Soccercito - Keep 3 Cut 4

Jose Altador

Jose. Do all the names in Brazilian. You wouldn't even know him if he was Portuguese

Jose Altagordino. Welcome back to Soccercito. Today we're playing keep three and cut four

Let's not make any big mistakes. Round one, Brazilian attackers. These two are working together and they can't cut anyone too soon

Name number one. Pele. That's a keep. Keep. It's always time to keep

That's a keep. Yep. Okay. Numbers debate there. Number two. Romario. I'm going to cut because there's so many better options

So many better is crazy to say, but I got what you're saying. Yeah, cut. I agree with that

All right. Number three, Neymar. Keep. Keep. Keep. All right. Yeah. Okay

We only have one spot. How many names we have left? Four more names. Okay. There's one more name they're looking for

Is it Martinelli? Anyway. No, Anthony. Anthony. Are we going to kick a player with a tornizio

Go, go, go. Throw him off the pitch. Get up. I actually, side note, there was nothing wrong with what he did

There's nothing wrong. I mean, he shouldn't have done it, but it wasn't. If he wasn't injured, nobody would bat an eye

Right, right, right. Zico. Flamingo legend. Legend of the game. But it's not the name

There's a higher level. It's a higher level. Look, these are all high levels. He's very high, but there's one more. These are all very high, but there are higher levels

so we're cutting Zico. Okay, so you've cut Romario and Zico. Next name, R9

A phenomenal. That feels like a lock. That's the name. Why? There's going to be other names

I'm going to be like, oof. But in my opinion, you have the number one best goal, highest goal scorer for Brazil, Neymar

So he's there. He has to be there. People say he's arguably the best Brazilian player of all, second Brazilian player of

all time. First, Pelé. Everyone says it. Literally. Then when people say the best striker of all time, the definition of a striker, people

say Arnay. His name is Phenomenal. Phenomenal. So I think that was my three from the beginning

Is there anyone else, and you being a Brazilian is why I'm asking, is there anyone else that

you think could creep in above Arnay? People will argue Ronaldinho. People will argue Ronaldinho

People will argue maybe even... We said Romario. Yeah. People will say Rivaldo too

Yeah. Rivaldo. So I think that's the last two names. Ronaldinho and Rivaldo. Let's see

I'll say Ronaldinho. His R9's peak lasted longer than Ronaldinho's. Yeah. So you can make an argument for R9 being in there over Ronaldinho

I just think he's the best. Ronaldinho's vibes, by the way. One of my favorite players of all time. Okay. Okay. So you have kept Pelé, Neymar, and R9 in phenomenal

And you have cut already Romario and Zico. Great players. Let me hear the last two names

And the other two names that you have cut out of Brazilian attackers are

Rivaldo and Ronaldinho. The two names. I said it. I'll take that now

There you go. I'm happy with the left. Me too. Round two, U.S. Men's National Team Attackers

Let's make sure they don't cut anybody too short. The first name here

Ooh. Jose Altador. Jose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it. Jose. Josie, Josie, Josie

I was still stuck in the Brazilian Portuguese. Josie, Josie. Now, do all the names in Brazilian

You wouldn't even know him if he was Portuguese. I actually have a picture with him on TST this past year

Oh, nice. Yes, I do. Great player. There's a higher level. There's a higher level within the U.S

So I'm going to go with cut, right? We're keeping three and cutting four. Josie's probably going to be cut because I already have the three in my head

Yeah, same. Josie is cut. Josie is cut. Jose Aldogradinho. Yeah, it's cut

The LeBron James of soccer. Christian Pulisic. He's in. You got to keep him

Christian Pulisic. Well-deserved. Yeah. Okay. All right. Fuller. I was going to say for long

Fuller in Bolugan. No, no, no. Let me redo this. Fuller in Boligan

How do you say Boligan Is it Boligan Please keep all these things Boligan Boler in Boligan Cut for now I think he will be on the list You know what I going to be honest I don think he will be on the list

Ever? Okay. Argument for a different time. But we're both agree on. Is he on the list right now

He's not on the list right now. He's not on the list right now. Cut. Flogan Balogun. You are out

I'm so sorry. Balogun is gone. Swedish hero. The Swedish candy company

so only polisage so far in the keeps yeah and we're three names in four more to go next one

we got we gotta keep lint dempsey in in yeah without a doubt yeah that's easy deuce yeah

deuce and he's the second one in is crazy not there's only really one name left i'm i'm interested

i'm actually interested in who else is there that could i mean baligan was there it might be peppy

Yeah. Okay, we'll see. Maybe some newer names. All right. Gio Reyna

Great player, and I also think he will be on the list in the future. Not right now

I also do not think he's going to be on the list in the future, but that's not a mistake. I guess I'm just a better American, but for right now, I think we both agreed not on the list

We got two names left. One of these got to get on the list. One of these got to get out

Gyasi Zardes. Gyasi Zardes. Gyasi Zardes. Gyasi? This is how you learn, right

Yeah. Why is it not Gyasi? Gyasi. I know the last name

Giasi Zardes. Okay, I love he has a little accent. Made in French

Zardes. Wait, how do you say it? Zardes. Zardes. He's American. Giasi Zardes

Giasi Zardes. Uh-huh. All right, partner. You're off the list. I don't care who's next

Contributed a lot, but I'm going to assume that... I'm going to be honest

This list would be incoherent if the next name is not the name we know it should be

I will say this. I don't care what the next name is. You might care what the next name is

No, I don't because I promise you, G.S. Zard is not getting on my list. G.S. He gets a lot of hate, but he's scored important goals

He's done his thing. I think he's a great guy. I think he's a great player. I hope

And I think he's had a great career. You're not getting on my list. I'm so sorry. But no, he is kind of

I really don't care. I literally don't care what the next name is. I mean before you even say it, the next name has to be Landon Donovan

It might not. And if it's not, this list is broken. You have kept Polisic and kept Dempsey

The people you have removed is Altidore, Balogun, Rayna, and Zardes. Sorry, Zardes

No, don't apologize. You got it, bro. Zardes. Last name. Josh Sargent

What? I hate the producers. I cannot believe you would humiliate us like this

Round three, these guys are playing together. Liverpool attackers. The Everton fan and the Maynard fan

Here we go. First one, Fernando Torres. Well, first of all, I'm scared that I'm going to forget

some of these Liverpool players' names. But I'm thinking... I will say them out loud

I might have to say... I mean, who are the names? The first that comes to mind is obviously Luis Suarez

Luis Suarez, Mohamed Salah. And Fernando Torres, valid. Is there somebody else that was more important than Fernando Torres in the attack

I would maybe even argue Sadio Mane was more important than Fernando Torres. Ooh, a niño

How about Dario Nunez? Nah, right. I mean, Torres had a, I don't know, a decent spell at Chelsea

Speaking out loud, I want a spot for Suarez and Salah. Yeah, so it's like, we might be giving this one away

Who's the legend? Who's a Liverpool legend? That's an attacker? Yeah like a Liverpool legend Are you guys putting him on the list or not Doug I think no Yeah out of safety How many Premier League did he win with Liverpool Zero zero Yeah no No Liverpool legends

Great, fantastic player. Great moments. He might even be more of an impact at Chelsea than he was at Liverpool

He won trophies. Yeah, he won a Champions League. On or off

Three, two, cut. Cut for mentors. Daniel Surridge. Cut. Legend, people do love to dance

They do love to dance. I don't know what you're doing. I think it's because Liverpool have not been successful until recently

Until they won. Well, they've won. I mean, in the past. They won before the Premier League era

He is a Liverpool legend. He really is, but off. Off, yeah. Off

Those are better players. Okay. Mo Salah. In. In. 100% in. Mo Salah's a legend

Yeah. It's a better harness slot side here, I know. Divac Origi

Or Origi. Whichever one you want to call it. He's off. I mean, he's off. No

He's like a super sub. There is a mural in Brooklyn that says, without Origi, there is no football

I mean, I'm also just thinking about... There's no without Salah. Without him, that comeback doesn't..

And we're not putting Fernando Torres. We're definitely not putting Origi. But he was a key piece to the comeback

How many have we cut already? They won that year. That comeback year, they won, right? Or no

Barcelona, did they win that year? So literally without Origi, they don't win a Champions League

which is... And I'm being serious. That's literally what it was, because that guy turned up

But there's better players. That moment is legendary I will always hate him for

The goal against Everton where the ball bounced On the goalpost And Pickford was like I don't know what the hell he was trying to hit it

That's one of those frustrating I have a feeling he would not get cut So far you've cut Fernando Torres

You've cut Daniel Sturridge You've cut Divac Origi Sadio Mane I'm going to put him in

I'm going to put him in because people even argue that he was more impactful than Salah

but Salah was getting all the stats. Sure. But Mane, you saw him once he left

the impact that it had on the team. Sure. And when they won the league, I mean, he was a huge factor of that

Is this recency bias, though? Us just giving Salah and Mane just..

It is. But look, so other attackers have had good seasons, have been productive

but they didn't win anything. Yeah, true. These are the ones that made

the Liverpool dynasty happen again. Sure. So Salah and Mane, yeah. What do you guys think about Luis Suarez

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, this is the name. You're not going to hear the last name? There might be one more name

You can't hear the last name before we make a decision on this one. You could

I mean, you could. We could cut him. But that would be insane

The problem is that Luis Suarez also. Did he win a Premier League? He did not win anything

He didn't win a Champions League? That's the problem. But the other problem is that Luis Suarez, Liverpool, was one of the most absurd strikers

that we have seen. One of the best strikers in the world. That was his prime. Yeah

People don't get the bar. But that's the debate. That's what the bad people have. He scored the best hat trick ever in the Liverpool kit

I'm still upset about 40 million and one pound. Still upset about it

Arsenal fans always. What's the last name? What could the last name even be

I think it's a legend that I'm forgetting from Liverpool. I don't care about them. An attacker, then..

Who won with them in 2006-07? Who was the striker? I don't even know

Should I know this? Torres didn't win with them. That was too long. That was before he was there. What the hell was it

Why am I forgetting about this? Who was the striker in that 6-7? Pause. It's not a pause. You're not the pause

He's a ball. He's a ball. Yeah, that's why I said pause. Let's put him in

We have to put him in. No! Can we even win anything? But Suarez is Suarez

Put him in. Put him in. Put him in. Put him in. Who the last name Could it be like Crouch or somebody like that Alright so you locked your names in here Last name Mo Salah Sadio Mane Luis Suarez Yep You knocked out Fernando Torres Daniel Sturridge Origi And then the last one

Doesn't say anything to you? Wait, wait, wait. What's that? Wait, I should know this. Wait, I should know

You, you of all people in this room should know it. Wait, wait. Why am I blanking

How about Roberto Firmino? Oh. But I'm happy with our list. I'm happy with that list as well

Round four, current Premier League strikers. Alexander Isak, current Premier League striker

We have the word current. The current is doing most of the work here

Guy has been underwhelming. Now he's injured. He doesn't even belong on the list currently. The off-season drama of leaving Newcastle, I think, messed him up, I think, psychologically

So, yeah, he has to be cut. He's also obviously injured, and he'll be back pretty soon

Yeah, he'll be back on the list maybe, but you're cut. No, you're cut, bro. Victor, you'll get it

Hold on. Actually, what is your stance on Victor Jogras? The record for Arsenal when he's playing, I believe, is 18-1-1, if I'm not mistaken

It might be 18-1-2. But he's a great player when he's on the pitch. He's just not scoring enough, which is why we bought him

So, you know, you might not even start over Havertz when he gets healthy. You're not going to be on this list

So, yeah, get Havertz in there. Get Brogesus in there. I don't��

I don't know. I watch Arsenal play sometimes. He has some—I think. Some games, very poor hold of play

Some games, very good hold of play. Causes problems. I feel like he has some people on him. but not good enough to be on this line

He's great at Dragon Defenders all the time. Is he even good enough to be at Arsenal? That's another question

$65 million, I guess. Listen, a lot of strikers are struggling in the Premier League this year

so I don't want to disrespect them too much. I saw what he did at Sporting. He's special

He's got to find it. It takes time to get used to the Premier League

Fair, but also when you're paying big bucks, you don't have time to adapt. Whatever, it ain't my money. All right, you ain't on the list, though, dawg

You gotta adapt. Next. All right, we already got two out. Erling Haaland. Let's get him out of here. No, I'm kidding

Erling Haaland stays on this list. He is sitting comfortably in his meditation pose

Easily. On the list. All right, four more. Here we go. Benjamin Seshko. Benjamin Seshko, hold up

I mean, he scored two. Hold up. He's getting hot in the golden boot race. He's 20 more to catch up

Yeah, yeah, that's it, man. My boy Seshko, I love you. You're a great phenomenal player, and you're going to be the golden boot winner next season

Current? Nah. Even that's crazy. Yeah, it's going to. Look, he can't be on the list

But then it's like we've already cut three. Now the list is going to start a little bit crazy

I'm fine not having to start on the list. Yeah, I'm just saying. We've made a lot of cuts already

Ollie Watkins. This is an interesting one. Here's the thing. We only have one striker in there

Yeah, we only have Erling Haaland. Ollie's a baller. Ollie Watkins. Ollie scores

Ollie stays. We have one more cut. Ollie scores, bro. Ollie Watkins' last season was class

This season he's not as hot. That's also a team issue. It's on him

But Aston Villa won eight in a row. he was a big factor

as far as current yeah in terms of the strikers yeah because if it's not

ISAC for Liverpool we have Haaland up there Villa's there who are we missing

Arsenal we already said Jokoran yeah he's there he's there Watkins is there yeah Watkins is there

not a bad list so far Liam DeLapp so that means there's two names left right

Liam and one more I love how we didn't even bother with the debate

we were almost mad at the producer for finishing his name Liam DeLapp he's a good player

he's a good player but he's just right now this yeah Should have stayed at, who was there

Ipswich. Ipswich. Ipswich. So that's what we made all our cuts. So the last one has to go down the list

So we have kept Ali Watkins and Erling Haaland. So we've got Isak, Dilap, Shusko, and Jochenes

Let's see what we got left. Tierno Berry. Oh my. This worked out perfectly for you, did it not

Everton legend obviously belongs on this list