Soccercito - Guess Who

I would say start asking like direct questions

All right. Who the f*** is your... Where were you on this one? Welcome back to Soccercito

Today, we're going to play guess who. Round one, we're guessing Real Madrid legends

Let's get into it. Is this player annoying to me, but you love him? Is this player annoying to me, but you love him

No. It is not Ronaldo. Okay. Is your player a defender? No

Eliminates a lot of people. Yeah. Is your player married to somebody famous

No. Does your player have brown hair? That's a very specific question

The answer to that is no. Does your player have hair? Yes

Currently? Yes. Does your player have hair? Yeah. All right. Is your player a striker

No. I'm scared if I cross somebody out because of the hair color

Is brown and black the same or no? Well, you answered. You tell me

And it counts as one of the questions. Jesus Christ. Damn it. They sound like two different words

Does your player have black hair? Yes. God, man. Damn it. Did anyone ever throw a pig's head at your player

Not that I know of. Okay. Your player's been through a lot. It's a lot of drama

Did your player become a manager? No. Is your player still playing

No. Is your player still playing? Yeah. What? Your player's still playing, dude

Yeah, dude. What the... Did you ever see your player playing while they were playing

Like, are you old enough to have seen them play? Yeah, yeah. Not coached to play. Does your player currently play in the Premier League

No. I'm lost. There's a couple names in front of you. Did any of these players play for your favorite club

No. Did your player play for the favorite club? Did your player play for Manchester United

No. And we said that your player is still playing, correct? No

I said he's not playing. Is your player famous for having one name

Yes. I'm going to guess that your player is Mesut Ozil. And you are incorrect

Incorrect? You are incorrect. And who's yours? I'm going to suggest that your player is Raul

No. It's not Raul. The player is currently playing. No. Okay, they are retired. Yes

They are done. And they're known by one name. Yes. He said yes to that. Okay

Is your player known by one name? No. I'm cooked. Okay, then I will take another guess

Yep. Your player is Guti. No. Why do you keep pausing? I'm surprised you haven't named somebody

That's why I keep pausing. I'm surprised you haven't named somebody. I thought you actually won already. You want to take a guess

Is anyone else as confused as I am? Did I not know about the..

Let's see. No. Never mind. It's not that one. Okay. You just did math in your head, and I'm good with it

I'm lost. Then ask me another question. Is your player's nationality French

Yes. Is your player Ronaldo? No. Is your player Kareem Bezimba? It is

Who was yours? Marcelo. Okay, that was my next time. Oh, yes

Close. That was a comeback. Round two, we are guessing Barcelona legends

My first question is would How can I word this in a nice way It so much more fun when you not involved Is this person a problematic player on the pitch

No, they are not. Okay. Everybody takes Luis Suarez off the board

Is your person always at their sister's birthday? Would most people love to party with this player

Probably not. Probably not. Okay. Probably not. Would you agree with that

Probably not. Yeah, you'd probably have to know something about them like that. None of us know anything about them like that

Although, just because they're rich, I would want to buy them. You know what I mean? If they're on this board, they got money

And I don't want to be buying the bottles. You know? Go don't pay me that much

What camera should I look into? Soccer seed ain't really good. You know what I mean

Has this player only played at Barcelona for his entire career? No. Did your player become a manager

No. Okay. A lot in the tree there. If you got in a car with your friends

I like this already. All right. One, he has to have friends, but okay. Yeah. Okay

And you told this guy, yo, get in the middle seat. Would he be opposed to that

Like, are you guys insane? Or would he kind of be like, I'm fine? It sounds..

It's one of those questions where you're like, you know Maddie's been in this situation a million times

But also, I feel like I know who both of you have, and I feel like there's a way to answer

it for both of you. Oddly enough, it's a good question. Would he get mad? It doesn't matter when you look around and look at the average height and be like, you

know what? Yeah. I'll go in the middle. Oh, for you, this is a height. Oh, it's always a height thing

McMaddie. Come on now. Wait, you look. Oh, height. And what? What

Thigh girth? Yeah. Thickness. I'm just thinking. I was thinking of pompousness

That too. Eric. Yeah. Like, I don't belong. Yeah. Do you know who I am

Yes. That. And also, but also. All right. That's like seven questions

Okay. You know what? All right. So I'm saying in the way that you were thinking right now. My honest opinion is they would slightly have a problem with sitting in the middle

I think. So you think they do it, but they like under their breath, say something? Or they'd be like, nah

It depends on who's asking him to sit in the middle. You just said you and your friends. I'm just saying depending who, with what friend that is

If it was me. If it was you, they would be a no. You sit in the middle

You get in the trunk, actually. You don't get your own Uber. Okay, okay

I kind of see that. I would love to know who you crossed off

I know what you want to ask And you can't Because it'll give it away

Did your player have a mildly Maybe disappointing is not the word

But mildly Just didn't have the best experience at Barcelona No No as in he had a good experience

Had a good experience Was Barcelona the peak of their career? Yes by far

By far. Mm-hmm. These moments where I think Maddie shines. Okay. Bye

Because no one can guess what's going through your head. By far, he says

I'm big brainer now. I'm going to, from the last round. Is your player married to someone famous or were they ever married to someone famous

I don't think so. And I honestly don't have the facility to know that information

I going to Google it because I think the answer is no It not right Yeah Nope When the last time you going to join doctor A while I really trying to think of this Walking into the wrong office

Massage parlor. You got to make the font bigger. Pants off. Is that my dentist

Yeah. How exactly are you getting to my tonsils? Does this person have an iconic goal for Barcelona

Oh, your tonsils. That's crazy. Do they have an iconic goal? Like when you think of like, hey, maybe that's not a good question

Because that's. I mean, it's subjective. Exactly. You already asked the question

Do they have an iconic goal they could think of? So that I can think of. That is like everyone knows this goal

I think that's the answer. No, I can't. I can't really think of one. But that doesn't mean that there wasn't one

I just can't think of one. Yes. I think you'd have to be. Oh, I'm not going to say that

Because that would help. Why would I do that? I'm here for bits. Bits and banter

Anyway, back to the massage part. So I'm checking out your wisdom teeth or mine

That's crazy. Did after leaving. You know, neither of you know if they've left or not

Right. Did your player play in Australia? No. Did your player become a manager

No. Maddie, the whole episode. Looks redacted. Maddie's been redacted. Did your player win Champions League with Barcelona

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, right? Yeah, definitely. It's been such a long time since Barcelona won the Champions League

Oh, damn. When was the last time United won? Next year. How can you do that from the championship

That's crazy. We're 10 points behind. Be careful. I will be careful. Be careful

Yeah. Be careful not to think like that. 10 points. You think Michael Carrick stays on

Yeah, I don't think so either. Would your player pay extra on a plane for a legroom

no he does not need to pay no i mean i'm sure he's already in first class yeah i feel like

normal yeah he would pay a little extra for that economy plus to stretch legs out yeah

no no he would not not pay he would not pay he would not pay he's good with economy yeah yeah

perfectly comfortable okay so he wouldn't sit next to me in the car but he will sit in economy Great

I would say start asking, like, direct questions. All right. Who the f*** is your..

Who are you on the 28th? Who are you? Is your player a midfielder

He is not a midfielder. Is your player South American? No. All right

I think I could probably start making some guesses. But remember that

That's going to open the door for him to guess. Yeah, which is fine. Okay. He's nowhere close, bro

I have four here. For funsies, I would say ask a direct question

I mean, these are pretty direct questions about position. I'm just going to make a guess. Is your player Kales Puyol

Nope. Is your player alive? What blackboard photo are you on your board

I mean, are any of the players here dead? Is your player alive? My man gonna bring out like a bloody glove How about this Oh yeah Oh yeah Call him He alive

He's alive? Yeah, he's very much alive. Doing great. That's the last I heard

I know who it is. Okay. Is your player alive and well

Alive and well? I don't think it's that. You couldn't have picked them. Is your player Neymar

No. Okay. Is your player Patrick Cliver? No. Another of my doppelgangers

Yeah. Special Cliver. Did he die? Oh, boy. Okay. I got two left

I don't think it's any of these. Who do you think is dead? You don't want to say in case it's..

Just in case. I think I might have crossed off who it might possibly be

Let's go guess for guess. Guess for guess. Go. Okay. Okay. Is your player Victor Valdez

Nope. Is your player Deku? No. I got one more. Is your player Luis Suarez

No. Is your player Puyo? No. No way! I must have crossed him off

Who didn't I cross? I guarantee you, you didn't. Who's left? Who is left

Come on. Don't say anything. Did you play Jordi Alba? Yes! My player is Jordi Alba

I crossed off Jordi Alba just in the logic of there's no way that he can get Jordi Alba as well

Round three, Ballon d'Or winners. Is your player... Dead? Yes. Is your player a Ballon d'Or winner

Oh, good question. Matty, would you mind Googling that? Okay. Is your player still playing

No. Chop it up, chop it up. Is your player still playing? No. Okay

Did they ever become a manager? Yes. Yeah. Do you know for certain that your player's like a good vibes guy

Like you want to go drinking with this guy? Do I know for certain

I don't know for certain. You know what I mean? like based on his personality like hey i don't know for certain but i i think it would be a good

time it would be impressive i think impressive impressive like people would be like wow you

drank with him like that'd be dope if you're asking if it would be like a rally you know rowdy

time no no i don't think it'd be like a big that's what i was asking no no it wouldn't be a rowdy time

did uh your player win a world cup he did yes did your player ever become a manager no i don't think

so is your player somebody you want to drink and party with yeah probably because of the stories

did your player go into politics after his playing career they did go into politics

so did you circle there interesting okay well shine in the dark my friend i'm a little bit

i feel like that it makes it a little bit tough i'm gonna have to guess because i think alexis

knows who I have. I certainly do. So let's go for it

Please don't get this. And this is you know, this is from the logo. Not from

the logo. This is from the moon. From the tunnel. Yeah, from the tunnel

From the parking lot. With your eyes closed. Is your player He's gonna say it. I know, right

He's gonna say it. This is my luck. Is your player You're not getting your doctor now

Is your player Rude Hulet. It is not. Is your player George Weah

He is. Ah, Vinny Dizadon, everybody