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What did you do to your hair
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What did you do to your hair? Is that all you brought
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I relinquished all my earthly possessions. Including your follicles? I shaved it
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Yeah, I see that, but why? Texas is hot. I can't be sweating my noggin
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So you just shaved your head? Yeah, and you? We're talking about your bald head
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Yeah, but you're bald. But you're bald. You're bald. Mast it. I know
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She left me a voicemail. Thank you for that. And I'm like this because chemo
0:37
I have breast cancer. What the? Next to menstruation and giving birth
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It's basically a rite of passage for women. You'll probably get it
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You may have it now and not even know it. Have you checked? What, my tits
0:51
Yes, when was the last time you got a mammogram? I don't have breast cancer
0:55
Why didn't you tell me before? About Matt or me? Both. She made me swear I wouldn't
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And as for me, like I said, it's not a big deal. I had surgery and now it's chemo all the time
1:08
I'm close to the end. You don't have to take me places or hold my hair back while I vomit
1:14
I have a guy who helps me out. Is that what you call your husband now
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No, it's the guy who loves my mom. Please don't have sex with him
1:24
I'm not going to have sex with your wrong boy. Now you're going to tell me the real reason you shaved your head
1:31
Well, if anyone would have provided me enough dignity to let me know my mother was about to kick the bucket
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they would have found out I actually know a thing or two about Cambo's dying
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Which is? What we do when our parents pass. We shave our heads
1:46
According to what? To the laws of the big, bad Buddha. And that involves looking like Sinead O'Connor
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And that involves looking like Sinead O'Connor
