Soccercito - Guess Who - 17SEP2025
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Would you trust your girl around this player
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Uh, what's the situation? Huh? What? That's hilarious. We're playing Guess Who
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We gotta figure out who the mystery player each of us selected. All right, round one, we're doing Man United and Arsenal Legends from the Sir Alex and Wenger era
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You ready? If your mama brought this dude home and said, yo, this is your new daddy, would you be happy
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Yes or no? Okay, I'll never be happy if my mom brought any man home. That's not how you get what I'm asking
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Yeah, yeah, I'd be like, all right, cool. I guess. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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I think they're brothers, Roy Keane. I mean, they're all... That question made him deeply uncomfortable
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No. I like that. Nobody has a letter name. Would you say that your player is handsome
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Yeah. You're going to have to be... Look at that photo, dude. Yeah, yeah
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You're going to have to be... Roy Keane, see where... We're just calling players, honestly
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You ugly mother. Yeah, Pulse goes, you done. I'm going to help you on that one
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Oh, oh, oh. Take him off the list. Take him off the list. Oh, get out of here
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Gary Neville will let you slide. Freddie. Damn. Also, you don't know what I'm into
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Everybody has their own type. Yeah. Wayne Rooney's scary. He's scary looking
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United has some ugly players. Yeah, you do, man. They want Arsenal players. Something wrong with the water up there
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Would you say your players tall? Nah. Would you say your players tall
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Yeah. Would you trust your girl around this player? What's the situation
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Huh? What? That's hilarious. Hilarious. Okay. I don't know your girl. I want to be disrespectful
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All right. You know what? She actually watches this episode. Yeah. Yeah
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I'll be cool. You would? Babe. No good man should be with you alone ever
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but if this guy had to be... Couldn't be me. Couldn't be me, but..
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To help out your question, I understand what you're saying. Respectable dude
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Okay. Respectable dude. He has, like, manners. No, I can't even hear him. I'm scratching out Wayne Rooney
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Your sister comes home with him, right? Comes home with him. Hey, this is my new boyfriend
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Uh-huh. Are you happy? Yeah, I'm high-fiving him. High-five? Not a United player
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I think. High five is almost bigger than a hug, I would say
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Yay! Thanks for banging my sister. I didn't realize that's how I came across
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By the way, shout out to Billy. Shout out to Billy, her boyfriend. You're a sweet guy
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Would you say your player is intimidating? Nah. Did your player go through multiple hairstyles
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Probably. I would lean more. There's like two. Yeah, I would lean more towards no
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I don't think he's sort of known for his hairstyles. If the scale is zero is no and ten is yes it like five If this player walked into old trafford the camera swung to him at old trafford would they applaud or no no if this player pulled up to man united would
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they applaud yeah out of respect your boy got he got uh funky hair nope always kept the hair pretty
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cool basic does your player have an iconic celebration no does your player speak a language
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besides English? That is a phenomenal question. And your phenomenal answer is..
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It is going to be... I'm going to say yeah. You're trying to say it the way I would say it
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First of all, I want you to know I respect Ashley Colga himself
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I'm out of here. You speak money. Does your guy have dark hair
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Does not know. Does your player have dark hair? He does. Does your player speak another language
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besides English? I'm going to take your question. Yeah. Do we have the same player? Possibly
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Is your player Seth Fabregas? Yes. Yeah. No, we didn't have Seth Fabregas. Damn it
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If you're liking this video, hit like and subscribe. And in the comments, let us know what you think about Mauricio Pochettino and his tenure with the U.S. Men's National Team
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Round two, the 2022 U.S. Men's National Team World Cup squad. Would you say your player is a vibes guy
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Is a vibes guy? I would not say that. Oh, you pick boring
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Dang. Define vibes Because I He's pretty cool He's a cool Nah I wouldn't
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But vibes guy When I know You walk in the room And y'all like Hey
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My guy here I I think This is where Is this like Clutch
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Is he lying To try to throw me off the scent I would say he's a little
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He's not one of the more Energetic guys No not energetic He's a little more When Alexis has vibes
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I know what he means Okay You got it And he's I don't think He wouldn't describe this
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I'm not even playing Let me shut up Is So you say he's not
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I'm saying he's not. You know for a fact he's not or you don't think he is? I know for a fact
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Is this a player that we've interviewed? I'm going to say yes. Is your player someone that we've interviewed
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Yes. Is your player very fashionable? Yeah. Is your player still playing for the men's national team
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Yes. Ah, that did not help. 90% of these guys are playing
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is your player would they would describe him as a as aggressive explain like elaborate you know
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feisty angry on the pitch or not necessarily angry a dog i mean you said a couple different
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things he'd be some of those yes okay he's definitely a dog that's the one i don't think Really? Yeah. Mmm
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Is your player black? He is not. Ah. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop
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There we go. My bad. My bad. Not sure about you. My bad My bad You gotta put something in the light light Uh gonna check your 23 and me Is your player a vibes guy
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It depends on the vibe. Like, here's what I would say. I would say, for me, he might be, but not for you
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Wow. Interesting. I wouldn't take that. So he does ****. On pizza
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Is your player, like, controversial? Like, when his name pops up, he's usually followed by some wow ****
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When he's called up is a little bit of controversy. Is your player Jedi Robinson
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It is not. I will now also guess. Is your player Jordan Morris
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Incorrect. Ooh. Is your player Sergino Dest? It is not. Hmm. But then that leads me to ask you
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Is your player Timothy Ream? It is not. Son of a b***h
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Is your player Eunice Musa? It is not. Ooh. You guys are going to name the whole board at this point
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Do you trust your player's parents to hold secrets? Wow. I wonder who that could be
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Yes, I guess. Yeah. Yeah? They've kept secrets? They've not revealed them in an opportune times
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Their parents are trustworthy of secrets. Their parents are trustworthy. I don't trust them. The point of this game is to be honest
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Is your player funny, humorous, lighthearted? You said three different things. You know, affable
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Funny, funny. Don't add a four. Pick one. Is your player funny
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I'm going to have to say no. You're also a comedian, so the standard's high
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No, but still, but he's not. He's thinking McKinney, and so the answer's no. I'm worried I crossed out who it might be now
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All right, I've got two players that are not crossed out right now, and I'm going to say one of them
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All right. Is your player Walker Zimmerman? No. You son? of a
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I'm gonna guess is your player Jesus Ferreira it is not so
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I have no clue who you're players but I'm gonna guess there's only one person
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that I haven't crossed off well there's two is your player Christian Roldan
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it is yes let's go I was about to ask about pizza next
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but I think you were getting close to mine I crossed out Tim Weah Kellen Acosta
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that first one you just named yeah it was Weah Tim Weah round three
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Manchester United strikers. Is this man respectable? Is he respectable? Never really caused chaos in the field
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Is he respect? He doesn't cause too much antics. Very subjective, but
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yeah, fairly respectable. This is fine. Let me cross out a couple names
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Okay. He actually didn't cross out. Is this player arrogant? Nah, I wouldn't say so
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Does your guy have an iconic celebration? No I don think so Let me just take out a couple of names No nothing comes to mind Does your guy have an iconic celebration No I wouldn say so All right That a couple
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Is this man till today loved by the fans? That's actually a really good question
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That's a great question. Probably. Majority of the fans. Does he love them
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Love is a strong word. Not have any beef with the player, the fan base
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Do they like the way he left? He got no beef. I don't think there's no beef. Love is strong, but definitely no beef
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I don't think there's any real issue. You mean like if he showed up and the camera swung to him in the stadium
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would Old Trafford clap for him? Yeah. Yeah, they probably would. They would
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Yes, yes, I think so. Okay. I don't know. I mean, I don't think it would be a standing ovation
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You might not see anybody wearing a shirt in the stadium, but yeah, yeah, yeah
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But I think there's some love there. Is this player, is another club upset that he played for Manchester United
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No. No. Okay. They were probably shocked Manchester United. No, it's not. Come on, man
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Does he have a nice haircut? This is tough. How are you going to answer this one? I mean, I don't even think it's much of a factor
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There's no... What does that mean? There's nothing interesting about his haircut. Nothing interesting? No
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NPC haircut? NPC haircut, yeah. The default haircut when he's spawning sims
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Yeah, nothing significant about it. You haven't moved the sliders haircut. Is your player blonde
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I mean, I mean... Some would say so. some would say so
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people with vision yeah does your player have dark hair he does
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some would say 10 out of 10 blind people might not say it but everyone else
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I got some names here is your player Michael Owen my player is not Michael Owen
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how dare you my player is not Michael Owen I thought I could swing for the
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offense is there. Is your player clutch? Clutch is not the word
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Oh, that's... Okay. You disagree? It's... I'm not saying no. I just... I know the label feels
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a little too much. You know what? In the family of clutch... It's closer to clutch
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than not clutch. I'll say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely not him. It hurts harder for him to
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close these names out. Did your striker recently sign for Manchester United
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Define recently. Within the last three years. But that's the answer truthfully
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Okay. He goes, but please answer truthfully. Yes. All right. Now we're having a good time
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All right. Did your man. Did your man. Did your guy come from another
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Did your player come from another Premier League team? No. Is your player Valt Weghorst
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Damn it! Yes it is! It's your player, Chicharito. It is! He's so clutch
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