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that's some weird [ __ ] where we dig up
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the craziest quirkiest stories that make
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you go "What the heck just happened?"
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Buckle up it's about to get weird
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as As this uh segment progresses I get
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fewer and fewer strange stories i'm I'm
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I'm having to dig really deep into the
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internet to find stuff i've been I've
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been utilizing Reddit mostly and then
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sometimes I I use uh the blogs that I
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have pinned in my feedly list so the
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first one here is uh apparently uh
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police have warned people that were
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going to the download festival which
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used to be called uh something else back
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in the 80s uh it was Donington that's
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what it was it was it was the Donington
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concert series which was basically like
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a either I think a week long or a
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weekend long uh heavy metal series of
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concerts so think of like uh like uh
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like um Ozfest but like exclusively at
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the same place every year and only that
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place every year uh police issuing mosh
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pit warning ahead of download festival
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in listenshshire
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i I I don't know how to pronounce that
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word that place where download festival
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takes place you can Google it
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listershire is that how it's pronounced
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uh sure
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it's like wish
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well we don't have that so yeah police
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are warning rock fans this weekend at at
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Donald Festival about the potential for
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accidental calls while in the mosh pit
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the police the local police issued an
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alert ahead of the event at Donington
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Park at Donington Castle even which
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begins on Friday posting on Facebook the
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the force said previous years they
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received a rise in nearly seven nearly
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700 extra uh emergency calls over there
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it's 999 we we have 911 but they have
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999 uh caused
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uh by the energetic dancing at download
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tech the tech assumed that people in the
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mosh pit had been in a collision causing
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uh the emergency contact number to be
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called and abandoned calls
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so basically leave your phone in your
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car folks or don't take it with you when
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you go to a download festival uh or have
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someone hold your [ __ ] while you're in
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the mosh pit
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i mean do phones act I guess they I
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guess they could accidentally hit the
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emergency call button if it's locked
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right
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yeah i mean a lot of times it's just
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like
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you press the uh lock button too many
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times and it does it okay cuz I know on
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my my Android phone it has emergency
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call on it don't mosh with a phone in
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your pocket you're just going to break
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your phone or hurt yourself or somebody
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yeah i mean that that would be my
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concern is like you know if I have my
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phone in my pocket it's going to get
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destroyed no the phone should go in your
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fanny pack and the fanny pack can be
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tied under your chair or have or have
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someone who's not have someone who's not
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up for mushing at this at at this point
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in the show to watch your [ __ ] yeah
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don't take it with you or if they if if
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this venue has lockers to put your [ __ ]
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away so you don't have to worry about
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your [ __ ] going walkabout
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so yeah I just I saw that I was like "Oh
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that's kind of funny." I mean then you
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and then like the people outside are
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like "Why are all these ambulances
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showing up?" We got on a report there
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was a collision over here it's like this
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is a concert there's people like
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slam dancing and marching do they even
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call it slam dancing anymore probably
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not i'm I'm aging myself at this point
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so Well it's National Gen X Day you're
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allowed to do that today
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that was the original name for for
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moshing was slam dancing folks because
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that's what you did you were bouncing
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off each other you were running into
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people it was a cool way for guys to
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dance with each other without it being
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gay
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it was a It was a good way to dance and
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get the excess energy out man you don't
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understand man you can't just go up to a
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guy and be like "Dude you want to
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dance?" But you run and jump and throw
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your whole body into him now he better
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dance it's like and and it's not like I
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wanted to beat the guy up but I
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definitely wanted to hurt him you know
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and what's really want him to feel me
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what's what's really funny is the
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average person who's never been to a
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heavy metal show thinks that mosh pits
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are just inherently violent and everyone
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gets hurt some people get hurt because
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they don't know any better and those
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around them don't help them um but for
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the most part every time I've ever been
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to a mosh pit anybody who's fallen to
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the ground has been immediately picked
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up and like "Are you okay are you hurt
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do you need anything?" All right cool
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let's get back to the pit that's how
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it's always been in fact the last time I
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mo I was in a mosh pit was in a small
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venue here in Seattle South Seattle uh
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called Ly's Liquor Lucky Liquor and they
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had a really great thrash metal band
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these guys were all in their 20s they're
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[ __ ] amazing and I got into this
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circle pit which is basically a mosh pit
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is everybody's running in circles it's
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just one giant circle and everyone's and
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then and then the occasional person will
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cross over cross over the circles to the
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other side and that's when you get
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bounced into and knocked over well I was
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doing that and uh I got I got I got uh
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someone did like a like a football
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tackle I think because they did they put
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their arms up like they're blocking and
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they kind of came at me and they pushed
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up when they hit me so I got knocked up
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off my feet i went up in the air and all
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I remember is like going backwards and
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then falling on my ass
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and like luckily for me I did not bounce
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uh my head or anything important off the
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cement floor yeah that's dangerous i I
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my my lower back hurt for like two weeks
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after that but that was the extent of my
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hurt maybe my pride was hurt a little
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bit more but that was the extent of it
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all right next story man anytime you hit
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the floor though when there's people
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running around like you hit the floor
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that's dangerous i mean especially at a
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small small venues like that they don't
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that's how people get trampled in what
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concerts and [ __ ] that's in a mosh pit
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you're never going to get trampled
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because people will see you fall and
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then grab you pick you up
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you know so okay so this next story was
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one that actually made me laugh at the
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at the at the uh title of it tsa is
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urging people to stop trying to use
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their Costco card as a real ID
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folks yes you have a black and white
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photo of your your your a mug shot on
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your Costco card but that is not a valid
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ID i think the airlines and stuff like
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used to take a Costco card for certain
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IDs really because Costco is that tough
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about giving out their IDs i mean not
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really i mean you could you don't have
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to give them your state ID when you get
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your Costco card you just give them
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money and they take your photo
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i'm trying I'm trying to remember what
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we had to because I I finally got my own
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Costco card uh through my wife's work
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and uh I had to go down there i had to
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provide him some stuff trying to
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remember what all we had to do but there
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was a time where a Costco ID would work
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for lots of things well I mean I just
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know from the times I've gone to Costco
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I don't remember them asking for my
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driver's license but it's very possible
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they did and I just don't remember
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because it was so unimportant to me you
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know being Well it would have only been
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like the very first time you signed up
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yeah and that was You know what my first
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Costco card was on my mom's account and
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I was a teenager so I I probably didn't
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need to give any ID because my mom did
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so and then my I I when when I opened my
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own account I was like I have this card
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i want to can I make this my own account
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can I because my mom is no longer with
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us and her account is no longer active
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and they're like "Yeah." So that's how I
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got my card but this is what this You
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back doored it you back doored it yep i
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did it i did a cornhole
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corn uh it says the TSA is expressing
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frustrations with travelers who are not
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providing proper Real ID to fly on a
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Facebook post Wednesday the TSA made it
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known that Costco membership cards is
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not an acceptable identification we love
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hot dogs and rotissery chickens as much
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as the next person but please stop
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telling people their Costco card counts
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as a real ID because it absolutely does
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not the TSA wrote "Don't believe
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anything."
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I I mean it's it's got to be like
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it's got to be like places like Florida
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or like someplace in the south where you
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know
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this is my Costco ID it's got my face on
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it it's real it's a real ID it's got my
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name and my face it's not a fake Costco
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card
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starting May 7th most adults catching a
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flight in the US are now required to
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present either a passport or an upgraded
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identific
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identification card uh that meets
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federal Real ID standards according to
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the Associated Press the requirements is
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20 years in the making a real ID is a
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driver's license or other stateisssued
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ID that meets security requirements
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mandated in 2005 law passed uh in the
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aftermath of September 11th 2001
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terrorist attacks in most cases real ID
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are designated with a white star in the
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yellow circle real IDs have been
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available for years from the DMV people
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who didn't get one by May 7th still can
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apply
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the Department of Homeland Security
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website links to information in each
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states on scheduling appointments and
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lists the documents needed when I got my
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enhanced driver's license which is
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definitely considered a uh real ID uh I
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needed to have a copy of my my birth
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certificate
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and uh social security card and
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a valid uh either state ID or driver's
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license
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so that's how I got And you didn't show
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them your Costco card you weren't like
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"What about this?"
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I mean no because I think at that point
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my Costco card didn't even have my photo
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on it
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i mean I I about I think that same year
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that I got that that driver's license is
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when I I last updated my photo on my
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Costco card and uh I swear to God I've
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lost some weight or I've always looked
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like Chum Lee from Pawn Stars
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cuz that photo my head looked like a
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[ __ ] pumpkin man and it was I had as
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as people have seen on on this video I
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don't have my front teeth anymore and
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it's part of the reason why I have
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trouble with some words um back then I
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still had teeth but uh if I was to like
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if I if my head was that big still to
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this day I I'd be like I really need to
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lose some weight cuz it I' I when I saw
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how big my head looked on that photo I
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was like that did you guys like stretch
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the image like no well nothing looks
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worse than a Costco photo i mean except
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for maybe like a a work ID which is it's
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basically the same thing same thing it
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really is because my my ID card from
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when I worked at Earthlink uh the camera
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for like taking our photo was on the
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ceiling so I had to look up at the
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camera and which always makes you look
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like a a mug shot so I So a higher angle
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is better than a lower angle yeah it
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definitely uh I'm like I I don't know
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what the angle was for Costco but it
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made my head looks massive i look like I
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I looked like I looked like I looked
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like a a jack-o'Lantern
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uh on a uh on a stick so um All right so
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then the last story I have here uh I I
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grabbed it because I was like "Wait
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didn't they used to do like these these
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meetings someplace in the Midwest at a
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private like um private property
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someplace?" The annual Shadowy
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Bilderberg group takes place in Sweden
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this year
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because yeah I could have sworn that
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they used to do those like at some like
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billionaires compound out in the middle
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middle America
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it probably says that here in You have
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to explain to me what this Bilderberg
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think is so for those who you don't know
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the Bilderberg group is what is uh
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people think is the shadowy organization
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that runs our country also known as the
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Illuminati
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see I thought it was Black Rock and
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State Street i mean those guys are
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probably all part of it too i mean it's
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uh you know the Illuminati has always
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been like the shadowy you know uh group
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of people who make a you know hey we're
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going to do this with this and that and
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the other and we're going to get rid of
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that and this and that and the other
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kind of thing so the first time I smiled
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or laughed after Trump got elected the
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first time was an EMTT Montgomery
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Facebook post that just said in all caps
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"This is a horrible way to find out the
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Illuminati aren't real
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[Laughter]
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the Illuminati." Um uh so yeah it says
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the meeting took place at the Grand
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Hotel in Stockholm the event which has
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taken by the way this already is
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sounding like the setup of a Wes
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Anderson film probably this is which has
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taken place almost every year since 1954
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remains shrouded in mystery and intrigue
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originally intended uh intended to be to
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enable dialogue between Europe and North
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America the group which is comprised of
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some of the world's most powerful
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politicians bankers and business owners
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has become synonym onous with stories of
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shady dealings and class clandestine
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government agendas
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where it happens
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adding to the mystery surrounding the
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group's annual meetings is the fact that
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no cameras or journalists are allowed
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inside uh meaning that everything is
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everything that is discussed remains
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private so it's basically like going to
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Vegas what state what happens in Vegas
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stays in Vegas this year's meeting which
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took place yesterday was attended by
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NATO general general security Mark Rut
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Microsoft CEO
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Satya Nadella and US uh military
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commander uh Christopher Donahghue
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according to the reports the meeting
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aimed to address topics
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uh such as situation in Ukraine
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artificial intelligence transit trans
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transatlantic
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relations and uh distribution of
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valuable rare minerals
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and uh who who the I don't know it's if
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you if you go on to like uh onto like
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conspiracy theory websites and search it
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search for the built that this group
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you'll build I L D R
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Yeah
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as things as things stand it remains
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unclear just how impactful the
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Bilderberg meetings actually are to
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global events with some playing down
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their significance and others
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maintaining they are secretly more
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influential than many world governments
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suffice to say it is unlikely we'll ever
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know exactly what goes on at these
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events after the doors have closed
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i remember seeing an article about a guy
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who snuck into one of these things and
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took photos and they do apparently they
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have like a ritual sacrifice and and
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things of that nature now the ritual
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sacrifice as presented by this this
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article was that it was a mock sacrifice
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it wasn't a real sacrifice um you know
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it was a play so to speak and uh but
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apparently they used to do actual
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sacrifices and you know and you know
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every time you see like a a a a secret
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organization in a movie that is like
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wearing robes and carrying torches the
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stone cutters yeah exactly like the
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stone cut it's based on this group or
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the rumors of Well it's all kind of it
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it's It's all very reminiscent of a
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typical uh fraternity club like the
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Freemasons yeah yeah and and I think
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it's how it started as as a variant on
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the the Masons
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and that would make sense because and
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because it was all like leaders of of
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countries and corporations and stuff
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that it became this super secret and
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that you if you weren't part if you
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weren't like a top CEO of of a Fortune
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500 or whatever kind of company you
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weren't invited you had to be invited to
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you wouldn't just because you had a
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bunch of money didn't mean you were
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going to be able to go you had to be
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invited and it's a club yeah yeah it's a
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It's a private club and Yeah it's a
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private club and people of high
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influence are part of it so they're
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obviously going to discuss things here
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that end up having a play when they get
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out of the meeting as well like they
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definitely like there's there's
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something to the fact of anytime
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powerful people get together privately
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uh I mean but is it is it more world
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changing than when
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Justice Alo hosts a guest at his dinner
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and they conspire to get Roie Wade
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overturned yeah is it I mean it's it's
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the same type of stuff that we're Yeah
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it's it's it's you know it it does
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definitely smack up like a a uh a dude
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bro gathering with a bunch of guys who
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wear their hats backwards and but it's
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an elitist it definitely is an elitist
19:16
uh cabal that gets to privately Yeah you
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know canoodleoodle with each other and
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who knows what comes of it if anything
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yeah i like I said go on go on that that
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uh that down that rabbit hole of the
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Bilderberg group on YouTube or on uh on
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on Google you'll find all kinds of
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interesting stories whether or not
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they're true is really the question but
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still interesting stories and I've
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always maintained that uh that um
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conspiracy theories always make for the
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best science fiction
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doesn't have to be great storytelling it
19:52
just has to be entertaining
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there you go that I mean that's Isn't
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that Isn't that our news culture these
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days pretty much yeah doesn't matter if
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it's factual or right or good it just
20:05
has to be entertaining yeah yeah well I
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think that is it for today folks and um
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and we are and we are trying to be
20:13
informative and factual and we're trying
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to be anything but entertaining here on
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this show
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i I did want to play a clip here real
20:22
quick and see if I can pull this up on
20:24
my phone this better not be
20:25
entertainment no it's not no it's just a
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it's a it's a thing that I forgot to put
20:30
on the board i was like "Oh yeah i was
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