0:01
Oh my God. You guys, this is so bad. Should I just guess
0:11
I bring you this message from abroad. A real interesting broad, too
0:15
That's from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. I remember that one. This is amazing. All right
0:20
People are so empty-headed. They'll believe anything. Is that from Wicked? Ha, I got that right
0:28
Is that Alphabet line? I said that. A man does what he must
0:34
A hero does what no other man can. A man does what he must
0:40
A hero does what no other man can. Oh my God. I did this show
0:48
Is it from Big Fish? Oh my God. Oh, my God. You have taken the position that you no longer want to be part of me or of this family anymore
0:57
That is from debt accounts. Teresa Rebeck, yes. That's very funny. I'll make a note to laugh later when you're dead
1:04
Oh, God, this is from... Okay, wait a minute. That's very funny
1:09
I'll make a note to laugh later when you're dead. Oh, that's from Catch Me If You Can. Yeah
1:13
That's very funny. I'm making a note to laugh later when you're dead
1:18
Yeah. She thinks her balls are cut off. What about my balls
1:22
Is that from Enron? Oh, my God. You'll never share real love until you love
1:30
You'll never share real love until... Oh, that's from Rent. I don't need less than a deserving man
1:38
I need more. I don't need less than a deserving man. I need more
1:43
Does that speed the plow? No. Cornelia Street? No. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
1:49
Oh, this is from My Fair Lady. Well, I don't know less than a deserving man
1:53
Oh, I need more. You gotta do it in an accent
