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Oct 27, 2025
Schlub just flipped the dinner table and Stupendous is riding an Eagle in this scene
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0:09
Good morning, Scott.
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Wait a moment. You're not Scott.
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Scott has urgent business 10.
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Wait a moment. You're not Scott.
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Scott has urgent business 10 clans to
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cover him.
0:25
All right, then. On with it. What's on
0:27
the agenda for today? What boring
0:29
responsibilities must I show them?
0:31
Whatever you want. You're the king.
0:33
Whatever I want, you say.
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I'll get the same amount of clams either
0:36
way.
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Ah, I like you, New Scott. I hereby
0:40
announce King Schlub's never ending wine
0:42
and pitter festival. All you can eat and
0:44
drink now and always.
0:48
Not to toot my own horn, but I am great
0:50
at this king thing. In fact, you know
0:52
what? I think I will toot my own horn.
0:55
Sir, before you go after your horn
0:57
again, there's a problem. We're already
0:59
out of hummus.
1:00
Ah, there's always more chip than dip.
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Well, not to worry. Announcing King
1:04
Schlub's forever unlimited wine and
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pitter bart.
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And we're out of p.
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King Schlub's super very bottomless wine
1:14
jamberee.
1:16
And we're out of wine. In fact, nobody's
1:18
done anything but drink for weeks. So,
1:20
the whole city's out of food and overrun
1:22
by rats.
1:27
No. Who could have seen this coming? New
1:30
Scott, what do we do?
1:31
I'd tell you, but you're also out of
1:34
clams, so I'm off the clock.
2:02
And maybe the swamp gas had gone to my
2:04
head, but by the end of the date, I was
2:06
walking on air. I think she was really
2:07
into me.
2:08
How could you tell? Don't bo women
2:10
communicate in language consisting of
2:12
grunts and shves.
2:13
Oh, there was grunting and shoving. All
2:14
right. Actually, she may have been
2:16
trying to get me to go away. It has been
2:18
a few weeks since I heard from her. No,
2:20
there was chemistry. Maybe it's old
2:21
custom to wait a bit when you really
2:23
like someone.
2:23
That must be it. Say, what's the word
2:26
for when a city has completely run out
2:28
of food?
2:29
Famine.
2:29
Famine. Yes. And what's the procedure
2:32
for handling that situation when it
2:34
comes up? Purely hypothetical. Is it
2:37
hypothetical or are we dealing with a
2:38
famine right now? Is that why you came
2:40
for breakfast?
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I can't say I know for sure what
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hypothetical means. But to the other two
2:45
questions, yes. Look, I'm sure as king
2:48
you've dealt with this scenario hundreds
2:50
of times. What did you do?
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Never did deal with this actually
2:53
because I was responsible.
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Yeah, look where that got you. Unable to
2:56
offer simple advice to your own dad.
2:58
Listen, what do you say to coming back
3:00
to the palace in a new role as your dear
3:03
old dad's chief of staff and bailing me
3:06
out like old times?
3:07
Dad, I love you and because of that, I'm
3:09
drawing a healthy boundary for us both.
3:11
You and your boundaries. Totally fine to
3:13
kiss on the cheek but not on the neck.
3:15
arbitrary, procrastinian, and impossible
3:18
to keep track of. Well, if you're not
3:20
going to help me with the famine while
3:21
I've still got you, what do we do when
3:23
the city is overrun by rats when
3:26
strictly hypothetical?
3:31
Nah, that's the problem with eating a
3:33
bowl of barnacles. As soon as you're
3:35
done, you just want another bowl of
3:37
barnacles.
3:39
Column column.
3:41
A real column would never say that, Sky.
3:44
I'm not supposed to talk to you.
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Otherwise, someone will rip off my scalp
3:49
and wear it like a hat.
3:50
Hold up. That sounds like my mom. Tell
3:52
me what this is about or I start
3:54
crunching bones.
3:56
Your mom's in Napas for the goddess
3:58
Harris exclusive girls weekend.
4:02
Why wasn't I invited?
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You were.
4:05
Why would mom hide my invitation? Is she
4:08
ashamed of me? To put it gently. Yes.
4:11
I'm not exactly the napis crap. So, I
4:14
have one eye and a built like a big
4:16
hunky square. So, I'm a little
4:18
unpleasant to sit across from while
4:20
you're eating. So, the inside of my
4:22
breastplate's got a smell that can make
4:23
your eyes water. So, I don't have any
4:25
interest in a girl's weekend. But, I'm
4:28
still her daughter. Maybe I'll just
4:30
accept Hara's invitation.
4:32
Why? You hate this kind of pretentious
4:34
event.
4:34
Yeah, but not as much as I hate mom
4:36
thinking I can't fit in at one. Want to
4:38
be my plus one? Oh, wish I could, but
4:41
I'm sort of busy. Training the rats from
4:43
the rat infestation and do your bidding
4:45
using rat sex as a reward. I know you
4:47
pretty well by now.
4:48
The rules are simple. If the rats show
4:50
any sign of intelligence, they get to
4:52
mate. The babies are getting smarter and
4:54
smarter every day. How smart do you want
4:56
the rats to get?
4:57
Just enough to fetch me a cocktail.
4:59
Carlos Elliot, cocktail.
5:02
Cocktail.
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What the alias? This is a genetonic. A
5:16
cocktail has three or more ingredients.
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We'll get there.
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Goddess Queen Deliria
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here. Delighted to see you.
5:31
Where's Jupandis, the demigod princess?
5:35
She couldn't make it. Kicked in the head
5:37
by a mule. Shame. But she knows better
5:39
than to stand that close to the back of
5:40
a mule.
5:42
Giant earrings, giant hat, giant shadow
5:44
glass eye blockers that you can see
5:46
through, but other people can't. So,
5:47
they're not sure where you're looking.
5:49
But also, you're not sure how invisible
5:50
your eyes actually are. So, everyone's
5:52
deliciously just a little on edge. Don't
5:55
mind if I do.
5:56
Oh, I am so glad you're here. I've been
5:58
dying to talk to you more about your
6:00
whole goddess queen thing because as you
6:03
know I'm queen of the gods
6:06
sort of.
6:06
So it's exciting to have someone on my
6:08
level or closer to it at any rate. Now I
6:11
did hear you say something in there but
6:13
of course I was in the middle of a
6:14
sentence so it wasn't my job to stop and
6:16
listen. Or was it somehow? Now that
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you're a goddess queen.
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It was actually.
6:21
Okay. See so interesting. That is why we
6:24
have to talk because that sounds very
6:26
wrong to me.
6:28
Does it?
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I can't wait to hear more about how this
6:32
is meant to work with the status and
6:34
hierarchy and whatnot. Queen, goddess,
6:36
goddess, queen. Well, we certainly both
6:39
outrank these two. Oh, poetus eager. You
6:43
remember Deliria? Still trying to
6:45
pretend her regular goddess daughter
6:47
isn't part goat.
6:51
That was a yawn. She's just a little
6:53
tired from the trip. Um, didn't somebody
6:56
order a Cyclops prostitute?
6:58
Hello, mother. Ashamed to see me.
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You made it. Dell said you got kicked in
7:04
the head by a mule.
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Oh, did Dell. That was like 6 years ago.
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Also, four years ago. Point is, I'm fine
7:12
now.
7:12
Great. Take some earrings. Your ears
7:15
aren't even pissed. What are you doing?
7:17
Fitting
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in.
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Tyrannis, I fixed the famine.
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Really, Dad? How did you do it?
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I ate two birds with bomb gulp and
7:28
solved your love life as well. I had a
7:29
chap with my old friend, Askill the
7:32
Cannibal King. Wait, and this was to
7:33
solve our food crisis.
7:35
That's not what you're thinking. Turns
7:36
out he has a daughter, Visera, and she's
7:38
ready to be married off and produce
7:40
heirs.
7:40
Dad, tell me you haven't traded me for
7:43
grain.
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Not at all. I've simply promised you in
7:46
marriage to the princess as a trade for
7:48
grain.
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Unbelievable. I don't know if you know
7:50
this, but that bog woman is not going to
7:52
call. Where are you going? I'm still
7:54
waiting for my kills.
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We're going to Kassis because all you've
7:58
succeeded in is getting me to do your
8:00
job. And now I'm taking time out of my
8:02
busy day to go to Colasses to fix this.
8:04
When you say busy day, you mean
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I wasn't mopping.
8:07
Not if you don't change the water.
8:09
You're just pushing the dirt around.
8:15
Lassian, fried children. It's
8:17
fingerlicking. Finger Lincoln, try our
8:20
family bucket, which includes one whole
8:21
family.
8:22
Chick-fil-A
8:24
chick as in the wildly derogatory are
8:26
for women and file for the method of
8:27
cutting them off.
8:28
Hi guys.
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Four guys. And you were worried about
8:33
the cannibalism. It's a delight.
8:35
I just have to figure out a way to get
8:36
out of this marriage without ruining our
8:38
trade relationship with Askill.
8:40
Shouldn't you at least meet the princess
8:41
first? You might like her.
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The cannibal princess.
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So she eats people. We all have our
8:46
words. must kill my old friend
8:49
welcome back to Ramis. Good to meet you.
8:52
We've met many times,
8:53
haven't we? I remember that. Look, you
8:55
assured me that he had generous birthing
8:57
hips.
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I suppose I see his hips with the
8:59
father's eyes.
9:01
Well, tonight will meet for Sarah. And
9:03
if she accepts him, they'll be wet at
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once.
9:06
Hold on. If she accepts me, I assume
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this was all set in stone.
9:10
We're cannibals, not muscles. We don't
9:12
marry people awful without their
9:13
concern.
9:14
Interesting. She's got to want to marry
9:17
me.
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And of course, if the wedding falls
9:18
through, she'll be exiled
9:20
from here. That doesn't sound so
9:22
terrible. All I need to do to get out of
9:24
this marriage is to make exile seem more
9:26
appealing than being with me. Are you
9:28
sure about this, Tony?
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I've never been more prepared for
9:31
anything in my life.
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Stupendous. You shouldn't be here.
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Why? You don't think I'm good enough?
9:37
Don't think I can pull off a floppy hat?
9:39
She only invited us because I'm a
9:41
goddess queen, which is a whole other
9:44
kind of special status of god.
9:46
No, it isn't. You made that up.
9:48
Yes, but that's the point. They don't
9:51
know that. I've got them in a wonderful
9:53
panic about it. But it's a very delicate
9:55
balance, and they would love to uncover
9:57
the lie.
9:58
Wait, you don't think I could keep a
10:00
secret? Come on, Mom. I'm a soldier.
10:02
Which means you're good at murder but
10:05
bad at lying. The whole honor thing. You
10:08
know why everyone here wears big hats
10:10
and eye blockers? To hide the faces
10:12
they're lying off.
10:13
What are the earrings for?
10:14
To elongate the neck. Keep up. The fact
10:17
is you were invited so they could grill
10:19
you. So if you can't lie, I'll lose this
10:22
new status I've worked semih hard for
10:24
for however long it's been. A couple of
10:26
weeks.
10:27
What if you taught me
10:28
to lie? I am an expert at lying. If you
10:33
buckle down and really work hard, I'm
10:36
sure it would work. You'd think so.
10:38
No, that was a lie. I've got my work cut
10:41
out for you.
10:42
So, Miss Visera, let's talk about your
10:44
interests.
10:44
Okay. Well,
10:46
wow. Very cool.
10:47
Oh, I barely said anything.
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Yes, I still interrupted you. Now, I'll
10:50
talk about me for a bit, just until the
10:52
light goes out of your eyes.
10:53
I still don't see why you wouldn't at
10:55
least consider marriage. She's gorgeous.
10:58
Way out of your league. Thanks, Dad.
11:00
Tell me, Lisa, do you like alternative
11:02
comedy or anti- comedy? where the humor
11:04
is more conceptual and challenges
11:06
people's assumptions about what it even
11:07
means to be funny.
11:09
I love it.
11:10
Well, I wonder whether you really know
11:13
the kind of thing I'm talking about. If
11:14
you do, you probably don't completely
11:16
understand it. I'd be happy to take you
11:18
to see and explain the jokes to you.
11:20
Seriously, would you? You are so
11:23
generous with your expertise.
11:25
Ever seen a thigh that's skinnier than
11:27
its adjoining calm?
11:29
Ooh, yeah. I think it's hot. I like that
11:31
you're built like a marionette someone
11:33
whittleled while drunk.
11:34
Come slug. Let's leave young lovers to
11:37
their loving.
11:38
A kiss. I should mentioned that it's
11:40
customary for the bride to take a
11:42
ceremonial bite out of the groom's lip.
11:45
Oh, isn't that
11:47
Are you um Hold on. Are you on to me?
11:51
You mean the fact that you're trying to
11:52
repel me? Yeah. Good luck with that.
11:54
You mean you want to marry me?
11:56
You know what? I'm not wild about the
11:58
idea, but it's the only way I can
11:59
eventually run this place, and I'm not
12:02
trying to get exiled.
12:03
Wouldn't it be better to be exiled and
12:05
free to do what you want instead of
12:07
being forced to do what your dad wants
12:08
here?
12:09
What I want is to create the best
12:10
possible classes. I actually think I'd
12:13
be a pretty great leader making
12:14
improvements.
12:15
Improvements like adding another toddler
12:17
buffet.
12:17
Ty, it's a small city. How many toddler
12:20
buffets do we really need?
12:22
You actually have Oh, hey, you're funny.
12:26
Thanks. Coming from a comedy expert that
12:28
means a lot.
12:31
Okay. Stupendous. Lying is just like
12:33
strangling a man. It's sweaty work that
12:35
doesn't feel good at first.
12:36
Disagree. First strangle is famously the
12:39
best.
12:40
But with practice, it becomes second
12:42
nature. And I need you to not give away
12:44
that goddess queen is a scam. So repeat
12:47
after me. I love your hair.
12:49
I love your hair.
12:50
Terrible again.
12:52
Oh, that's just water weight. I couldn't
12:55
help you move. I was sick with an
12:57
illness that killed both of my grandmas.
13:00
What? You totally have the bone
13:02
structure to pull off a pixie cut. What
13:04
a beautiful infant child. That one feels
13:07
like a stretch.
13:08
Not if you said it.
13:10
Sure, I'd love to see a play. Sure, I'd
13:13
love to see a play. Sure, I'd love to
13:16
see a play.
13:17
Wait, do that last one again. Second to
13:19
last.
13:20
Sure, I'd love to see a play.
13:21
By Zeus, I think you've got it.
13:23
Really? Nah, but the party's starting
13:25
and if we're late, we won't get a swag
13:27
bag.
13:28
Flawful friend, soon to be family.
13:31
Yes, I hope so. I know, sir. Guess I'll
13:33
be spending a lot more time here and you
13:36
in Crapopoulos.
13:37
In Craopolis?
13:38
When you come to visit Vera?
13:40
Oh, I see. No. Tyrannosis and Visera
13:43
will live here. Colassus is a closed
13:45
society. After the wedding, your son
13:47
will never be able to leave.
13:49
Never be able to leave.
13:51
Have a drink with me?
13:52
I thought you'd never asked.
13:55
What the? This isn't wine.
13:57
Of course it's not. You're in colasses.
13:59
Oh,
13:59
it doesn't taste like blood.
14:00
No, it's cranberry juice. I don't drink.
14:03
I'm sure we've tippled together in the
14:05
past. That's him at the table.
14:06
Marktails. You do know you're in a dry
14:08
society, right?
14:10
There's still some in there. No
14:12
drinking. My son can never leave. But I
14:14
suppose he'll be happy here with your
14:16
daughter.
14:16
The main thing he'll be expected to do
14:18
is produce many strabing female heirs.
14:21
No, that part doesn't sound so bad.
14:23
Via monogous procreative settings by
14:25
missionary only. Obviously,
14:28
I have to save my boy.
14:32
Wait, you let people choose their
14:34
leader. Choose your dad.
14:37
I know. Rookie mistake, right?
14:40
All right. Yep.
14:41
Yes. My misfortune is hilarious.
14:44
It isn't. I mean, it's cool you invented
14:47
an electron process. Really? But should
14:50
have seen that coming.
14:51
You have a nice laugh.
14:52
I can't tell if you're flirting now or
14:54
still trying to drive me away.
14:55
I acknowledge that it is probably hard
14:56
to tell the difference.
14:57
Wow. And you didn't win the election.
15:05
So, I feel like I have to ask about the
15:08
cannibal thing.
15:09
Cannibal thing? Come on, Ty. Do I come
15:12
to your city and police your customs?
15:13
Well, no. I just
15:14
I'm kidding. Mostly, honestly, it's not
15:16
something I'm proud of. I know it's a
15:18
little barbaric, but a good butt
15:20
sandwich or some crispy raider belly.
15:22
Oh, I might not be a good enough person
15:24
to completely give that stuff up.
15:26
Tasty, huh?
15:27
Try some.
15:27
N.
15:33
Okay, you can do this one last time.
15:36
My mom's a goddess queen, which is a
15:38
whole another level of God. So, that's
15:40
cool. You were right. Lion felt bad at
15:42
first, but then I just started believing
15:44
my own lies. This feels like the day I
15:46
gave birth to you and that I have once
15:48
again created a monster. Now go forth
15:50
and fudge.
15:51
You're not wrong. He's wrong.
15:54
Hey, what you're doing isn't stupid.
15:56
It's brave. Go. I've seen goats and
16:00
nobody at this party seems like a goat.
16:02
It's not a wart. It's just a bump. Warts
16:04
are contagious.
16:07
I am so glad you're enjoying the party.
16:09
Has either of you had the chance to say
16:11
hello to Alya?
16:14
Cala is here. I love her. I'm going to
16:17
go and say hi right now.
16:19
Right over there.
16:20
Yes. Forgot we just have to um Cala is a
16:23
personification of truth. She can detect
16:25
any falsehood, no matter how
16:27
convincingly fibbed. Oh,
16:29
personifications are the worst.
16:33
Oh, really?
16:35
Where do you stand on arranged marriage?
16:38
Outdated, paternalistic. When I'm queen,
16:41
I'll abolish the practice.
16:42
As you should. Although if you like the
16:44
person at all.
16:45
Oh, you mean like if you thought he was
16:47
kind of cute in a weird way.
16:49
Do you I mean would one Wait, I'm sorry.
16:52
Was the biting thing real?
16:55
Do you want it to be?
16:58
I spent weeks designing this tablescape.
17:01
What are you doing,
17:01
son? I just wanted you to have a
17:03
girlfriend and to trade you for gra. But
17:05
if you live here, I'll never see you
17:07
again.
17:08
I didn't say you can't see him. You said
17:10
I'd have to come to a city with no
17:12
drinking and a dim view on adulterous
17:14
shenanigans. Like I'm going to come to a
17:16
place with no shenan. Stop spreading
17:18
hairs. The deal is off. We'll get our
17:20
grain somewhere else.
17:21
It's not just a grain. If you call off
17:23
this marriage, Viser will be excellent.
17:25
And our friendship will be so off.
17:27
So be it. My son deserves a life of
17:29
freedom. Why? And to be the lazy one on
17:31
the bottom sometimes. Why should he do
17:33
all the work?
17:35
I'll call you.
17:38
I should have known. This was all a trap
17:40
to prove my goddess queen status is a
17:42
lie. I have a plan.
17:44
Stupendous. You can't dupe Ala. Even I'm
17:47
not phony enough to pull that off.
17:48
We're not going to lie to her. You're
17:50
going to slip out the back and I'm going
17:52
to lie to everybody else.
17:53
That's your plan. Fleeing.
17:55
No. Slipping out. That's how a goddess
17:58
queen leaves a party rudely and without
18:00
saying goodbye.
18:02
Oh my god, that almost sounded like a
18:04
thing. If I've learned anything here,
18:05
it's that social rules are just lies
18:07
that more than two people believe.
18:09
But how will you get out of talking to
18:10
Alfa?
18:11
I'll tell her I got to hit the can.
18:13
It's technically never a lie.
18:16
You changed your mind. How was I
18:17
supposed to know?
18:18
I don't know. Reading the room, picking
18:20
up on subtle cues.
18:21
I've never really had to do that. I
18:23
prefer huge cues.
18:24
Sarah was smart, beautiful, passionate
18:26
about civilization. I liked her, Dad.
18:29
And not to give up wine and a world of
18:31
sexual options. for me to give those
18:33
things up briefly if I ever want to see
18:35
my son.
18:36
Honestly, yes. And I know that's
18:38
actually a legitimate sacrifice for you.
18:40
So, yeah, that much.
18:44
Somehow things are worse off than they
18:45
started.
18:48
Wait a moment. You're not new, Scott.
18:50
I'm sorry I tried to keep you from the
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party.
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It's okay. I just thought you were
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ashamed of me.
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Stupendous. I've never been ashamed of
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you.
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Come on, Mom. Don't bull poop a freshly
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minted bull pooper.
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Well, I've certainly never been less
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ashamed of you than I am today.
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That I can maybe believe. One question.
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Why did you even tell Scott where you
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were going?
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H I tell Scott everything.
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What?
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King Prince Tyrannis has answered your
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summons.
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Right. Send him in.
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Dad, you're very awake at midday.
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I'm as surprised as you. I've given a
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lot of thought to before when I needed
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help and you said no. I should have just
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bailed you out like you asked. You may
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have messed up my love life, but you
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never asked to be king. You shouldn't
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have to do it alone.
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I know. I needed a number two, which is
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why I decided to get one. Right after I
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stop laughing with the words number two.
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There I go again. It's actually the
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number part that's the funniest when you
19:44
get past the front facing funny feces.
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No, it's the tooth. Wait, it's the
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feces. Well, I'm not sure I want to do
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it as a permanent position, but I'd be
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happy to help you out now and then. Oh,
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you misunderstand. I went in another
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direction.
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Tai,
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Princess Visera.
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Although it's just for Sarah now, exile
20:04
and all,
20:04
which made her easy to hire. I remember
20:07
you said she was passionate about
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civilization.
20:10
How on earth did you retain that?
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No clue. All I know is she seemed like
20:13
the girl for the job.
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Thanks, Dad. This was Kingy of
20:17
Visera. You may start doing work
20:19
immediately. And now, time for a nap.
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Scott, I'm back. So, you're welcome, by
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the way,
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for getting me exiled.
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I was going to say getting you your
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dream job and out of exile.
20:31
H pretty sure that was your dad.
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I just hope it's not tense working with
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your ex.
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Okay, we were never together.
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We were pretty close. Admit it, we had a
20:39
we had a moment.
20:40
Okay, maybe we had a moment.
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Or maybe I was just being nice because I
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was hoping to draon you into marriage
20:48
and turn you into my psy for my own
20:49
creative uses. Guess we'll never know.
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See you around the kingdom. I'd be fine
20:53
with either one of those things for the
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record.
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Tricky.
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And then he said, "So I'm just out of
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the chop now. What am I going to do?"
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Oh, Scott. He's always be my favorite.
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Good wine, by the way.
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Oh, yeah. I thought we ran out of wine.
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Glad you like it.
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Hippo, did he solve the famine while we
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were gone?
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Oh, no, not at all. This is all we have.
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Tiny rat feet can only stomp so many
21:23
grapes. And tiny rat nipples can only
21:25
make so much rat milk cheese. It's been
21:27
that way since there's been nipples on
21:29
rats. Tiny what?
21:31
Carlos, Elliot, Ethan, get in here.
21:36
Those rats. What was the thing you were
21:38
saying that it only makes so much?
21:40
Oh my god. The rat boot cheese is
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actually really good. Right. Right.
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Right. Did you get any of that?
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Thank you.