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Would you consider coming to the Yale Dartmouth game Saturday, October 28th
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I'll be there. Damn! I'm sorry, Melissa, I have to cancel. My parents have decided to visit that weekend and they come first, according to them
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My mother says she'd love to have you with us, but my father thinks you can be somewhat distracting
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You and your parents. Let me know when you decide to grow up
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How about the Harvard game, November 16th? Do you plan to grow up at the Harvard game
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Give me a chance. I might surprise you. Okay, let's give it a try
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You should know that I'm even richer now than when you said I was rich, thanks to poor Granny
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I plan to drive up to the front gate of Calhoun College in my new red Chrysler convertible
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and sit there, stark naked, honking my horn and drinking champagne and flashing at all the freshmen
1:00
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Guess what? I'm going to a psychiatrist now
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My mother says it will do me a world of good. Don't tell anyone, though. It's supposed to be a big secret
1:12
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Do you talk about sex with the psychiatrist
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I talk about sex all the time. It's terribly expensive. but I think it's worth it
1:25
I'm writing because when I telephoned, you just hung up on me
1:29
One thing about letters you can hang up on them You can tear up letters though Enclosed are the pieces Send them to Angela Atkinson at Sarah Lawrence What the hell is the matter I hear you now
1:44
writing long letters twice a week to Angela Atkinson. That's what's the matter
1:48
Okay, here goes. The reason I'm writing Angie Atkinson is because I just don't
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I don't think I can stop writing letters, particularly the girls. As I told you before, in some ways I feel most alive
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when I'm holed up in some corner writing things down. I pick up a pen and almost immediately
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everything seems to take shape around me. I love to write. I love writing my parents because then I become the ideal son
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I love writing essays for English because then I am, for a short while, a true scholar
2:29
I love writing letters to the newspaper, notes to my friends, Christmas cards
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anything where I have to put down words. I love writing you, you most of all
2:43
Sometimes I think you like me because I'm richer than you are
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Sometimes I have that feeling. I think you like the pool, the elevator in my grandmother's house
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and Simpson in his butler's coat coming in with ginger ale and cookies on a silver tray
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I think you like all that stuff as much as you like me
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All I know is my mother keeps saying you'd make a good match
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She says if I ever married you, I'd be set up for life
