How to survive a 90-minute all-hands meeting without contributing: The Strategic Nod.

Mute your microphone. Keep your camera on. Every three minutes, nod slowly, as if the VP of Synergy just revealed the meaning of the universe. Furrow your brow slightly to imply deep cognitive processing. You are now a 'team player.' You are welcome. #mastertheminimum #meetsexpectations #allhands