'I feel sick': Rating Christmas food | Tesco, Sainsbury's, Pret

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Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. It's another key room. So we're here today to review some Christmas supermarket sandwiches

Yeah, I'm an aficionado. I go for about three four-meal deals a week. So can we have the first sandwich

Yes, bring it on. What are we eating here? So we have Pig in Blanket by Amazon Fresh

a relative newcomer to the Christmas. the sandwich market. Yeah. I'm going to start off by saying

this looks pretty bad. I think it looks pretty good. It looks moist

It does look moist. It's very crummy. Okay, pigs and blankets from Amazon

I've never had so many different colored and different consistent things taste all exactly the same

of absolutely nothing. It is a sea of beige. I don't hate it, though. Everything in this bread tastes the same

which is nothing. I just spat some on the chair, but I don't regret it

Well, we have our spittoon here as well. If you, if you, um, it's gone

You're gone. I, I quite like it. I'm out. I would buy this

I would eat this again. I think this is, it's not a great sandwich. It's a fine sandwich. Okay

This is the Pretz vegan nut roast. Okay, this is my favorite Christmas sandwich of all time

and it's just so. I'm a massive pretzucker. I love that you have a favorite Christmas sandwich of all time

Yeah. Vegan food is just tastier than turkey. It is so full of stuff

There is just, I mean, stuffing. My God. Mmm. It's like Christmas Day in my mouth

Bring it. Do you not think the squash is undercutt? No, it's a nice al dente squash

It tastes raw. Can you? The stuffing is nice, but this is just raw squash in my mouth

Can you have al dente squash? Is that just pasta? I think it just pasta I don think the Italians have al dente squash No I not interested at all Oh my God they quite expensive though

My God, I would pay £35 for this sandwich. Next up, this is a classic Tesco pig and blanket

No, the turkey and the bread tastes same consistency again. I can't be having this

You and I have such different tasting sandwiches. But you need to be able to know which bits the bread and which bits the turkey, right

It's a bit confusing. There's no turkey in here. There's no turkey in here? No. This is bacon and sausage

What's that then? We've got different sandwiches here. We have different sandwiches

This is a duo. Oh. Oh, I know which one this is

This is the Tesco pig and blanket and then other sandwich duo

Oh, okay. This is a sword fight. I thought that you could not distinguish sausage from turkey

I'm dropping this all over myself. I clearly don't mind. I'm okay I've changed my mind it's fine

yeah I'm into this I can keep there you're flirting with the bin lid

maybe I'll keep it to keep it it's being both being kept that's the first one that we haven't

sacrificed one to the bin this is from pure this is Rudolph's roots

sounds a little saucy does doesn't it please take one please take one of Rudolph's roots

it is actually nice it's actually nice yeah I think this is really pleasant

I'm into it. It's not what you think of as a Christmas sandwich. Christmas is often burdened by trope

If I were to sell you this in March, would you think, why is he giving me a Christmas wrap

I'd be like, root, vegetables and lettuce and a wrap. What an excellent Easter wrap you've given me

I mean, actually, it's perfect summer fodder, isn't it? It is any season

That's just... They've just put the word Rudolph in front of... That's just a summer platter

Are we going to disqualify them for cheating? Yeah, good point, actually. Okay, it's going in the bin. Let's go in the bin

Check it out. Wow Okay now this is a real Christmas staple That is a multi Pret turkey sandwich Okay Now this should be good I will be disappointed if this is not

I mean, that's what a sandwich should look like. I know that I'm a sucker for Pratt, but that's what a sandwich should look like, right

You've got colors in there. You've got good, like, good spread. Even within the stuffing, you've got oranges and yellows and browns

Yeah, yeah. Remind you about song, do you remember, I can see a rainbow, can see a red and yellow and pink

Yeah. This is a prettier sandwich yet, I think. This would be the one that I would pick off the shelf

See, this is just a good sandwich on every level. This would go well with the pint

It would. Can we get a pint? Oh, no. Thank you. Okay

Now, this is a moment I have not been looking forward to, the Boots Christmas sandwich. Oh

Don't know how they managed to do it, but every year, they come bottom of our Christmas list

Shall we please do the honours? Thank you so much. I'm worried about this

There's a lot of mayo in now. We've got some stuffing. We've got some turkey

It's very smashed up turkey. It's not slices. Oh, look at the stuffing

It looks like a little chicken woo-woo. A little chicken accident. I'm going in

It's like they've managed to make cardboard taste even less like anything

Like it's something you might feed to cattle to provide sustenance. I think we should feed it to cattle

Yeah. In the bin? Yeah. About that. The best for last two

We've got to go two at once. Hope you guys can handle it

Thank you. So we have Sainsbury's Turkey. That's the one that smelled like cold meat

when I open the packet. And we have Waitrose, Breit and Cranberry. This stage of the event

really betrays the problem with it because having had nine sandwiches, I do not want to eat more sandwiches but in the name of science we have to do this I would rather eat There nothing I would rather less eat than that sandwich It smelled terrible I going to go for this first Let just get it down You know that cold fridge smell

Yeah. Okay, get it down quick. Korean cranberry. Not good. Not good

No. I'm going to splatlin. It's obviously really good. It's wait throws

You know, nice brie, nice cranberry. Good spread. Again, this is just tasteless text, yeah

I'd return. I'd go back for that. It's going in the bin. Straight in the bin

I could enjoy that at any time of the year. Imagine just laying in a field with a nice komer and this sandwich

I could imagine that, reading a literary classic. A glass of crook. Mm, yeah, absolutely, yeah

Okay, now this looks good. I don't want, I do not want to eat there. This was awful

This is just Bree, isn't it? Who doesn't like Brie? Look at it. The chicken and the stuffing

have made a sad paste. How crabby all around my mouth. You really got the short straw

It's like, smell of it. It's like torture

It's like, torture. It's the smell. It's like. It's the smell. I can't

This is wonderful. you. Thank you. Oh, good this is me

I'm going to have to have a lay down after this and check into some sort of therapy

I'm dumb. I'm crying. I'm actually crying with a lot of them and disappointment

Would any of you do this again? Same time next year? Yeah, next week

Let's do it again next week. Congratulations. Cheers