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ladies and gentlemen dog lovers and
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those who've accidentally stumbled into
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this Comedy Club thinking it's a dog
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park uh let's talk about beagles yes
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those adorable floppy eared nose to the
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ground hounds that can turn your life
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into a delightful circus of
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chaos um if you want a beagle you know
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exactly what I'm talking about um here
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are 10 problems every beagle owner would
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understand one the nose
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nose first off let's discuss their no
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noses beagles have a sense of smell
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that's like having a superpower if that
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superpower was to track down every crumb
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you've ever dropped a walk that should
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take 10 minutes forget it you're now on
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an hour-long Expedition as your beagle
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sniffs every blade of grass every leaf
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and yes that suspicious pizza slice from
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last week you might as well pack a lunch
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two the volume button issue next up is
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control uh or lack they're of beagles
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are vocal creatures they don't just bark
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they howl and ba they even cry like
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they're auditioning for a soap opera you
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hear a doorbell how a squirrel howl the
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neighbor's cat oh boy prepare for an
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Arya if you live in an apartment
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congratulations you've just signed up
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series three uh the exercise
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conundrum now let's talk about exercise
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beagles are energetic little furballs
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that need more exercise than you might
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think plenty of exercise translates to
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you better be ready for Marathon fetch
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sessions and if you think you can just
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throw the ball and chill out think again
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your beagle will have other plans like
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chasing after imaginary squirrels or
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rolling in something that smells like it
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just came out of a dumpster four the
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Obsession and then there's their
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obsession with food if there were an
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Olympic event for begging your beagle
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would take home the gold medal those
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puppy eyes they're not just cute they're
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Weapons of Mass distraction forget
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childproof locks you need fridge proof
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locks because these little
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walk and the next moment sit what's that
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it's as if they've developed an advanced
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form of selective hearing that only
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activates when it's time to follow
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commands so The Escape Artist
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Antics now let's address The Great
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Escape Artist problem beagles are like
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furry little ninjas when it comes to
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escaping your yard you think your fence
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is secure than again they'll find a way
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out faster than you can say where did my
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one minute they're there the next poof
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gone on an adventure that probably
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involves chasing down the neighbor's cat
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seven the non-existent personal space
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personal space what's that if you own a
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beagle forget about it they'll be in
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your lap while you're trying to work
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from home following you into the
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bathroom like they're your Shadow who
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needs privacy when you have a furry
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friend who thinks they belong in every
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aspect of your life eight the shedding
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now let's talk shedding you might think
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having a short-haired dog means less fur
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around the house o how wrong you are
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beagle hair gets everywhere on your
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clothes and your food and yes even in
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your coffee if you're not careful you'll
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find yourself wondering how one small
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dog can produce enough hair to knit a
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sweater nine the distraction factor and
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distractions let's not even start with
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that training a beagle is like trying to
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teach a to focus during story time while
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fireworks are going off outside every
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sound every smell is an invitation to
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investigate something far more
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interesting than whatever command you
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just gave them 10 health issues Galore
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finally let's not forget about health
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issues specific to this breed ear
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infections from those floppy ears and
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obesity from their love of food can lead
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to some serious vet bills down the line
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as a beagle owner you'll become well
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acquainted with your veterinarian and
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not just because they have treats in
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conclusion owning a beagle is like being
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part of an ongoing comedy show where the
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punchline is always unexpected but
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always delightful sure there are
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challenges like the noise level and the
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constant need for exercise but at the
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end of the day those floppy ears and
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wagging Tails make it all worth it so
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here's to all the Beagle owners out
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there may your lives be filled with love
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laughter and maybe just a little last
