0:00
Jane! Harry! Bernie! Marge
0:05
You? Dusty! Oh my God, she broke out of prison to kill us all
0:09
Like I'd waste a manicure snapping your leathery neck. I got a guide for that
0:13
I should have known you were here by the smell of lies and yeast infection
0:18
Hey, I paid extra for non-chip nails. Let's go! Oh, come on
0:22
That's my candlestick holder. Then you shouldn't have left it out on the table where anyone could take it
0:27
This is you containing the situation. Then do not lecture me. Get out of my White House or I will tell your mother you're here
0:34
Ha! But you voluntarily call that hag for anything. The only one she hates more than me is you
0:39
You are Chief of Staff. Your job is to contain situations. I'm the Press Secretary
0:44
If you've stolen so much as a fork from the White House, Stephanie, check her back
0:49
Yes, ma'am. Put a finger on me, kid, or bite it off. Yes, ma'am. My job is to contain stories
0:54
And I cannot contain stories if I don't know the situation. So perhaps you'd like to explain this situation
0:59
Put Dusty in my office, Stephanie. Yes, ma'am. Stay where you are. Stephanie
1:04
Yes, ma'am. Are you an intern? Oh my gosh, do I look like an intern
1:08
Not at all. I'm just visiting. Are you important or are you lost
1:16
Did you get separated from a tour? Sorry, it's just you're not allowed to be in this wing without the proper clearance
1:23
I thought that's what this was for. Where did you get this? Who are you
1:30
I'm Dusty. As in? Dusty. Okay. I'm here about the position. What position
1:39
The position. Why are you winking? I was told to be discreet
1:45
Okay, so why are you winking? Do you mind just, like, pointing me towards the President
1:52
Point you towards the President? I feel dumb. This is all new to me
1:57
I'm supposed to tell the lady that I'm here about the position. Which lady? What lady? The First Lady
2:02
I can't remember her name, but she's like, I don't know, she's like really intense. They're all intense here
2:07
Everyone's intense here. Greg? I swear to God, if you don't cancel your date and pick Kenny up from dance class tonight
2:16
I will feed our children nothing but prunes for the two days leading up to your weekend with them
2:20
And they will go ass on that new white linen couch you think made your shitty studio look like a bachelor party
