What Are Orks? Unleash the Awesome Power of the WAAAGH!

Alright, let’s get this out of the way: Orks are ridiculous. They’re a fungus-based warrior race that exists solely for fighting, thinks painting things red makes them go faster, and communicate in a weird cockney-football-hooligan-on-helium dialect. As a Warhammer 40k fan, I’ve seen my share of greenskin shenanigans on and off the tabletop.