April 27, 2020

hey guys sorry about this but I had a

brain I'd be dangerous here's the

results to my question before who had a

top ten richest superheroes starting off

and I will flip it Oh No okay here we go

starting off at number 10 we got Aquaman

net worth priceless the much of mine and

made fun of until Jason Momoa took over

until Jason Momoa took over and fix that

problem Aquaman is arguably the

wealthiest superhero of all time okay so

why is he on the number one spot well

that's it's easy we can estimate his net

worth at all in addition to having a

kingdom to takes up the entirety of

earth second he puts it averts sorry

all his resources there in yeah he has

priceless Atlantis technically

technically as sovereign ruler of the

Seas he owns every shipwreck shipping

mines minerals is up excuse me all ocean

water motor oil

fishing rights unfortunately he can't or

won't enforce it so you can said

honorable mention you don't count

Aquaman Janet Van Dyne the wasallam ways

in was around a billion dollars so she'd

had she be the low man on the totem pole

and the only female number nine Charles

Xavier Professor X 75 million seven

hundred and fifty million to three and a

half billion

the infamous Professor X and founder of

the x-men and the Charles Xavier Academy

for gifted youths didn't get cerebro in

the x-jet for his good looks and charm I

remember when he was trying to pick up

girls in the UM in first class talking

about how how hip heterochromia

heterochromia Iridum I think that's

what's called its full name excuse me

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it's a mutation then he was still yeah

when I first saw it I was like dude I

was like Chuck you stop trying to math

stuck on the back anyway

he also didn't get him with his ability

to mind-control others which is part of

why he's one of the heroes elicited one

of the heroes listed instead of the

other side different a definitely abled

superhero was a better denied then

Stephen Hawking brain that is money the

old-fashioned way by inheriting it and

yes Charles Xavier is one of the

smartest people in the Marvel Universe

so yeah one word that into third arc

angel angel five billion angel the male

character knock-knock direct method

dragonfly Queen its fire spitter

hardly the least recognized secondly

rich hero he also tended to waffle back

to forth between didn't evil depending

on the circumstances however since he's

been an enormous amount of money

in the tonics running superhero teams he

will he rounded up we go round it up and

count it as good despite the less

distill performance of the x-men movie

franchise

well if I were basically blue it had

metal wings basically fused onto my back

I probably wouldn't I probably wouldn't

look right either mr. F Reed Richards is

it comes in at number 7 and Ty's worn at

5 billion as you can see it doesn't

matter if you love to 2005 Fantastic

Four to 2015 Fantastic Four wait a for

as one of the A's better

we liked both of their own time excuse

me there is a message for you really

Money Magazine has got to be the only

people that actually like that they

actually liked both of those train

wrecks

they taught movies at the end of the day

mr. fantastic was one of the most money

supers

who ever lived but he didn't make the

top 5 hit even he didn't make a lot of

things like time for his wife in a life

so that's his fitting that he lands

somewhere a mediocre despite his

extraordinary brain awesome Adeus okay

for those of you who don't know who

Eisenmann dais is they're gonna mention

it so I'll say it anyway

I think HBO is showing it now but as

like as like an episodic show

there's this comic book there's a kind

of book named Watchmen Ozymandias was

like shoot what's the dude's name was

like Caesar it's like a Caesar you take

you take the Caesar I don't care who it

is Julius kalupia whatever to do to him

to do what the orgies have one of his

own guards kill him kill him because I

think he no I don't think that's why but

he did make fun of him cuz but getting

off of that getting back onto the list

put him in a like a black purple and

gold bodysuit gold cape and a gold the

gold headband and you're close to what

he'll and make him blond blue-eyed the

hosts should match your clothes to what

he loved

anyway we fully accept that as Amadeus

went utterly evil in the end he was a

hero and wealthy when watchmen started

tough call leaving him on this list but

excuse me he technically qualifies that

said Ozma Babli is a fallen hero or less

in the eyes of the fans we won't give

him more credit on this he makes the

list

now this one is the one that shocks me

the next two I should say are the ones

to shock oh by the way as mr. De Aza

Mateus is at seven billion the next to

shocked me Richie Rich eight point nine

billion dollars I didn't call you my got

a friend here neighbors got a friend

staying with me named Richie anyone no

one said they had to be they all had to

be Marvel or DC crossover characters

Richie Rich saved today plenty of times

and he doesn't even have a superpower or

we could just say he's like that man is

saying his superpower is money

he's on money and snark

and loyal friends which makes him more

remarkable than anyone on this list as

heroes in movies go perhaps the funny

non booty kid hero isn't going to be

over be the most popular it's okay

though we could still buy anything he

wants to make him feel better about it I

still I still want to see a new a new

Richie Rich movie it can be CGI it could

be somebody dick you grab some kid off

the street that you get like I don't

care look I don't care what they won't

come I can get I mean because I'm gonna

see the thing don't make it were like

it's the kid the little kid where you

know I'm gonna on his torso he's wearing

a tuxedo top and then shorts and then

sneakers no don't even give him the red

pathetic sweater with the big arm and he

got his bowtie on his I'll let you try

to try to pull up try to pull on Archie

Andrews don't do that to my boy don't do

it you don't make him Lynch make him

rich you know give him some style

give him a style for teenagers

sorry it's sorry I'm moving on over the

place number for Scrooge McDuck okay

I'll say it

DuckTales whoa dude did we mention it

now no not all our human heroes are

human Scrooge McDuck

yes the same Scrooge McDuck in a Miss in

a Mickey's Mickey's Christmas Carol

Mickey's Christmas Carol

DuckTales the hell should match dude in

video game who's the video game who uses

his cane as a freakin golf club who is

smarter than the Smarties and Tuffy

tougher dinner Tuffy's my boy never one

of my boys okay um Scrooge McDuck Oh

the way you did that just made me laugh

the way you walked into the kitchen made

me laugh a little wise you its suck

sorry you came in um well anyway

I'm sorry I gotta let me start over

Scrooge McDuck at sixty five point four

billion dollars oh by the way as you can

read Richie Rich is at eight point nine

billion dollars did we mention not all

our heroes are human Scrooge McDuck is

always saving the town and even the

world with nothing but his walking cane

her stick his nephews his servants and

of course his money we're not sure if he

has a useful superpower but he seems to

have two that we can identify

it's an uncanny connection with his

money and always knows when it's at risk

secondly he could swim to a gold

treasure to the Lost lamp is a bit more

like Indiana Jones in Avenger than the

Avengers let's a feature film

nonetheless he also I would say this

he's also a gadget tier he's he's a

little like Batman because he's got two

like guns one that makes you lose your

friction and one that can make you

bounce off of them I guess I don't know

anyone okay now we at the top three a

number three that's what all you Batman

fanboys is gonna be like oh that's not

fair that's so wrong that's so wrong but

we didn't wait back fanboys number three

Bruce Wayne Batman nine point two to 80

billion dollars he's probably the first

to come to mind when we say wealthy

superheroes

Batman barely make barely made the fight

the top five if we include Aquaman sure

he's literally battled everything from

gods to a dinosaur to uncle he'll

alcoholism and one yet he's always had

his country billions to lay back on when

he needed downtime Bruce's batman

savings grace is that money

it's just means his detective skills an

ability to inspire loyalty and everyone

from alpha to the Joker Oh what gives

this broken broody back his real power

though exact estimates on his wealth

vary wildly he's top tier V next poor

little out from the boy Tony

and Edward yeah sorry Anthony Edward

Stark Iron Man twelve point four to a

hundred billions like Bruce tony is a

rich playboy well 9 a.m. see you anymore

before he died we with too much spare

time and nowhere near enough oversight

but unlike this he did eventually settle

down with a nice woman who was probably

smarter undoubtedly more savvy it

happened

if he ever was don't remind us about

Bruce's brief an ill-fated wife who is

actually a plant and therefore not

legally eligible to sign a marital

agreement

she don't count Catwoman does cuz I

think he I think there's a there's been

a I think they're still married anyway

Iron Man fans will defend the suit to

the end but his superpower is his

massive brain his oversized ego and like

Bruce estimates vary about his riches

but suffice to say they'd hang out in

the same with the same gold dinners if

they were neighbors Tony lives in a

[ __ ] town work in a huge

technological Tower Bruce lives in a

manner five storeys yes but it's still a

Manor and the winner and new champion no

he said that Tara you know that but you

know that Bugs Bunny cartoon when he was

wrestling he was called the terrace

of the richest man on the richest

superhero on the face of the planet

the one man the one man that puts the

fear of God into Republicans to

challenge the Black Panther 500 in above

billions we know this was surprised some

folks because not every comic book fan

loves every comic Black Panther is

valued and value at about around ninety

point seven trillion dollars and that's

probably a steamie given by his

country's tech and their supply of the

rarest literal nurse vibranium if a time

don't wanted to rule the world it would

be to chalice planet it's that simple

fortunately for everyone else

he's not only a benign ruler rosanna a

hero with more sense and caution than

any leader on real earth and there we go

you have it the top ten richest

superheroes and T'Challa is the one is

number one not Batman not Iron Man he'll

a lot of people are shocked at Thor's

not on that list and even then if he was

even then wouldn't it be Odin well

whatever anyway that's your answers -

that's your answer and Batman is actor

is act number three he's in the top

three he's we sneeze in the top three

with a respectable eighty I'm going up

I'm gonna say the most eighty billion

dollars

that's straight-up respectable ain't

nothing you ain't Bruce you ain't got

nothing to be you ain't got nothing to

be upset about upset about me I'll be

all brownie face acting like basically

you but Bruce but to all you Batman fan

boys out there wake up there are people

that like Bruce because he's rich

yeah he's rich he ain't the richest and

the thing of it is though and the thing

the thing of it is this is what of this

is what makes me laugh the richest

superhero is black is from Africa and it

ain't the oil that's there he's not a

sheik he's not a middle-eastern person

no he is a true African Prince

almost King and if you really want to be

technical its Sheree now cuz I think I

think he he said hey Sheree if I go you

Tate if I go you take over the family

you take over Wakanda he called Sheree

his heir his own beloved sister so yeah

there's you answers

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