't hear Martinelli

Damn you Argentinian now I would have got all day. Rodrigo. Five, four, three, two

I'm saying bull****. Yeah! Let's go! He describes himself. Yeah, he definitely scored

He definitely scored. Wow, that was so much shorter than what it should have been

We fumbled. In the comments right now, let us know some BS call-outs that we may have missed

They don't have enough characters on the YouTube comment section for that. Round one, category two, goal scorers for the United States

And you also lose a point for getting called out. I folded. I folded

Clint Dempsey. Deuce. Landon Donovan. Yep, he scored. The next Ronaldo Messi, Christian Pulisic

The LeBron James of soccer. I'm going to go with Kobe Jones

I'm going to go with Brian McBride. I'm going to go with Michael Bradley

Ooh, yeah. He scored at Azteca, which is good. I'll go with Charlie Davies

Tyler Adams. McKinney. Falarin Balogun Brendan Aronson Hold on give me a second

You've been watching US soccer Give me a second Remember what country you live in my guy

Cause I'm gonna be like Bye Five Four Three Two Tim Howard definitely scored one goal No Bullshit

Search it up Search it up He scored for Everton Nope he searched it

They went to a penalty shootout And they went all the way And that don't even count

Search it up I'm a cold All right I said, Howard definitely scored one goal

Nah, he never scored. I suck at this game. Damn. You dusty

They gave you Brazil first. You would think you would have done better. It's like Benzema all over again

You asked, does he rhyme with eczema? And we said yes. Ricardo Pepe

Chris Richards. Everybody, Calmate. I'm going to go with Zendejas. I'm going to go with Josh Sargent

Wow. The ball's on you. Everybody watch Cooligan's what he said. Alexi Lalas Ooh Ooh Okay Four

John Harkes Three Ooh, okay Eric Winalda I think they both scored with the same lady

Walker Zimmerman Okay Tanner Tessman Eunice Moussa Nah, I call bull Nah, son

You don't know ball, bro You don't know ball You have to sit on his lap after this

Oh, come on One goal He said scored There was an S

So it's plural. It's more than one goal. Tell him, man. You suckers. You ain't doing nothing

Tell him. You've been saying it. He's going to say Benzema, bro. Let's go to the next round

Round one, category three. Goal scores for Manchester United. Looking at you, buddy

Come on. Now we're good. Now we're good. The one and only Wayne Rooney. Okay. Cristiano Ronaldo

George Best. Damn. You know? That answer came to you in black and white

Yo. It came in Sanskrit, basically. I just saw that answer on VHS

Microfiche. Casemiro. Emblemo. Marcus Rashford. Harry Maguire. David Sancho. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

You got to say it that way, too. Gary Neville. Damn. Yejitos. Fred

Did anyone say Post-Kolls yet? No, nobody said Post-Kolls. Good, because I just did. How about that

Wow. Brave. Bold of you. Phil Neville. Patrice Evra. The Nevels. The dude

The Nevels are off the board. Yeah. You said Patrice Evra? Yeah

I'm going to go Roy Keane. Ah. Luke Shaw. Damn. Martial. Robin Van Persie

Lysander Martinez. Kind of a game we're playing. Yeah. Yeah. No one said Bruno Fernandez yet

No, no one said. You just did, though. How about that? You can hold him. In fact, nobody wants him

How about that? Other than Saudi. Everybody wants him. Everybody wants him. Jesse Lingard. Ooh

Oh, Millie Rock. What was his thing? He is South Korea right now

A striker. I'm going to go with the legend, the one and only Romelu Lukaku

Damn. Paul Pogba. Damn, that was my go. I'm going to go with another turncoat

How about this? Double it up. Alexi Sanchez. You got my name, dog. And you did that to me

Wow, disrespectful. I'm going to go with Rio Ferdinand. I'm going to go with Hannibal

Just watched that goal yesterday. Red card? No, I'm joking. I didn't say it

The hand went up. I didn't say it. The hand went up. V-A-O there. V-A-O there

Yes! Boom! Yes! Get him out of here. I hate Manchester United

There's no way I'm winning this. Rashford Portland. Nice shout. Lenny Yodo

Call it. Call it. Call it. I feel like I have to Is he scoring He probably has Boom Wow Boom Shout out to L Yodo What the next category People related to Maddie FC

I mean, this is, yeah, you won this. Congrats. Okay. Bang! I got further than I expected

That was good. Okay, okay. Just like prom. Look at you. Round one, category four

Goal scores for Everton. Let's go! Wow. I'll be out pretty soon

The Christian. I'll be out pretty soon. Lukaku. Damn, they wouldn't take mine now

James Rodriguez. I don't know if he's already cooked. Fellaini. All names you've already said

That's pretty interesting. Pozorski. Excuse me? How do you say that? Tarkovsky

I was about to say Gazontai. Yeah, that was actually... I think that's Mike. Wayne Rooney

Take me out. I don't want to play this one. You're out? I'm out. I'm out. Okay. Samuel Eto'o

I forgot about that one, actually. You didn't know that. Of course you didn't know about that. Anthony Gordon. 60, 59

How you watch this team, dog? Richarlison. Oh, wow. Okay. Bro, from the dome

Theo Walcott. Yeah. Oh, damn. My boy. A lot of these players, I forget, they just play for Everton, bro

Bro. Dude, Carlo Ancelotti managed there. Bro. Adam Oluwukman. Yeah. Good call

Wow. Phil Neville. Phil Neville. From the logo. Three, two. Wayne Rooney

I know you said that. Damn. Damn. He almost caught you, though

Yeah, I was getting... The last one I was going to say was Seamus Coleman. You know, the problem is that we don't really go over championship teams

So, you know what I mean? It's just so difficult. Interesting. They've literally never been relegated

I know. They've never been relegated. Round one, category five. Thank God this is Arsenal Gold Scores

I'll go first. Giroud. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang. Yeah. Saka. Uh-huh. Odegaard Gabriel Jesus Martinelli Jokerez

Gabriel Magalich Saliba Ian Wright Theo Walker Partey Thierry Henry Giberto Silva

You gonna call that? No, because maybe on a corner or something that I missed

Smith Rowe Dennis Bergkamp Miles Lewis Skelly Sterling Tony Adams Rob Holden

Bro, I just got chills on my side Zanchenko Freddie Bloomberg Hector Bellerin

Wait, wait, wait, wait I got No, no, no, no, no Come on, come on. Havertz, Havertz, Havertz

Reyes. Patrick Vieira. Alexis Sanchez. Urian Timber. Koscielny. Giroud. Bro. No way, bro

Come on. I have short-term memory loss. This game is not fair. That's not short-term memory, though

He played a long time. All right, do I get a freebie? No. Jack Wilshire

Damn it, dude. Is it Nacho Monreal? Damn, what a pull. Andre Arshavet

Robert Perez. Laurent. Three. Two One No way Oh my god I could've kept going low key Ah

Alright round one is over They're tied for first at one point

And where are you? I'm last I'm last with negative two But I'm a second half player anyways

And we're going to the second round This is called Messi and Ronaldo Category one

Players who have wore the number 10 shirt Messi Wow okay Where did you get that name from

Maradona Mbappe. Why is that the one that you chose? I was literally in my head

Marcus Rashford. Bakaio Saka? I'm really bad with Saka. I don't think Bakaio Saka

I'm really bad with Saka. You put your hand up? You put your hand up? I'm really bad with Saka

Let's go! Bakaio Saka's crazy. That's a wild guess. Eberiche Eze. Neymar

Three, two. Zidane? Yeah, you're good. Cole Palmer. Has Everton ever had a team

Why am I blanking on that? Michael Lise. You said what? I'll do it for you, bro

Don't worry about it. Michael Lise. He never wore 10. We can fact check that. Get out of here, kid

Get out of here. Look at us. We're all zero. Let's go. I took you out

I took you out so that I wouldn't be in last place. Who would have thought? Category 2, players that have worn the number 7 shirt

Got one in mind here. Buka Osaka. Okay. I got another one in mind

Cristiano Ronaldo. I got another one in mind. Members of Pi. Christian Pulisic

I'm really bad at this. No! Christian Pulisic never wore 7 in his life

You don't know that, bro. He wore 10. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe a Dorman

No. He's never been even close to that number. I'm so bad at it

Three. Two. Is it 7 now? Is it what? Rodrigo? Mason Mount

Oh. That's who I was thinking of. Tati Castellanos. One time. Vinny Jr

I'm going to do a nana. Woo! Amadou Onana. Okay. I thought you said Amadou Onana

That's what I heard. No, I did not say that. Okay. James Milner. James Milner then

Let's go! How is he winning? Category three. Players that have scored a free kick goal

The one and only Beckham Rice. David Beckham. You're not allowed to take my players

Unfortunately Soberslide Lionel Messi Cristiano Ronaldo Martin Odegaard Leighton Baines Bruno Fernandes Why are you guys so fast though

What's the point of all this? Roberto Carlos. Santi Rodriguez. Jornillo. Ronaldinho

Big Luis. You, come on! You scored in the World Cup! I don't remember this

World Cup versus Colombia. Iconic. I need coffee, bro. It's literally one of the greatest highlights

I think Damien Luiz? Yeah Against Colombia And Julius I don't remember this at all

Bushy hair runs to the corner Kicks the flag Steven Gerrard Memphis Depay Rashford

George Pesce Grimaldo Hurricane Salah Salah has Does he even take free kicks

I don't think Salah Salah has one free kick goal that I remember

He has to have a free kick goal I'm going to That I remember, he does, right

That Uganda game. Yeah, yeah. That Uganda game. What a finish. Yeah

Oh, I remember like it was yesterday. Mohamed Salva's Uganda. It was top one

I remember you. I remember you yelled, Uganda scored this, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow

One of my favorite games in history. I gotta be honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, of course. Yeah. You watch the replay

Give me the dub. Give me the dub. Unbelievable. We're moving into

Goal scorers for Argentina I don't know if you guys heard of him before

Leo Messi? Yeah I have heard of him Imagine Oh yeah what about

Lautaro Martinez Leandro Paredes Di Maria Luis Andro Martinez Argentina Yeah yeah that's the country we're talking

That's the category It's right next to Brazil Wow Lisandro Martinez scoring for Argentina

I'm going to get out early then. Boom. I'm calling it. Let's go. Damn it. Get out of here

How about that? Carry on. One goal. Wait, Salah. You got that

Get out of my face. Don't you remember? You must have been re-watching the highlights. Egypt, Uganda

Argentina game. That's what happened, bro. I think it was on at the same time, actually

Yeah, sure. 100%. Rodrigo DePaul. Maradona. Yeah. I think so. Yeah. I think so

Does it count if it's your hand? Shout out to Amon I'm with you on that one

I'm going to go with Garnacho Diego Simóni I'm going to go with Sanchez Sanchez

Can you be a little bit more We're keeping it right there Sanchez

I'm saying Somebody needs Sanchez To score in the country To give you a raise

Yeah, we did a research on that. I mean, no one named Sanchez has ever scored for Argentina. I cannot

He doesn't even have a face. No name. I've got a face

He white. Has anybody white? He got black and brown hair. Has anybody named Sanchez ever played for Argentina

Yeah. In history, no Sanchez has ever scored for Argentina. No Sanchez, bro

I'm calling bulls**t. Respect. Let's go. I'm back in this. This is not fair, yo

He didn't know Mohamed Salah scored. I did. But that's the game. He lied

I was at the game. I didn't lie. I told the truth. A mother named Sanchez scored for Argentina

Sure. Yeah, we need a little bit more than that. I get it. You said Maradona. It was the same era

I can't believe the Sanchez Martinez scored a goal, bro. That isn't just one goal. You remember that one

I can't be. I do remember the goal. I can't believe he scored for Manchester United. Does that feel good

No. Wow. All right. Round two. Category five. Goal scores for Portugal

I'm going to go CR7. I'm going to go Nani. Figu. Renato Sanchez

RIP. Diogo Jota. moment of silence. Yeah, no, that's just so you can think. He caught me

He caught me. I'm going to call Bulls on your moment of silence

That was top 10 respect moments. You didn't ruin it. Eusebio. All right, yeah

Eusebio did. Ruben Amorim. Oh, boy. Go ahead, dude. Do it. Do it

He saw that one video of him in the wall acting like Bruno and now he scored. Do it

Pepe. Ricardo Carvalho. Moment of silence. Damn it, I hate it

Pavi Vida. Yeah. Vida. All right, if you're having a good time watching this, yo, hit that like button

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Already? Yeah, dog. Project Sesco, trust it. Trust it. Round three, category one

We got players that have scored at the World Cup. Points are worth double

Let's see where this goes. Who's in the lead, by the way? Oh, sadly, Matty

Okay. Christy, I don't know, though. Christian Pulisic. Timothy Weah. Messi. Wayne Rooney

Harry Kane. Neymar. Thierry Henry. Dele. Mike Conn. Mbappe. Maradona. David Luiz

You love this. Benzema. Bastion Schweinsteiger. Damn, the Cavs. Thomas Muller. Clint Pencey

Robert Lewandowski. Kaká. Ronaldinho. Jose Altidore. Mike Conn. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What? Whoa, you said it already

Bro Get out of here I have a memory of a goldfish I have a memory of a goldfish Clearly your memory is better than ours Kobe Jones Haji Wright

Eric Winalda Marcus Refford Wesley Schneider Johan Cruyff

Paul Scholl Gary Neville Go ahead if you want Out of the World Cup Yeah

Go ahead if you want. I'm going to read. Kotlin? Yeah, dog. Go ahead if you want

While he's been playing. Uh-huh. Red card. Comic Tomine. Let's go. You're lucky

I thought that was your boy, dog. Elite. Supreme. Ball knowledge. Yeah

Okay. Put it in the comments how much of a fan of my intellect and intelligence about this game

Put one ball knowledge. Just go up from the zero that y'all always post

All right. Let's go. Category two. Players who have scored at the Euros

Already said that name Bro, what is going on? Who said Giroud

He did Remember me? I sit right next to you I was saving names too

This is why Alright, two in a row That feels good I suck at this I got negative eight points

But category three People who scored at a Copa America And I will go first

And I am going to say Lionel Messi I'm going to say

James Rodriguez Neymar Alexis Sanchez Latar Martinez Firmino Arturo Vidal I'm here

Maria Martinelli. Ronaldinho. Our nine. Gabriel. This is Adriano. Roberto Carlos. I'm going to say Rodrigo

You're still not listening to him. Take a second. Just take a breather

I'm going to say Neymar. Boom. I said that. Yeah. I couldn't remember. Let's go

I need these points. So let's lock in you and me. Okay. Bye

Lissandro Martinez. Di Maria. No way. I said Di Maria already. I did

Oh, my God, bro. That's the problem. I wasn't listening to you. Remember when you said, let's lock in me and you

Let's go. What a run, a generational run. Christian Polanco is on right now

I can't believe this. You're not beating me. You're not beating me. Beat him for me. The guy who's at minus 10 points right now

You're not beating me. I'm beating myself right now, and I'm going to pause. Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy

Big pause. Not on camera. Blurring, yo. Blurring. Big pause. Blurring out

Unbelievable. Category 4, players that have scored 50-plus international goals. Let's do this

Cristiano Ronaldo. Messi. Wow, where did you guys get those games from

Diego Maradona. Pele. Neymar. Adriano. Rob Lovendowski. R9. Harry Kane. Wayne Rooney

Maria. Thierry Henry. Zidane. Modric. Olivier Giroud. Benzah. Bruno Fernandes. Bruno Fernandes

25. Let's go! Platini, Landon Donovan, Johan Kort, Vin Dempsey, Josie Alcador

Josie does not have more than 50. Let's go! That's not fair. Another one in the book

Now, you missed the score. What about all the goals in Friendly? He's getting lucky

Those count. Those do count. What about goals he scored over the water

You know what I mean? Internationally, he played for Azakmar, bro. I feel like he's getting lucky

What if we do this? For the last round, if you're the man, If you feel like how you're feeling right now, all or nothing

We put all our points. Yes. Yes. No, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah

Great idea, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Interesting. I've never said about you, I take back. This is a soccer seat of cool

I don't like this at all. Yeah, let's do it. Winner takes all. Come on, just do it for the show

Fine, fine. Do it for the people. Oh, sure. Let's go. Winner takes all, dude. Let's go

Let's go. Watch me win this, dude. That's going to be a good one. Okay, I just got noticed. The last object, players with 100-plus international caps

There's a guy named Leo Messi. He's been coming up a lot. Yeah. I heard his name before, and when I hear his name

it makes me think of Cristiano Ronaldo. Thomas Miller. Di Maria. Pelé

Robert Lewandowski. Neymar. Luis Suarez. Thierry Henry. Diego Forlan. Do you want me to be honest with you

I think he has. That's my honesty. You can't say, do you want me to be honest with you

I think he has. That's right. You want a fact? I believe I'm right

You can see where I'm coming from Like yes, maybe But not No way he hasn't

But call it, do it No, I'm not going to do that I'm going to say I'm going to say

Lynn Donovan Say Glenn Dempsey I'm going to say Lewandowski Yeah, I already said Lewandowski

This is going to be ridiculous So you out Bro, you are so You out I don't pay attention to the last person

That's the problem Oh my gosh That's literally the whole game All or nothing

My man got Zilch, zero. Next time I'm giving a donation board with all the names

we put them down because I can't play this. I can't do this. I'm going to say Platini

Zidane. Zirouk. Christian Pulisic. I'm going to say Tim Ream. Beyond insanely

No, no. Not even close. I think I know that. Not even for real

If it's more than 20, I'd be shocked. Oh, wow. I didn't realize it was that many

I knew it was a lot. All right. You know what? I respect you because you went all in and you still won

I'm going to do this. Let's go. Congratulations. finally some success yeah you're lucky i have the memory of a goldfish