https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/the-power-of-absence The Power of Absence Reclaiming leverage through strategic inconvenience. Remind them who does the actual work. What is the pettiest time youve used a sick day just to cause chaos for management? worklife toxicworkplace officelife careeradvice corporatetok https://video-meta.open.video/poster/NVDadvqW3NGI/E3alb9u4Pc2_IIgxrl.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/NVDadvqW3NGI/1789127185/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=E3alb9u4Pc2 9 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/the-baseline-reset The Baseline Reset Stop training management to expect you to work 24/7. Manage up by doing less. What time did you stop answering emails yesterday? Drop it below, and grab my free guide to Operational Equilibrium at the link in my bio. careeradvice worklifebalance toxicworkplace corporatetok worklife desmondvance https://video-meta.open.video/poster/eozash0H7ZJQ/-3aRaT05Ot2_DNjskw.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/eozash0H7ZJQ/1789127315/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=-3aRaT05Ot2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/the-unlimited-pto-scam The Unlimited PTO Scam How to actually use your unlimited PTO before they make you feel guilty for taking a Friday off. How many days of your unlimited PTO have you actually used this year? Drop the depressing number in the comments. worklife careeradvice toxicworkplace corporatetok pto mastertheminimum https://video-meta.open.video/poster/fErSphfGE7ic/E3bkG8u5Pc2_ITPNxV.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/fErSphfGE7ic/1789127315/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=E3bkG8u5Pc2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/the-task-graveyard The Task Graveyard Weaponize polite delay tactics against management. careeradvice corporatetok worklife toxicworkplace officelife desmondvance https://video-meta.open.video/poster/Hkn0ErXP7ZHd/EhH7amu5Pt2_DqOnty.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/Hkn0ErXP7ZHd/1789127321/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=EhH7amu5Pt2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/guard-your-lunch-hour Guard your lunch hour How to stop coworkers from booking meetings during your lunch break. careeradvice worklife corporatetok officelife boundaries desmondvance https://video-meta.open.video/poster/anvatxGPBRlb/-hb7GC0POc2_UvNxcr.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/anvatxGPBRlb/1789127315/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=-hb7GC0POc2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/excellence-is-a-trap Excellence is a trap If you are too good at fixing the printer, you become the Printer Guy. If you are too good at formatting PowerPoint slides, you become the Deck Guy. Excellence is a trap. Cultivate a gentle, harmless incompetence at tasks you dont want to do. Im just not very tech-savvy, you say, as you avoid three hours of unpaid IT work. Master the minimum. Excellence mastertheminimum meetsexpectations https://video-meta.open.video/poster/ILn8cx4jxNtc/-xbBam1zPY2_IiruyB.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/ILn8cx4jxNtc/1789127844/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=-xbBam1zPY2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/the-pond-has-no-exit The pond has no exit. Welcome to the corporate retention pond. DesmondVance OfficeLife ToxicWorkplace 9to5 CareerStagnation Burnout https://video-meta.open.video/poster/fMjGxdPbx_XJ/EhbQHDu5OI2_PvNTlq.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/fMjGxdPbx_XJ/1789127838/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=EhbQHDu5OI2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/status-offline Status: Offline Status: Offline. Notifications: Paused. Empathy: Depleted. Happy Friday. Recharge your apathy with my free ebook: https://www.mastertheminimum.com/free-ebook/ fridayvibes mastertheminimum meetsexpectations https://video-meta.open.video/poster/J1zShtPix7ZQ/E3b7anu5OY2_tyQfDC.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/J1zShtPix7ZQ/1789127837/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=E3b7anu5OY2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/we-did-nothing-last-quarter-we-lost-zero-market-share We did nothing last quarter. We lost zero market share. Cant lose if you dont play. DesmondVance BusinessStrategy CorporateHumor RiskManagement ROI QuarterlyResults https://video-meta.open.video/poster/JIyaldir-J4O/FhHQaD0yPZ2_lKTBFI.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/JIyaldir-J4O/1789128035/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=FhHQaD0yPZ2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/mid-day-meditation-visualize-a-gentle-brook Mid-Day Meditation - Visualize a gentle brook MondayMeditation Close your eyes. Visualize a gentle, babbling brook. Now visualize gently tossing your laptop into that brook. Stay there. Do not return to the Slack thread. mastertheminimum meetsexpectations mondaymeditation https://video-meta.open.video/poster/gHaOwriz7V5k/FhHRGDv4OZ2_aXPXnT.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/gHaOwriz7V5k/1789128035/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=FhHRGDv4OZ2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/mid-day-meditation-lower-your-expectations Mid-Day Meditation - Lower Your Expectations Mid-Day Meditation. Center yourself. Unclench your jaw. Lower your shoulders. Now, profoundly lower your expectations for Q3. There. Much better. middaymeditation mastertheminimum meetsexpectations https://video-meta.open.video/poster/GpbGEvPq3ZPP/wEaRa91yjc2_RTCpTR.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/GpbGEvPq3ZPP/1789128165/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=wEaRa91yjc2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/garyupdate-dont-worry-he-meets-expectations GARYUPDATE - Dont worry, he meets expectations Gary got Meets Expectations again this quarter. He celebrated the way he always does. He went kayaking. GaryUpdate mastertheminimum meetsexpectations kayaking https://video-meta.open.video/poster/IyqOlfirwNBb/wobkbSujic2_SrZVVu.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/IyqOlfirwNBb/1789128166/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=wobkbSujic2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/but-look-at-where-youre-paddling But look at where youre paddling. Stop paddling. Look around you. DesmondVance DuckLife CorporateCulture BurnoutPrevention RealTalk CareerAdvice https://video-meta.open.video/poster/JmiqFv8z37qG/2-H6G81yit2_QadexU.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/JmiqFv8z37qG/1789128165/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=2-H6G81yit2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/leaving-at-500-pm-looks-like-youre-watching-the-clock Leaving at 5:00 PM looks like youre watching the clock Leaving at 5:00 PM looks like youre watching the clock. Leaving at 4:58 PM looks like you have somewhere important to be. A dinner reservation. A flight. A life. Its a power move. Grab your coat at 4:57. Be in the elevator by 4:58. Do not make eye contact. The day is over. mastertheminimum meetsexpectations ninetofive https://video-meta.open.video/poster/IyaCovCbYVZH/2EbQH905jt2_QWNtbO.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/IyaCovCbYVZH/1789128174/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=2EbQH905jt2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/garyupdate-still-kayaking GARYUPDATE - Still Kayaking Gary asked if Id ever try kayaking. I told him Id consider it. Slowly. Possibly never. GaryUpdate mastertheminimum meetsexpectations kayaking https://video-meta.open.video/poster/HmuOBtCy2Z6k/2-bRGm05ic2_nYeNWM.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/HmuOBtCy2Z6k/1789128177/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=2-bRGm05ic2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/imagine-an-email-arrives-and-you-do-nothing Imagine an email arrives and you do nothing. How to clear your inbox without typing. DesmondVance EmailHacks Productivity WorkSmart OfficePolitics LifeHack https://video-meta.open.video/poster/hFvWpxTa27Gk/2-G7GCuyOd2_yJwkgc.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/hFvWpxTa27Gk/1789128167/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=2-G7GCuyOd2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/hit-snooze-master-the-minimum Hit Snooze. Master The Minimum. Hit snooze. Save yourself. DesmondVance MasterTheMinimum RiseAndGrind SnoozeButton Mindset DESTalk https://video-meta.open.video/poster/aim4obirtJti/w-aBa81yPs2_zHudjd.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/aim4obirtJti/1789128176/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=w-aBa81yPs2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/the-truth-about-the-extra-mile-shorts-antiwork-corporatezen-hustleculture The Truth About The Extra Mile shorts antiwork corporatezen hustleculture Why go the extra mile when the Bare Minimum mile has snacks and an early exit? Desmond Vance breaks down why excellence is just a trap for unpaid overtime. Stay mediocre. Stay safe. Stay forgotten. CareerAdvice WorkLifeBalance QuietQuitting CorporateLife DesmondVance MasterTheMinimum https://video-meta.open.video/poster/NymmwvyjYN7Q/2EHAHnuyPs2_bmwcdz.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/NymmwvyjYN7Q/1789128169/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=2EHAHnuyPs2 26 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/the-sunday-night-slack The Sunday-Night Slack Never establish that your weekend is a working weekend. Let the message sit. careeradvice worklife toxicworkplace corporatetok boundaries desmondvance https://video-meta.open.video/poster/GyyqdvPywZ5d/woH6HS1PPc2_kWxQaQ.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/GyyqdvPywZ5d/1789128168/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=woH6HS1PPc2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/we-wear-many-hats-here We wear many hats here The cutest metaphor corporate America uses to exploit your labor. worktok careeradvice toxicworkplace quietquitting corporatesatire mastertheminimum https://video-meta.open.video/poster/gpvqpx5as7iQ/woH7GTv4Ot2_AChiRY.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/gpvqpx5as7iQ/1789128167/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=woH7GTv4Ot2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/the-reply-all-email-chain-takeover The Reply All Email Chain Takeover How to seize control of a chaotic reply all email thread and establish absolute dominance. corporatehumor officelife careeradvice toxicworkplace worktok mastertheminimum replyall https://video-meta.open.video/poster/byi8cbnit_sJ/2oHlGT14Pt2_KcoEmf.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/byi8cbnit_sJ/1789128174/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=2oHlGT14Pt2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/the-pre-firing-runway The Pre-Firing Runway What a Performance Improvement Plan actually means. Dont fall for the trap. careeradvice toxicworkplace corporatetok fired quietquitting desmondvance https://video-meta.open.video/poster/NimikhSjsJsJ/wVGQGSvzjc2_PVYSMp.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/NimikhSjsJsJ/1789128174/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=wVGQGSvzjc2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/the-free-labor-snare The Free Labor Snare How to politely say no to taking on out-of-scope work for absolutely zero extra dollars. worktok careeradvice worklifebalance toxicworkplace corporatesatire mastertheminimum https://video-meta.open.video/poster/IpvGorDbxVII/wpG6H80yjs2_JjNeMa.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/IpvGorDbxVII/1789128167/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=wpG6H80yjs2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/exceeds-expectations Exceeds Expectations Why you should never be honest on a corporate performance review. worktok careeradvice toxicworkplace corporatesatire officelife mastertheminimum https://video-meta.open.video/poster/eCyCgr4ysJ6b/w_a7anu5jt2_LMcwXK.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/eCyCgr4ysJ6b/1789128166/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=w_a7anu5jt2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/dont-fall-for-the-open-door-policy Dont fall for the open door policy. Dont fall for the open door policy. It is an unrecorded trap to catch you complaining. corporatehumor careeradvice worklife toxicworkplace corporatetok desmondvance https://video-meta.open.video/poster/GCuKxr5iZR6I/wpGBbD14jc2_XEImnZ.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/GCuKxr5iZR6I/1789128166/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=wpGBbD14jc2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/the-secret-to-never-failing-manifest-this-shorts-antiwork-hustleculture-corporatezen The Secret to Never Failing (Manifest This) shorts antiwork hustleculture corporatezen Vision boards are for people who want to be disappointed. Desmond Vance explains why you should stop manifesting Ferraris and start manifesting lunch. Set goals you can actually reach. Master the minimum. VisionBoard Manifestation RealityCheck DesmondVance MasterTheMinimum SuccessTips https://video-meta.open.video/poster/Hiyidt5btVZG/2_HkbD0Ojt2_KxFYYG.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/Hiyidt5btVZG/1789128177/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=2_HkbD0Ojt2 26 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/meditate-on-your-unread-emails-shorts-mediationmonday Meditate on Your Unread Emails shorts mediationmonday Find your zen in the digital smog. Desmond Vance leads you through a mindfulness exercise designed to lower your expectations and your blood pressure. Acknowledge the vertical limit of your own ambition. MeditationMonday CorporateZen WorkLifeBalance DesmondVance MasterTheMinimum OfficeHumor https://video-meta.open.video/poster/H5j4lriy37Ra/2VbBbS1OPc2_Uqthyt.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/H5j4lriy37Ra/1789128317/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=2VbBbS1OPc2 60 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/why-winning-the-day-is-a-trap-shorts Why Winning the Day is a Trap shorts Hustle culture says wake up at 5:00 AM. Desmond says go back to sleep. The world is still going to be disappointing in two hours, so why rush? Master the minimum and break the loop. RiseAndResign HustleCulture AntiWork Relatable MorningRoutine DesmondVance https://video-meta.open.video/poster/L_b0cxmbZVcj/x-akan1iis2_xyjPYE.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/L_b0cxmbZVcj/1789128311/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=x-akan1iis2 34 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/pizza-parties-dont-fix-toxic-culture Pizza parties dont fix toxic culture. Pizza parties dont fix toxic culture. DesmondVance CorporateWellness ToxicWorkplace Burnout EmployeeAppreciation https://video-meta.open.video/poster/J3y8FBGqs_qR/_EbAHC14PJ2_zeplHV.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/J3y8FBGqs_qR/1789130052/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=_EbAHC14PJ2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/nobody-gets-promoted-for-a-strong-friday-afternoon Nobody gets promoted for a strong Friday afternoon. Nobody gets promoted for a strong Friday afternoon. Spend it accordingly. mastertheminimum meetsexpectations fridayvibes fridaysignoff https://video-meta.open.video/poster/GJq0klbr2_sd/_UH7bDv5PI2_ONAwPQ.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/GJq0klbr2_sd/1789130051/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=_UH7bDv5PI2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/stop-working-at-5-pm-start-scheduling-at-5-pm Stop working at 5 PM. Start scheduling at 5 PM. The most powerful tool in your corporate arsenal isnt Excel. Its the Schedule Send button. Write your emails at 2 PM. Schedule them to send at 7:15 PM schedulesend mastertheminimum meetsexpectations https://video-meta.open.video/poster/J0b8czvqwJtH/FUblGT05OI2_eQBPvx.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/J0b8czvqwJtH/1789130045/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=FUblGT05OI2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/how-to-survive-a-90-minute-all-hands-meeting-without-contributing-the-strategic-nod How to survive a 90-minute all-hands meeting without contributing: The Strategic Nod. Mute your microphone. Keep your camera on. Every three minutes, nod slowly, as if the VP of Synergy just revealed the meaning of the universe. Furrow your brow slightly to imply deep cognitive processing. You are now a team player. You are welcome. mastertheminimum meetsexpectations allhands https://video-meta.open.video/poster/MryyEBuy7VWP/FpG7Hm1yOZ2_MIrfyR.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/MryyEBuy7VWP/1789130172/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=FpG7Hm1yOZ2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/todays-corporate-translation-ill-ping-you Todays Corporate Translation. Ill ping you. Translation: I am going to aggressively message you until you acknowledge my entirely non-urgent request. corporatetranslation mastertheminimum meetsexpectations https://video-meta.open.video/poster/bvmOsDLrBVWb/_pbkbCviOY2_xPzDVO.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/bvmOsDLrBVWb/1789130171/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=_pbkbCviOY2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/inbox-zero-is-a-toxic-concept Inbox Zero is a toxic concept Inbox Zero is a toxic concept invented by people who dont respect boundaries. I currently have 14,302 unread emails. I call it Inbox Infinity. It is a monument to my strategic apathy. If its truly important, they will Slack me. If its on Slack, I will say I was focused on deep work and missed it. Be unreachable. beunreachable inboxinfinity inboxzero mastertheminimum meetsexpectations https://video-meta.open.video/poster/IvmqApfj6VqG/wgPlGCvzid2_OJFOzZ.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/IvmqApfj6VqG/1789130171/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=wgPlGCvzid2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/garyupdate-no-new-direct-reports GARYUPDATE - No new direct reports Gary has not been given a direct report since Keith. He considers this his greatest professional achievement. GaryUpdate mastertheminimum theincident https://video-meta.open.video/poster/hKyipjXb_VyJ/w2jBbTujjd2_oVvEau.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/hKyipjXb_VyJ/1789130296/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=w2jBbTujjd2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/100-of-people-who-do-things-eventually-get-tired 100% of people who do things eventually get tired. Groundbreaking scientific data right here. DesmondVance Data Science ProductivityHack WorkSmarter CorporateRealism https://video-meta.open.video/poster/ISDaEDLiYVOO/2xORb8uzPc2_hNIAeV.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/ISDaEDLiYVOO/1789130552/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=2xORb8uzPc2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/turn-off-the-noise-before-you-judge-yourself Turn off the noise before you judge yourself. Turn off the noise before you judge yourself. DesmondVance SelfCare Mindset Identity CorporateLife https://video-meta.open.video/poster/HUjCEjXiwVcP/whiRbm0POc2_RJxLyD.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/HUjCEjXiwVcP/1789130546/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=whiRbm0POc2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/mid-day-meditation-you-are-a-rock Mid-Day Meditation - You Are A Rock MondayMeditation The emergency is just someone elses poor time management. Let their panic flow over you, around you, and ultimately, past you. You are a rock. A very unhelpful rock. mastertheminimum meetsexpectations mondaymeditation https://video-meta.open.video/poster/KSz0oFLiZZcJ/wxP6GDuPPt2_ClATNJ.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/KSz0oFLiZZcJ/1789130546/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=wxP6GDuPPt2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/what-if-we-just-fell-backwards-on-the-couch What if we just fell backwards on the couch? The art of leaning out. DesmondVance AntiHustle LazyBoy Rest WorkLifeBalance Burnout CorporateSatire https://video-meta.open.video/poster/e-ryElrqw7Jd/w3PQGS15Pt2_gMUyFV.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/e-ryElrqw7Jd/1789130550/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=w3PQGS15Pt2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/you-arent-established-youre-just-growing-algae You arent established, youre just growing algae. You arent established, youre just growing algae. DesmondVance CareerAdvice StuckInARut CorporateHumor QuitYourJob https://video-meta.open.video/poster/eUrOsDLj33bQ/whPRa9vPPd2_hCssEP.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/eUrOsDLj33bQ/1789130548/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=whPRa9vPPd2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/true-mindfulness-isnt-about-clearing-your-mindits-about-clearing-your-availability-status True mindfulness isnt about clearing your mindits about clearing your availability status. Acknowledge the stress. Honor the anxiety. Then set yourself to Away and head to the parking lot. Your real desk is the drivers seat of your sedan. Tag a colleague who needs a 20-minute nap break today. DesmondVance MasterTheMinimum MeditationMonday CorporateWellness Mindfulness WorkplaceBurnout CarNap QuietQuitting WorkplaceHumor https://video-meta.open.video/poster/hqfucDDb3Jya/_MPlbn1zjY2_ZGPDjr.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/hqfucDDb3Jya/1789132074/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=_MPlbn1zjY2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/mandatory-fun-is-an-oxymoron Mandatory fun is an oxymoron. True happiness isnt a warm beer in a crowded bar with people you already spent 8 hours withits driving home in silence. Tag a coworker youre ghosting today. DesmondVance MasterTheMinimum WorkplaceHumor Boundaries CompanyHappyHour QuietQuitting WorkLifeBalance CorporateLife GoingHome https://video-meta.open.video/poster/cavGgD8i33AQ/FMOAbnuOiJ2_sOuiee.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/cavGgD8i33AQ/1789132081/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=FMOAbnuOiJ2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/people-say-paddle-like-a-duck-but-these-ducks-are-swimming-in-industrial-runoff People say paddle like a duck. But these ducks are swimming in industrial runoff. Stop paddling. The pond is toxic anyway. DesmondVance MasterTheMinimum AntiHustle CorporateLife RealTalk https://video-meta.open.video/poster/fajWhlSjs3yb/F2PQGS1OjJ2_hvfltm.jpg https://streaming.open.video/contents/fajWhlSjs3yb/1789132075/index.m3u8 https://open.video/embed?contentId=F2PQGS1OjJ2 10 https://open.video/@desmondvance/v/how-to-say-no-at-work-corporate-jargon-explained How to Say NO at Work (Corporate Jargon Explained) Stop saying I dont want to do that. 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