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You're not allowed to film, right? Hello. We can't. No, you can't
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Are you sure? You know who I am? I'm a famous, famous woman
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Didn't book it, didn't book, it didn't book, it got very close
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very close, didn't book it, didn't book it. You just can't fool right here
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All right, we'll get out of here. I appreciate it. Thank you, sir. No problem. I'm sorry for
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it to be s Yes, it's so fabulous to be here in New York City for my limited run of pop
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Broadway shows. I'm here at my old punk Sardis and I'm sure they'll welcome me back with open arms
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Something. That's all right. I'll climb up through the fire escape. So I'm just
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chuffed to be here at Sardi's. But I do have a bone to pick with them because they've never put my picture up
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And I see Carol Channing Liza, whoopee and I knew that I belong right there
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So I actually took down a photo of Patti Lupone so that I could put my likeness up there
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I'm sure Patty won't mind if I know anything about her. It's like she's got a great sense of humor
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What can you expect from my show? It is an explosive, fabulous live extravaganza with stunning
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singing dancing stories about my life and career and romances. It's gonna be a fun time
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I guarantee that your mind will be blown and your pants will be blown off and cut. Yeah