Soccercito - Imposter

Are you missing your lady or something

Every word you pick is baby oil coated. I'm loving this week

All right, we're playing imposter. One of us doesn't know we have a different name. Let's figure it out

Legend. Ooh. Greatness. Mmm. Ego. Mmm. Mmm. It's like we're all tasting food

Mmm. Delicious. I see what you did there. Electric. Electric hairstyles. Okay

Mmm. Mmm. Magnetic. Christian, did you get in the periodic table involved

Do you like that one? Do you like magnetic? I mean, it took a while to get there

I was trying to. Because you could only use one word. I wanted to say a phrase

By the way, he said hairstyles. I just want to. It could be anybody. He didn't say Harry Styles

No. I was saying hairstyles. But other than the bald players, everyone

I'm not talking about. Yeah, I mean. Good point. Good point. I'm not talking about Robin here. We're talking about

Champion. Champ. A little generic there. A little generic. Lethal. Speaking of generic, the player you're thinking of is nice

Iron Man. All one work. I don't know if I like that one

Really? Really lethal? I don't know. Tricky. I don't know if I like that one

Are there two imposters? This is ridiculous. Incomplete. If you know, you know

And I think you don't. Okay. Oh yeah, I forgot I could be the imposters

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. The game was explained to us. No, no, but trust me

Sure, I don't. But okay. All right, I'm going to say complete. Mm

Mm. World traveler. I was trying to stick to one word. Yeah, you know, hyphenate that one

All right, then I'm going to say... You're just going to breathe heavily into the microphone

I'm going to say... Confident. Okay, we're back on track. We're back

That kid went lethal. Trailblazer. I will say indefensible. Playmaker. Interesting. Okay

I'll say you wouldn't think it, but honest. Yeah, I feel like that's not honest, right

Let's be honest. Chubby. Chubby. Nothing wrong with it. Nobody. Our judgment being cast

In fact, some ladies like my wife are into it. Record breaker

Field general. Wow. A lot of hyphens right now. A lot of hyphens

No, just hold one word. Like a website from the 90s. From the early 2000s

Star studded. Misunderstood. Perpetually single. I have an idea. I have a strong idea as well

I mean, I feel like it is my podcast co-host. Yeah. Has no clue what's going on

I think when you said chubby, that is not the player I have. So I think I'm the imposter

Wait, no. I actually think that we are on the same page. I think Christian is the imposter

No, I do not think that. I think so. If that's the case, incomplete kind of threw me off

Incomplete is why I think he's the imposter. Because incomplete is a word I would have used as well

Okay. And that is not a word I would have used. As a fact, I'm almost certain it's not a word you would have used for the player I have

Chubby doesn't make sense to me. That's a problem. Chubby doesn't make sense to me. That's interesting. Chubby

So that makes me think it's possibly I could be the imposter. Wait, now I'm thinking you're the imposter

Yeah, I think he's the imposter. Incomplete is still throwing me off. Although you said World Traveler

What about the imposter? I've been thinking this whole time you're the imposter. Is it okay to say you're the imposter

Am I supposed to be like, I'm not the imposter because I don't know anymore. I'm going to say you're the imposter

Is Sacrosito trying to frame us? Yes. Okay, you know what? Let's team up. Yep

I'm going to say you're the imposter. I agree. Chubby, no chance. No chance. In fact, if this person found out you called him Chubby, all hell would break loose

We're going with Christian. My player is Ronaldo Nazario R9. Mine was Cristiano Ronaldo

We were right. Oh! Round two, here we go. I'll start it off. Academy

I like that. Future. Clinical. I'm going to go with ungrateful. Damn, bro

Did he do something to you I know did he Are you family or something I feel like it personal My help dude Yeah we have bad blood Good God

I always felt like they were a little bit ungrateful. Versatile. Clever

Ungrateful is crazy. Didn't text me back. Act like you don't know me

Read my DMs, man. It's looking sad. I'll go Starboy. Oh, okay

I'm going to go with Placid. I might need that in a sentence. The Olympics were how many players did it

Earlier today, I said the word, class. Ah, man. I got it

Wait, wait. Yeah. I got it. Boom and a period. Just in case it was any pleasure. Handsome

See, that's subjective. Sure. He's always ungrateful. You know what, my word's interesting, because he's ungrateful, but giving. Okay

So weird. This is his Raya profile. Techie. Injury ridden. Okay. Maybe

That's your word? Maybe? No, no, no. I'm going to say finisher. Alright, I'm going to say doubled

Because he gets doubled up. You should say doubled up. I went with one word. You don't listen

Double dare? Leader. Honestly? Hair. Damn bro. Yo, I got one for you. Ears

He got two of them. Hairstyles. Hairstyles. He went with just hair

He don't even get a cut to size. If you guys not bold, you know we're on the same page

Yeah, yeah. Hair style. It's ridiculous. I got knees. What you got

I'm going to go with shoulders, knees and toes. Damn. We're putting together a human

All right. I'll do better next round. Zing nails. I heard he got him

I haven't seen him. Ashford in the DMZ. You ungratefully haven't found him

But giving. Yeah, but giving. It's giving imposter is what it's giving

Quiet. Gentle. I'll go with that. We're back to player one. I got one good hug

Media trained. That is very interesting. Legend in the making. In parentheses

Man, who the hell is a god damn... New words to describe this man

Get the thesaurus, Soccrocito. Just mention his anatomy. Curler. I'm gonna say heartbroken

Runner up. Okay. We're good. Supportive. Doesn't give me supportive vibes. Gives me caring vibes, but not supportive

But I know you're not the imposter. That last one just gave it

I know I'm not, and I don't think you are. Can it be you twice

Something Sakurashito would do. Is that? Is that? Is that? Sakurashito Cody. Would they be that despicable and evil to back-to-back make me the imposter

Let me tell you something. Just below injury lawyers are producers. Their morals and values

They come into question, you know. That's all I'm saying. This is an unpredictable show

Yes, yes, yes. It always has been. I think right now is an example of that

I feel... Hair confused me. You said some things. How does hair confuse you

Which one of you said Starboy? I said Starboy. All right, he's the imposter. There was a lot that led me to you being the imposter

Of course, because you're the imposter. So you got to throw it down to me. Typical imposter

But there's something, Matty, especially the word Starboy. Threw you off of it

No, it made me think you're not the imposter. Okay. But it was like almost too on the nose

It was just like it was a word that could apply to several people. Yes

So it's possible that you're the imposter. I'm going to take a shot in the dark, even though I feel like you're not

But I think you are. Yeah, I think this is ridiculous. And I think your shot in the dark is actually disrespectful, to be honest

Interesting. So I'm going to go on here and select you again. and I think we have the back-to-back imposter

Hey, this is how friendships get ruined, okay? Imposter is what it does

This happens on- I'm happy to be in between both of you when I say this

My podcast partner of 10 years is the imposter. Yeah, yeah. There's no way it's two times in a row

My name is Tukayo Saka. You son of a song boy. I thought you guys had Laminia Mall this whole time I have Marcus Rashford There it is Boom Round three The first word I going to pick is party

Every time I say a word, I'm at a French restaurant. Superstar

If you know, you know. A lover. Okay, can we call the imposter out right now? Unless you follow him on socials

Are you missing your lady or something? Every word you pick is baby oil coated

I'm going to love it this week. If you know, you know. Most of you know, you know. I'm like, I wish I knew. But this one, I'm like, I'm kind of glad I don't

I might start unfollowing people on social jokes because he said that. Misunderstood. Mr. Understood

I'm kidding. Big man. Saucy. This is a food network at this point

Mmm. Mmm, saucy. I need to wear a bib. Chef Ramsay's going to follow up. Lover

Lover. I'm going to say flair. We're back. Yeah, yeah. This one

Unless he's that exciting of a lover. Blamed. I'll bring a classic back

Hairstyles. Hairstyles, yes. What could it mean, dude? Passionate. I'm going to say kicks ball

I'm going to go with a Matty word. Scheduled injury. I'm not making any icons

Rainbow. I'm going to go with girthy. Jewelry. Okay, jewelry. I'm going to go with leader

Christian. I need a massive one from you right now. Pause. Who even knows what he means, dude

at this point right now. Let's see how giving Christian is. Yeah, yeah

Who knows? Just Cameron and Maze walk in. I'm going to need to be about five feet behind you two

Robbed. We're together, my friend. I think we have the imposter. Angry

National hero. I feel like I'm trying, I'm being deceived. You know what I mean

A lot of skepticism. Trio. Great one. Oh, classical. I hear you're trio

I hear you're classical. So I'm going to say internet browser. I know

I know. Yeah. Yeah. We've been here before. We've been here before. This throws a real wrench

Ah, okay. Okay. This is why I said it. We've been here before

I think what's happening here, I think we all might know the player, but we don't know

who the imposter is. Or we were all giving names that are very closely associated with each other

Yes. I think I know exactly what happened here. I'm not speaking. I'll wait until the end

To make the accusations. Yeah, I'm not going to give any more. Matty's like, I know exactly what happened

He removes his shirt slowly. No, no, no, Matty, no. No. Good advice, kids

I'll wrap it up with. I just got it. Delay on this guy

He's one of my favorites. That's good advice. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Divisive. Warm

No, I'm kidding. I'm going to say Pacey. The problem is that there's overlap on this one

I think somebody caught what the other player could have been, and then they kind of started saying words that fit both

That's what I kind of picked up there. I tried really hard to be very specific because I think you and I have the same player

And I think yours is a player. What are the other players from this famous trio

This is my theory. We all have the same player. Disagree with that theory. I know exactly what's going on here

Alexis is the imposter, but he figured out a way to incorporate our name into his name

once he figured out what our name was. Yeah, that is a theory of mine. That is my theory

I have another theory. You've given me way too much credit. You did really good

Part of me says, you know, he's the imposter, but I can't do it three times in a row to Christian

I'm not going to do that. I'm going to go ahead and just put the voting in. I'm going to put a vote to Alexis

Here's my theory. Go for it. He's doing it again. He's doing it? Okay, okay. I think Matty is the imposter

First round him, second round two, you, now third round me? That makes no sense. Clearly, they're going to go back, and I think it's him

Oh, no. They're the type to go one by... Now we're basically generic. I think you're next

No, I think the producers are too smart. No disrespect to the producers. I'm putting a vote for Alexis

the same name. I still think that that's a possibility. Three, two

Neymar. Neymar. Vinny Jr. I knew it. Oh! And I knew you guys had Neymar. Round four

of Impostor. I'm gonna start with Robbery. We're starting that intense, huh? Yeah, bro

Interesting. That is interesting. It's a cop-out, but lethal again I have to say lethal I have to There no way I can Automatic Like that Finisher Stylish Unlucky What an odd word That why I chose it What did you say

Hold up. I just called. If you are. What did you say? Unlucky

You just said unlucky. I said unlucky. What did you say? I'm sorry. I said

My brain just broke. Lethal and stylish. Stylish. If you are going down the path of unlucky, then I like what you're doing

I don't want to get too close to you right now. Okay. This is my cologne? Important

I hope so, right? I hope so. Yeah. He's listening to this at home right now like this

He's like, finally. I can stop playing. Someone sees this. I don't need this anymore

Someone sees my heart. I'm going to say Champions League. Golden. Record breaker

Legend. Almost. Record breaker. What was wrong with my word? It didn't have the word almost in front of it

I thought two words was too much. You put three now. How about kind of? Record breaker is one word, isn't it

How about kind of unlucky? Ooh, I see what you're doing. Ambidextrous

Wow. Right? S-A-T word. Wow. Yeah. I was about to say this last time I saw that word

That's a banger from 40 yards, bud. I'm going to say closely and almost

I was going to get a whole paragraph. Okay. Paris. The city? No, the food

No, because you said Paris. P-E. You said Paris. Paris. Paris. Paris

It was very New Jersey going to Paris. They were going to Paris. Wait, how do you say Paris

You think they got escalators out there? How do you say Paris? Paris. Paris

You say it like, yo, Paris together. Is that how you're saying it

I thought somebody died. What? What's he worried about? What would he Paris

Now this is the vocabulary. It's great. It's all good. Paris. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Paris

It sounds like it hurts your mouth. It's crazy to say this. Shockingly underrated. Dancer. Yes. Longevity

deviated septum what the hell was i mean literally i thought it was you i thought we thought we were

on the same page i i thought i think he just violated us something like that hipaa law

untested you could have covered i guess yeah six feet every two meters if you're in keep that in

the video wash your damn hands you criminal you said important i'm not gonna say i get but i'm not

gonna say if we're talking about them they probably are their name is not seamus coleman i'm gonna say

I'm gonna say excuse me basic cut basic cut hair styles and then hair

Good word be on any part of the body Lower back is what I was thinking anybody else. Yep. I'm the last word right now

Just so you understand how big this word is. I'm not gonna judge you on any of those words I'm just judging right now based off of this word. Okay, I'm gonna tell you

He's like a dad dad vibes like youth pastor Youth pastor is the word I'm going for

I'll be transparent with you guys. Your words make sense with my name. I don't know who it is

It's him. I think he's very clearly the imposter because he does that thing of like, oh, he starts to perish up with people

Little actor, little acting. You think the Soccer Cito production, how amazing they are

You think they would do this and go back to back and select me as the imposter? I think he's gaslighting us a little bit here

But I can say that about both of you. You both are really making big arguments

I'm not making that big enough. I try to open up and be real, and you guys just disrespect me like this

It's kind of insane. Now I'm playing the pity card. But it's interesting. Also, nobody thinks I'm the imposter

Your words make sense to me. Yeah. But some of your words. All your words make sense to me

I don't know. But I don't like how he's just pointing the face. I thought we were all in unisons right now

He's just like, oh, him, him, him. So that kind of makes me think. I feel like that he made unison in plural

It's really just the one thing. We're all in unisons individually. Yeah, yeah

Obviously, we're also filming this in Paris. Yeah. Paris. Paris, New York. P-E-A-R-I-S

I'm going to say, I think, Alexis, you might be the imposter here. That's ridiculous

I think it's very clearly that. I don't know who it is, but I'm just going to, just because I want to get a majority vote here

And he hasn't been one, right? Hey, Tim. It's Alexis. Yeah, I think it is me. It's Harry Kane

Yes, it is you. I got Robert Lewandowski. I got a freaking Benzema. Wow

How dare you