0:00
I don't want to overstep the mark or anything
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and, like, I get it if you want to keep it to work when it comes to us. Sorry, I do like him. But my grandfather did..
0:10
What? No, your grandfather, yeah. Yeah, what did you just say? I didn't... What did you think I was going to say? Go on, go on, carry on
0:16
You think I was going to ask you out? No, I didn't. Yes, you did. I didn't. Yeah, you did. OK, I did
0:21
But that's because you asked for a drink at lunchtime cos you wanted to talk to me about something
0:26
and then you started wanging on about how close you felt to me. Wanging on? Yeah. Well, I do. I feel closer to you
0:30
OK, can we just get on to your grandfather now, please? OK. Um..
0:37
I think he's going. Going where? Oh. Oh. He's just confused all the time
0:49
Forgets everything. Isn't that just part of ageing? He's, like, what, 80-something
0:55
I think he's being watched by stoats. What are stoats? It's what his generation called watchers
1:00
He's sleeping with a gun by the bed, like... Do you think that maybe he should be in a home
1:06
Yeah, yeah, I do. But do you want to tell him that? You know, the last time I saw him..
1:12
..he genuinely didn't know who I was. For, like, the first ten minutes
1:18
No idea. He kept telling me about his grandson, River. Like, I can't..
1:25
It's horrible to see it