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Ask yourself, would you rather face your enemy on the battlefield or in bed
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And is that cowardice or prudence? After all, the ground is full of brave soldiers
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Well said, your majesty. Do you actually trust the English queen? Of course not
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But if we do not align our interests with hers, then the Bourbons will
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and the Geysers will cut their own swathe towards the throne. I mean, you know it as well as I do, Charles
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It is simply where we find ourselves. Still, you might have asked me first. You were not disposed to take my counsel at the time, if you remember
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I mean, she does have a point. You can get a bit pig-headed when it comes to protocol
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Protocol is how this works, idiot. Are you sure you're up to this? Rumour has it Queen Elizabeth has a collection of withered testicles
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from her long list of rebuffed suitors. You'll find it in a box under her bed
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Don't worry about me. Just try not to kill anyone while she's here. We should be all right. Enough
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Whilst I have tolerated the competition between you in the past, it is now time to put that aside
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Tolerated? Is that all you've done? Meaning? Whilst Queen Elizabeth is under our roof
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we must be united at all times. Because that is the only way the union between our two kingdoms will work
