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Peruvian Fisherman #news #fisherman #seafood #comedy #nbc #nbcnews
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Mar 30, 2025
Peruvian Fisherman #news #fisherman #seafood #comedy #nbc #nbcnews
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all right I got a headline for you lost
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at sea and on a seafood diet I'm telling
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you check it out this is a real headline
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all right listen up a Peruvian fisherman
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got lost at se for 95 days and survived
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off cockroaches fish Turtle blood yeah
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bro that's right Turtle blood you ride
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on one and wait for it to take you home
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like a Disney princess come on now and
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cockroaches if I'm out there for 95 day
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and a roach crawls up I'm not eating it
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I'm still trying to kill it with my shoe
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man is out here trying to turn his boat
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into a festar roach Cafe bet he was
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giving them y
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reviews
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hey a little too crunchy but pairs well
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with seawater and let's talk about the
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turtle blood how do you even get turtle
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blood Turtles don't run they don't fight
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you just walk up like hey yo mind if you
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let me just um appreciate you bro give
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thanks for you after 95 days they
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finally rescue him first thing out as
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you got a sandwich I don't need any
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medical check no interview just give me
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a Big Mac and then we could talk later
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they say he lost weight and feels
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stronger that's what they said
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he said oh how starvation is like
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CrossFit this man is out here inventing
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the nautical keto diet just you the
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ocean and a seafood that fights
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back and when he got home his family had
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so many questions his wife was like oh
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so you can survive 95 days at se but you
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can't survive 20 minutes at the grocery
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store what's up with that
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I bet when they asked him where he was
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he hit him with I was just out running
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errands for three months my guy took a
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hide and seek to the next level bottom
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line if you get lost at C just remember
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pack of lunch or be ready to fight a
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turtle for his
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juice that's all my time y'all stay safe
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and avoid Seafood Buffs peace
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