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Coke Squatch: The Final Showdown
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May 7, 2025
Get ready for the ultimate battle of the century! In this epic finale, Coke Squatch faces off against its arch-nemesis in the most intense, action-packed showdown the world has ever seen. Who will emerge victorious? Will Coke Squatch claim its rightful place as the champion of the soda universe, or will its opponent pull off the impossible and dethrone the legendary giant? Find out in this thrilling conclusion to the Coke Squatch saga!
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[Music]
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i feel the west the high as I take
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another
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line The world fades away and I feel so
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alive Cocaine sweet cocaine
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You're my pleasure again I can't resist
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your Lord I keep coming back for
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more The white power on my
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fingertips The burning sensation on my
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lips I lose myself in your embrace And I
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forget about the human
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race Cocaine Sweet cocaine
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You're my pleasure my pain I can't
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resist your dude How is this guy going
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to get here Yeah And like I have a
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curfew
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She's kidding Tell me I'm kidding
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I don't know I've been waiting for
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literally ever Yeah Like I have no
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battery no signal Like he's never going
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to reach us
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Dude I literally have one battery Yeah I
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just go forward here
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Who's Natalie That would be me You Rob
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That's me Got what we talked about Of
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course I do You too Absolutely Can we
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try it Where's the money Well I'm going
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to give it to you but I want to try I
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want to see it's good stuff This is pure
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creamy Well we'll be back in five
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Thanks
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Okay So you got to put it on your hands
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like this
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Watch Have you ever done this before Oh
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hold on Obviously Okay Then tip it
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this Let's go
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Are you good Of course I'm good Are you
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good Oh is it just me It's kind of hot
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on here right Claire It is literally 40°
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Guys guys is it is it on my face Will my
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mom see Oh my god Your mom Aren't you
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scared No No She's getting mad Yeah Okay
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I know She's going to freak out Oh my
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god Can you please just chill Don't be
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fake No because it's on your knees I
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just It's on my nose Yeah I don't care I
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don't give a shit Okay come on Chill out
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This is going to you know Okay we're
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good It's going to work No we're good
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That's fine
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I feel I definitely feel weird No I hope
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that's how it starts It's going to get
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better and you're going to feel This is
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supposed to be enjoyable right It's
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going to be just wait Be patient Oh my
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god guys Honestly it's fine It's fine
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I'm good I'm fine I'm like here with
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babies
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Guess you came back for
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some Wait Uh guys did you hear that Yeah
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I did Yeah I didn't hear anything Oh my
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god guys This is This is how it starts
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It's the hallucinations It's the fun
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part Come on guys Don't be babies Oh
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yeah we're good We're fine Okay Okay
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Let's just you know get the vibe going
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Yeah
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[Music]
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Wa
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Cool Run
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This is Jay Russell live on the scene in
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Kerry North Carolina where these tragic
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events took place Looking to get your
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questions answered by the detectives And
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it
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was
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just
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investigating and concerns of those at
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home Stay calm Let us do our job
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Let us investigate Tell us more Any more
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you can tell us This is news Where are
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you
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It does appear to be animal related
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We're not sure yet We're still checking
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it
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out As you can see very good to see
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going on here Let us do our jobs We got
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to come on
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All right There you have it Back to you
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in the studio
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fingertips The burning sensation on my
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lip I lose myself in your embrace And I
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forget about the human
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race
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Cocaine
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cocaine You're my pleasure my pain I
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can't resist your
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love I keep coming back for more
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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Heat Heat
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[Music]
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your
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embrace and
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I
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cocaine
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[Music]
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co I can't resist
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your I keep coming
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back I know you're dangerous but I
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can't the way you make me
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feel to your
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face Cocaine
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sweet
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my pain I can't resist
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your I keep coming back for
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more I know I should let you go but I
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can't break
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free Okay
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[Music]
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Hey Buck Hey how you doing L What's
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going on my man I'm doing good How about
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yourself I can't complain man When you
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called me it sounded kind of important
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What's What you got going on Well you
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know I've been doing this for like a
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very long time and doing this for years
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Um I
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know you do the same thing I
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do At least I think I hope so
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Uh I have not I have not encountered
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anything like this at all
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Um actually I would like you to explain
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to me what is your
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take on I want to say
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Bigfoot Something like that Maybe I I
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think Bigfoot is
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uh I think he's I think Bigfoot exists I
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honestly do And I'll tell you why I mean
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just look at different parts of the
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United States Um parts of North Carolina
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I call him Bigfoot You know the part the
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Cherokee Devil He's uh what is it The
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Kentucky howler or Kentucky screamer the
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Ohio straw man He's the grass man He's
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you know then he's supposedly got a
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cousin the yeti Um which is probably
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just the same creature that's adapted to
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their homeland you know with the white
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fur And and that's um that thing the
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thing is another thing that makes me
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really believe is you get sightings from
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all over the world from people that have
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never met people have never seen a news
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conference anybody else said anything on
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to have that planted in their head what
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they saw
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by somebody else I mean I think it's
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um well I mean that And like I said we
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do know for a fact Bigfoot
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existed okay Because there's been
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skeletal remains found I mean I'm
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talking there is an actual full
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skeleton Um now he
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is I'd say over the last I don't know 30
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40 50 years he's been pretty much
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believed to be
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extinct You know and only like me still
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believe them Um but
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I mean it's it's one of those things
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when you're believed to be extinct you
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you just take just look at the word It's
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believed It's not known And you know
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there's a difference I mean because I
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can
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believe you know this table is
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a drum set Don't make it true you know
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So well I want
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to show you something Of course you can
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see it right plain sight I'm pretty sure
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way I have it in here to um just Yeah
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Let's What I want to know what this
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is and where did you take this mold at
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Let's just say I was on a hunting trip
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Is is this the case with the two girls
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in the drug
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dealer right around the
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locations Okay The
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reason I mean cuz I believe this to be
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from what I've seen of sketches you know
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they've made with the remains and stuff
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of the squatch remains that they've had
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I mean I I think this could very well be
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an
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adult Bigfoot
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All right So I guess that's how I have
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it So um I'm sorry I have a cat That's
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okay It's
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okay There we go
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Um don't mind me It's It's all right Um
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so if you could tell
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me why I've not came across this sooner
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and I've been doing this like again for
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years We go I don't know We go way back
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Um I'm going be honest with you they're
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they're they're so elusive they could
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almost hide in plain sight I mean as far
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as I mean the way they can build the way
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they build their huts that they sleep in
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I mean I'm you probably walked by plenty
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of times didn't even know
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it because they are typically not
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aggressive towards humans I mean um
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because even when you
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hear when you're watching the TV shows
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of people encountered it you know they
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heard a grunt and growl but it
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never tried to attack them So I mean it
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does its best to avoid I think it does
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to avoid human contact So why the bodies
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this Now if the Bigfoot felt cornered
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[Music]
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or startled or something I I mean I
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could see him reacting out
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of you know self-defense I mean cuz he's
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compared to us he's a wild
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animal So I mean my first thought would
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be you know the drug dealer Robbie I
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mean I I'm I'm sorry Ed Man's no longer
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with us but we've been needing to get
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him off the street for a long time I
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mean he's he's been a minister to a lot
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of our kids in our society I agree
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But I I feel like with you know from
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what I've seen in the crime scene
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photos he is parked right up on the
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woods and there was a massive amount of
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cocaine spreading the area you know
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immediately right there And if I'm not
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mistaken he rolled he rolled down a hill
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you know
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So you got to take into effect now we
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got Bigfoot with a face full of
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cocaine So
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what could have
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been self-defense in the first case is
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now turned
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into you would think a rabid or super
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aggressive Bigfoot
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But nobody's seen or heard anything out
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there since to my knowledge
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And which tells me
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that probably that cocaine high that he
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never had before that made him
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aggressive is
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now you know I mean come on we've all
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hit a joint or something growing up I
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mean we we you out here the country and
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you after a while it wears off
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and he probably we probably got lucky
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that uh that one young lady got away and
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and he didn't encounter anybody in the
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immediate time frame So your next step
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what do you think Should hunt kill it
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try to kill
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it or leave it alone
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Well the thing about this one is that
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we're crossing into an area I don't know
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And that's if it's
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like you know you talk about some dogs I
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mean pit bulls mostly are the ones
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accused of this I think you know once
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they get that taste of blood they all
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they always want
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it I don't know that he's like that I
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don't know that he's not like that
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But with three people
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deceased we need to hunt it We
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definitely need to hunt it And
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um I mean for science reasons and just
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my selfish selfish crypted creature
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reasons I would you love to capture it
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alive but at the same time it's already
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killed three people so we need
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to probably put it down
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I
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think I think it's starting to I think
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we need
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to maybe
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become partners in this instead of me
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going out all the time by myself Maybe
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if Yeah absolutely Absolutely Absolutely
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You know I mean you know how hard we
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both are We're still going to both go
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out by oursel at some point So but uh
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you think hang on to that cuz that that
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might be worth some money especially if
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we catch the thing Yeah Or because even
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if we kill it we proved it existed So or
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we get attacked Absolutely All right man
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We're about to get on out of here and uh
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I'll start doing some
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researching you know what I could find
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on you know the last known sightings in
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this area So maybe we got some people to
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start interviewing you know and maybe
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figure out kind of narrow down you know
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how they do on the crime maps kind of
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narrow down
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an area of travel All right All right my
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man Well you have a good one Yes sir
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Take
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care All right I'm going to have to make
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this a quick trip cuz you see with this
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footprint that I'm out after today this
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is going to be a large squatch Um kind
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of wish I'd left it on the porch She
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didn't want to put it on the ground But
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let me get out here and see what we can
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[Applause]
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find Hey